Thursday, July 24, 2014

Red Friday's Top 10 Player of 2014 in "Lake Charles LA JAMAAL" gets new Dead PRESIDENTS..."A QB DRIVEN League" slow your roll as the CHIEFS unleash the ARROWHEAD Beast #25 @JCharles25 #ChiefsPride #RedFriday #I70RedFootball

The Kansas City Chiefs knew they had to get a deal done as did their best player in former Hookem' Horns Star and Lake Charles Louisiana Track and Football Star Jamaal Charles. Yes he signed a Red Friday Purchase  Order back in 2010 for a reported $27 plus million for over 72 months but has clearly outplayed that P.O.. Now the Chiefs and Charles wanted to get something done before Camp and before its a distraction.

Enter through numerous media outlets $18 plus million in new Dead Presidents add to that deal that was signed in 2010 and another $5 Million under the Mattress as the Chiefs unleash the Arrowhead Beast! The #3 RB on Sunday and right there with the likes of Boomer Sooner's "Twin Cities Avenger" Adrian Peterson and Pitt Panthers and Linc Royalty in "Shady" LeSean McCoy...Charles is the real deal.

Now Red Friday's turns the Hunt Family Checkbook to QB Alex Smith as the Chiefs and Smith need to get something done ASAP before they get a disgruntled QB worrying about the wrong thing!


Wednesday, July 23, 2014

DODGERS 1 PIRATES 6 F...BUCS jump on DODGERS Starter HAREN in Inning One and LAD never recovered as BUCCOS take the "RUBBER" Game..."GET AWAY DAY" as BUCS starring in "UNSTOPPABLE 2" 'Burgh Hardball Edition! #RaiseTheJollyRoger #LADvsPIT

Dodgers Starter Dan Haren started off 2014 relatively strong and in his last six starts he has been awful to say the least. The Pirates took note and jumped all over Haren for four runs in the first as the Dodger never recovered. Josh Harrison's (looking like 70s Bucs Hot Corner Bill "Mad Dog" Madlock reincarnated with the same jersey #5) Two-Bagger was the big blow in Inning One as that capped the four-run first inning with both Neil Walker and Russell Martin scoring. Haren's Tab...5 IP 4 H 5 R 5 ER 3 BB 6 SO HR. That bomb came off the Ash, Maple, or Bamboo from Bucs LF Dan Snider a Solo "Tater" in the 2nd to push the score to 5-0 Bucs.

Bucs Starter Francisco Liriano needed Run Support as he was just 1-7 coming into tonight's action. He was superb going seven allowing just one run on four hits as he walked two and struck out four. Matt Kemp of Dodger Blue had the only Dodger RBI with Juan Uribe the only Dodger with at least two hits. Snider led the Bucs going 2 for 3 scoring three runs.

Pirates 54-47 making a strong push since the Calender struck June is tied with the Redbirds for 2nd place and just 2.5 games back of the NL Central leading Beer Makers! The Dodgers fall two games back of the San Fran Giants in the NL West at 56-47 as they need Hanley and Yasiel in the worst way!

TIGERS 11 D-BACKS 5 F...Motor City KITTIES take the Show to the "DESERT" taking 2 of 3 from D-BACKS...A. JACKSON, MIGGY, and AVILA all with Three RBIs for Tigers!..."GET AWAY DAY" going Inter League in the Visitors Clubhouse with Detroit Hardball! #DETvsARI

The Detroit Tigers needed this one to win the series first and foremost but also to set the stage for their four-piece vs Orange County California Hardball dba Anaheim Angels. The Tigers didn't need Starter Anibal Sanchez to throw a "Gem" but he just needed to throw strikes and strikes and some BP he did.

Behind "Monsters at the Dish" Performances from Miggy Cabrera (2 for 4 w/2 Runs 3 RBI), Austin Jackson (2 for 5 w/2 Runs 2 RBI), and Alex Avila (1 for 4 w/3 RBI) the Motor City Kitties rolled to their 56th "W" of 2014 against 42 L's. Tigers Starter Sanchez (6.1 IP 11 H 5 R 5 ER 1 BB 4 SO HR) had a 7-0 lead heading into the 5th as he would allow five runs the next three innings for a 7-5 Tigers lead highlighted by a D-Backs SS Didi Gregarious' Two-Run Jack in the 5th.    

That's when "Miggy" Cabera rose up like only "Miggy" can taking D-Backs Reliever Matt Stites for a Three-Run Bomb which was part of a four-run Tigers 8th. That was your final score 11-5 as D-Backs Starter Trevor Cahill takes the "L" going just four innings allowing seven runs on eight hits while he struck out three. Sanchez gets the "W" for Detroit Hardball moving to 7-4.

