Oct 15, 2014

10/15/2014 12:18:00 AM
The NFL Week 7 Power Rankings are here and the Denver Broncos and San Diego Chargers are at the top. The Bolts got a scare from Raiders Nation and the Broncos took care of a feisty Gang Green Bunch near Gotham City.

The Dallas Cowboys are officially contenders  after going to the great northwest and handing the Seahawks only their 2nd loss under Pete Carroll. The Indianapolis Colts dba "Blue Swagger" has won four game sin a row and will runaway with the ACF south. Who is falling out of the good graces of making it to the "Fight for George" and Fight for Lamar" all leading to the "Fight for Vince"?

NFL Week 7 Power Rankings powered by #UnitedInOrange and #BoltsUp:

1. #UnitedInOrange  4-1: They are winning games without blowing up the scoreboard!

2. #BoltsUp  5-1: River and Company are looking the part and playing at a high level.

3. #FlyEaglesFly 5-1: They head into the bye week flying high after dragging the G-Men down Broad Street!

4. #WhoDey 3-1-1: The Bengals Kicker missed a potential game-winner in extras but it shouldn't have come to that...

5. #CowboysNation 5-1: They beat Seattle in Seattle...enough said!

6. #BirdGang 4-1: QB Carson Palmer is back and that NFC west race is all of a sudden looking like a three-headed monster!

7. #ColtsNation 4-2: They have Andrew Luck and that is enough to put you amongst the AFC elite!

8. #RestoreTheRoar 4-2: They have arguably the best front in football and they look to be the NFC north favorites.

9. #CheeseHeads 4-2: QB A-Rog pulls a rabbit out of the Cheese and Brats on the Aqua Boyz 305 beating them at the strike of midnight!

10. #12s 3-2: What's going on in the Hawks Nest 206 as they look somewhat vulnerable as they get a huge reality check from the 'Boys!  

11. #PurpleBrowns 4-2: Ravens keep thumping folks as Ordinary Joe had a day in the 1st frame keeping his fantasy owners in keep mode!

12. #FortyNiners 4-2: They might be getting a full head of steam as they start to get key people back soon...watch those Niners!

13. #FoxboroPats 4-2: The Patriots lose RB Stevan Ridley to IR but losing defensive leader Jerod Mayo to a broken leg is devastating to say the least!

14. #Panthers 3-2-1: Since that loss to Pittsburgh #BackInBlack ha splayed sound football.

15. #DawgPound 3-2: I know what your thinking Browns haters well they are making a move north for the first time in a long time and it looks real!

16. #DaBears 3-3: Look if the offense can sustain drives and keep that "D" to around 50 plays...that's their recipe for success because no one stops #83 #17 and #15 and throw in #22...no one!

17. #BillsMafia 3-3: They get hammered again by the Pats but have been for the most part a pleasant surprise in the 2014 season!  

18. #SteelersNation 3-3: Win Loss Win Loss Win Loss...that looks like a pattern that could lead to someone getting things removed from their office and security escorting you out the building!

19. #BullsOnParade 3-3: They have the Steelers coming up but "Area 99" is all of that at Waffle House scattered, smothered, and covered!  

20. #NYFootballGiants 3-3: They talk too much...Lol and they are headed to Big D for a date with Dallas...good luck G-Men!

21. #GeauxSaints 2-3: They were on a bye week last week and they had to be getting things squared away for their 2nd half push one would think.

22. #RedFriday 2-3: If they can just catch that Royals train or a whiff of it they might get some W's!

23. #AquaBoyz305 2-3: There is no way Joe Philbin comes back especially after losing to his old squad in the waning seconds...

24. #RiseUpFalcons 2-4: Mike Smith grab your things and come with the Bluedude as we head to see "Mr. Bigs" Arthur Blank....you nervous well you should be!

25. #SKOL 2-4: Calm down Coach Zim you lost #28 for the season and you start a rook QB...get ready for the 2015 NFL Draft in Chi-City!

26. #MusicCityTitans 2-4: Ken Whisenhunt has to be thinking maybe I should have taken some time off...yes as there are plenty of coach killing jobs out there!

27. #STLRams 1-4: No QB Bradford and just a lost season under Coach Fisher and GM Snead!

28. #ItsABucsLife 1-5: What are they doing as they were beat midway through the 1st frame and he too talking Coach Lovie Smith needs to step back and take a long look at his program as Bucs nation has to be close to brown bagging it!

29. #HTTR 1-5: I too thought QB Kirk Cousins was the answer but maybe the 'Skins just don't have the right mixture anywhere in their facility as oil and water don't mix!

30. #GangGreen 1-5: Yes the Rex Ryan Show is just about ova in Gotham City so enjoy his pressers while they last!

31. #RaiderNation 1-5: At what point do the players wearing that jersey say let's do it for proud Raider Nation real talk?

32. #KHANstructionJags 0-6: They hit a grand slam with QB Blake Bortles now they get to add pieces and hopefully if Georgia RB Todd Gurley is draft eligible look out as they should kidnap Gurley when the 'Dawgs and Gators meet in J'Ville for the world's largest outdoor cocktail party!  
    

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