NBA 2K14 DRAFT Lottery is Here!..."SQUEEZE the ORANGE" led by "Fear the DEER", SEVENTY-SIXERS, and the MOUSE Town MAGIC as they have the most BALLS!...Who will get their mitts on that #1 Overall as something tells me the LAKERS and C's will both fall inside that Top 5...just sayin'! Congrats to the BUCKS, SIXERS, and MAGIC as "You can't WIN the 2K14 Draft Lottery...if you don't LOSE" #NBA2K14DraftLottery

It's here and almost as intriguing as the "Fight 4 Larry" as the NBA Draft has a "Big" from Cameroon being compared to Dikembe Mutumbo and not Dream Olajuwon. It also has a Bloodline Shooting Guard whose Vertical Leap has been trending on Twitter through the last weekend. What about 'Melo Anthony Offensive -Like Mr. Parker from soon to be #DukeInTheNBA who is NBA Ready like Stacy Dash at 40-plus...straight margarine! The 2K14 NBA Draft Lottery is here and Team 17 Chips and Team 16 Chips finds themselves for some odd reason hoping and wishing for good fortune and a Franchise Player.

The 2K14 NBA DRAFT LOTTERY Odds
Note: Pictured (Left Jabari Parker/Right Julius Randle)

1. #FearTheDeer 25%

2. #SeventySixers 19.9 %

3. #MouseTownMagic 15.6 %

4. #SaltPalaceJazz 10.4 %

5. #Team17Chips 10.3 %

6. #Team16Chips 6.3 %

7. #ForeverPurple 4.3%

8. #MotorCityPistons 2.8%

9. #BelieveLandHoops 1.7%

10. #StateBirdOfLouisiana 1.1%

11. #MileHighNugs 0.8%

12. #MouseTownMagic 0.7%

13. #10KLakesHoops 0.6%

14. #PHXhoops 0.5%

The Bucks have young pieces and PG the "Knight Rider" and the "Beer Town U.S.A Plastic Man" John Henson along with Greek Star Giannis Antetokounmpo to build around!

The Sixers have the reigning 2013-14 R.O.Y. in M.C.W. and they get another Lottery Pick Nerlens Noel off from Injury so this will be two Lottery Picks essentially in one...and they need this on Broad Street!

Imagine the Magic who has two Lottery Balls in the Lottery and they could get two Top 10 Picks or even Top 5 Picks if they are lucky look for Minnie and Mickey to be near those Lottery Balls!

Jazz looking for a Coach as they have reached out of NBA HOF PG of "Stockton to Malone" Lore...John Stockton !

Team 17 Chips the C's and Trade Danny looking get some "Mi Luv Mi Gold" Luck of the Leprechaun as he has made it no secret foaming at the mouth about C.I.A. Bounce AAU Star via Phog Allen Lore Andre Wiggins!

Team 16 Chips the Lakers need a Star and the NBA will deliver as they are my sleeper Team to grab #1 and #Staples4Jabari and that's right move over Black Mamba and that cool $48 Million Wells Fargo Wagon Laker Gang has a new Star to keep Lakers Nation owning the Twittisphere!

The Kings dba #ForeverPurple needs a dynamic Small Forward and they are a few in this Draft but Parker is that Dude and a perfect for Mayor K.J. and the Kings New Digs!

Pistons have plenty of Options as they will also be looking to move Greg Monroe most likely
wit that Pick they get...and that is some serious Stuff as Stan Van goes through his First Draft has head Honcho!

Believeland the Cavs do not need any more young players as this might be another piece to a Package for someone!

The Pelicans will get Jrue Holiday back in the 2014-15 season and they already have the "Next in Line" from the 'Go in Anthony Davis and did you get that Jabari, Jalil Okafor, and Big Cliff Alexander...it's all about A.D. and that versatile game from the 312! Don't forget about Nike Basketball's REKEhavoc fools!

The Nugs will add a piece to go with a nice young nucleus as they will get Javale McGee, Danillo Gallanari, and the State of Nate back in the 2014-15 season.

The T'Wolves have made it clear the "Lake Oswego Monster" is not going anywhere and it would be real interesting if they climbed into that Top 5 as Kevin Love needs help at Small Forward.

The Suns just adding to the Desert Croc Pot might package this Pick off with something on that Roster as they have young Pieces galore that more than a few teams covet!

What's the Odds both the C's and Lakers get into the Top 3?

Tune in Tuesday May 21st at 8pm ET on ESPN...as the Streets and NBA Heads is watching!