The Tigers 56-42 will get the Halos as they are 59-40 as we go to press and believe it or not in 2nd place behind the Green-Hot Swingin' Elephants of East Bay Hardball! The D-Backs at 44-57 are 11.5 back of the NL West leading Gigantes of the Bay...

REDS 1 BREWERS 5 F...the "PIWOWARZY" sweeps the REDS putting CINCY in a Post All-Star Break LOSING Frenzy!...LOHSE moves to an impressive 11-4 for the BEER Makers..."GET AWAY DAY" the BEER Makers trying to pull away from CENTRAL! #CINvsMIL

The Cincinnati Reds have lost six in a row and even All-Star Ace "Johnny Dangerously" Cueto can't even halt the current "L" Streak the Red kegs are on. They lose three in the Bronx Zoo now lose three vs NL Central Division Foe the "Beer Makers" dba Milwaukee Brewers including getting handled on Hump Day by Brew Crew's Kyle Lohse.

Lohse (moving to 11-4 in 2014) was magnificent in 6 2/3 innings giving up a run on only four hits. That first run was the first run of the ball game in the 5th as Red Legs Starter Mike Leake was on pace to stop the streak for Cincy!  The the Brew Crew put back to back crooked two's up in the 5th and 6th highlighted by the Brewers Mark Reynold's Two-Run Bomb in the 6th. Leake was charged with all that damage on his tab which was eleven hits and four runs through six innings striking out four. Reynold's in the 8th Inning with the score 4-1 took Red Legs Reliever Jumbo Diaz for a"Jumbo-Sized" Tater to make it 5-1 Brew Crew. Reynolds ended with a 3 for 4 with two runs , two RBIs, and two Big Flies to his name as it became Team Reynolds 3 Red Legs 1 F.

Brewers move to 57-45 and lead the Central by two games ahead of the Redbirds. The Red Legs at 51-50 after being at the break at 51-44 fall to 6.5 games back in the Central just like that!  

ROYALS 2 WHITE SOX 1 F...K.C. Hardball gets the "RUBBER" Game on the South Side near the Dan Ryan Expressway vs PALE HOSE..."GET AWAY DAY" as the ROYALS are back to the .500 mark #KCvsCWS

The Kansas City Royals get back to that magic number the .500 mark as they take the "Rubber Game" vs the South Siders. Both Starters James Shields for K.C. and Carlos Quintana for the South Siders were on their A-Game. Shields goes seven allowing one run on six hits as he struck out seven. Quintana went seven giving up a run on seven hits as he struck out three.

Both the Royals and Pale Hose scored in the 1st as Eric Hosmer Sac-Fly scored Lorenzo Cain making it 1-1 Royals. The Pale Hose get a Adam Dunn single scoring Jose Abreu tying the game at 1-1 as that score held up all the way to the top half of the 9th. After a Moustakas Single and a Sac Bunt the Royals Nori Aoki singles off Pale Hose Reliever Zach Putnam as Moustakas scores making it 2-1 Royals. Then Royals Captain Save-A-Game Greg Putnam gets his 26th save of 2014.

Royals still right in the middle of the AL Central Race just 6.5 games back of the Motor City Kitties. The Pale Hose fall to 48-54 and that is 9.5 games back of the Tigers. Alex Gordon went 3 for 3 for K.C. as White Sox Back Stop Tyler Flowers was 3 for 3...

"MONSTERS on the BASE Path"...the Shows Top THEFT Leaders and taking "BAGS" as DODGER Blue's All-Star DEE GORDON leads that pack with the STROS Show JOSE ALTUVE on the sane block! #CollectingMLBBagsIsALostArtForm

Yes the Bluedude recalls when Base Stealing in the Show was an Art Form as teams relied heavily on Speedsters getting on base and moving themselves over. Now everyone relies on the Hit and Run or the "Big Fly" as "Chicks dig the Long Ball". I remember of course the 80s/90s Hardball with the King of the Base Path Rickey Henderson. What about Tim "Rock" Raines Expos, "Whitey Ball" for Redbird Nation with the likes Vince Coleman, Willie "E.T." McGee, and Ozzie Smith, Pirates Barry Lamar Bonds and Andy Van Slyke, and the Tribe's Kenny Lofton and Omar Vizquel among others. Now we get a diluted version with a few trying to bring it back as they try n get to the high 70s maybe 80s.

