Mar 8, 2013

3/08/2013 01:48:00 AM
The Miami Dolphins re-sign that 305 Tanning Lotion the Bluedude often calls Tanney-Line as in Phins QB Ryan Tannehill and Phins WR Brian Hartline. Well they have a little cashola to get what ever they need to get it going as the Phins on the Weekend before NFL Free Agents can be signed they tale care of a important piece to their puzzle.

The Aqua Boyz 305 sign WR Brain Hartline (pictured right) to a reported five-year deal worth in the neighborhood of just under $31 Million for a Sunday WR who caught 74 Pigskins for 1,083 yards but scored ONLY once. Hartline is signed not because he is a #1 WR but he will be the #2 WR as the Phins look to make soon to be Ex-Steelers WR Mike "Da Kid" Wallace an offer he can't refuse. Wallace now will have Play makers that ca take pressure off him as he won;t be the savior with Hartline back into the fold and Slot WR Davone Bess.

The Move by the Aqau Boyz 305 is right on par for how they want to attack Free Agency on March 12, 2013 and they will be at Mike Wallace's Front Door with a #17 Phins Home Jersey, an Edible Arrangement, and a few of those blazin' Aqua Girls....Phins Cheerleaders. Does anyone want to be a Goldfish about now and your name will be "Abrahams".        

Note: All this Drama on Offense let's me further know that Phins RB Reggie Bush is all but gone....as they need a Power Back to go with this New Air Attack.

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