The Dallas Mavericks have made it official re-signing the M.F.F.L. G.O.A.T. in Dirk Nowitzki dba DIRK-ilicious and on Twitter @swish41. Dirk takes a serious pay cut getting a reported Purchase Order for $25 million over 36 more months with surprisingly enough No Team Option. The Mavs though have added a few nice pieces starting with the Rockets Chandler Parsons dba as "Parsons in a Deep Ellum Tree".Moving to Bulls Nation as we saw this coming a day after they signed Carlos Boozer from the Utah Jazz. See sometimes instead of looking at the Free Agent's Numbers you should also look at who he is playing with and the System which could make them look like Jordan 11's until you buy them...Knock Off Joints! C-Booz 5 gets what Bulls Chairman hates the Amnesty Clause as they owed him $16.8 million in the 2014-15 season. Fittingly enough C-Booz 5 pulled out after the Bulls Exit Interviews in a 2014 Rolls Royce Ghost with a game like a Ford Pinto...and the Bluedude strikes! Don't kick an NBA Player when he is down....yeah right! Booz will be most likely signing with the Miami Heat for little of nothing as that's where he resides in the off-season.
Then there is the Grit and Grind's Sharp-Shooter M&M Plain dba Mike Miller of the Florida Gators who was rumored just yesterday at Vegas Summer League to be going to Shaw Ball 5,280 feet above Ocean Water. Well Miller will follow his dude (King James) as he is on his way to C-Town and Miller was last seen downloading the Samsung's King James App. He will also download a Purchase Order for $5.5 million over 24 months...and Spalding Money Ball Rack that Miller Haters...Splash...23'9" shooting from the Rock & Roll Museum...go Bulls!
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