Top 10 THEFT Artists in MLB "MONSTERS on the BASE Path" 
Note: Steal Numbers through July 23, 2014 and Batting Average...

1. 2B Dee Gordon #DodgerNation 45 .295 avg.

2. 2B Jose Altuve #StrosShow 41 .338 avg.

3. CF Billy Hamilton #RedLegs 39 .280 avg

4. CF Ben Revere #PhightinPhils 28 .296 avg.

5. CF Jacoby Ellsbury #BronxBombers 27 .293 avg.

6. LF Eric Young Jr. #Amazins 25 .231 avg.

7. LF Rajai Davis #MotorCityKitties 24 .295 avg.

8. SS Alcides Escobar #KCHardball 22 .280 avg.

9. LF Starling Marte #Buccos 21 .255 avg.

10. Elvus Andrus #RangersNation 20 .261 avg.

360 Degrees...

Gordon is the one constant for that Dodger Nation Offense as he has finally figured it out and went to his 1st All-Star Game...

Altuve is the best Players in the Show you never hear about and he is 2nd in MLB in Average with a robust .338 avg. as the "Rox" Tulo is the leader at .340 avg. as he heads to the D.L...

Hamilton started off slow and now that average is up to .280 as he has become not a slap-hitter but more of a line-drive hitter and is the fastest in the Show from 0-1st Base Bag...

Revere is solid in that 'Phils Line Up and Roster that needs a huge makeover...

Ellsbury finally healthy (Knock on Wood Yanks Nation) is a Threat all over the place as he he can also take you Deep...
E.Y. Jr has Bloodline in him but needs to get his Average up and than that OBP will go up which means more Bags to take...

Davis gives the Tigers a Threat to move runners without using the "Big Fly" where is Teammate and Speedy CF Austin Jackson who should be ahead of Davis...

Escobar has slowed of late but a nice addition top a Line Up which lacks speed outside of Escobar...

Marte struggling at the Dish still has 21 bags and where is the reigning NL M.V.P. Andrew McCutchen...    

Andrus should have at least two teammates all over this list as the Rangers 2014 Campaign is dunzo...

KEVIN LOVE Business...the "Lake OSWEGO Monster" appears to be headed to the "Q" with the @KingJAMES APP in tow as SEE RED has emerged as LOVE Takers...and NBA Central "DONNYBROOK" for Bloodline K.L..."WEST SIDE STORY Report" talking the "Lake OSWEGO Monster" for the TAJ-manian Devil and the See Red BUTLER + Assets #BULLSNation @KevinLove @TajGibson22 @JimmyButler

The Chicago Bulls appeared to be putting the final pieces to the puzzle together last week as they get the "Spaniard" Pau Gasol and Vet Back-Up PG Aaron Brooks.  They amnesty C-Booz 5 and sign Rooks "McBuckets" Doug McDermott and "Aussie" Cam Bairstow. Now comes the Bulls renewed interest in 10K Lakes Star Kevin Love dba the "Lake Oswego Monster".

Now breaking down the trade as the Cavs, Mr. Fathead himself @CavsDan, and the @KingJames App are in the lead as the Package would include at least three teams. The latest is the Cavs and 10K Lakes doing Business with the Utah Jazz as Three Players and some Duffel Bags along with Carrick Felix were exchanged to clear up about $3.3 million more for Love.

The Bulls through various Media Outlets have offered the Taj-Manian Devil Gibson and the "See red Butler" Jimmy along with some assets (Duffel Bags or Picks or Both) for the Lake Oswego Monster and that is  terrible trade for the Bulls. Taj on the defensive end is 5-Star and Love brings the Rebounding and the ability to spread the hardwood at the PF but Butler packing as well...Negative Gar n Pax and Ghost Rider as the Bulls Roster is full!

The 'Wolves are going to move Love as King James needs someone riding Shotgun as Uncle Drew and his Jeep aren't enough. The T'Wolves though are also likely to send expiring Contract of J.J. Barea and Sharp-Shooter from Jordan Brand Kevin Martin with Love.

The Deal that appears to be somewhere in the Pacific near Dub Nation is Love for KLAY-metheus and either David Lee or Harrison Barnes as the Warriors breaking up the "Splash Brothers" would not be a good look!

All this for noise for the "Lake Oswego Monster" and his 26.1 ppg 12.5 rpg .367% 3pt FG .821 FT%...remember the Cavs are in the lead and King James needs his fix as the Bulls are still a better team if they add Love write it down or take a Twit Pic or INSTAgram!