HOUSTON TEXANS as they usher in Mr. O'BRIEN and the Patriot Way...LOL! BULLS on PARADE lost 14 Games in a row in 2014 and it can't get any worse than that...WR ANDRE "305" JOHNSON of JORDAN Brand is in Camp...the FITZPATRICK Science Project is under Center ask BILLS Mafia about that Dude!...and on "D" @ClowneJD joins forces with "AREA 99" as they go COMBUSTIBLE at the QB! #BullsOnParade #TexansFootball #ReliantBoyzTackleFootball #TexansNation

Yes then Houston Texans are excited and you would be too as long gone and long overdue Greg Kubiak ( Mike Shanahan's Boy) is gone from anywhere in Harris County Texas and in comes former Pats O-Coordinator Bill O'Brien. And of course like any other former Patriot Coach here comes the other ex-Pats Coaches like Gremlins..."We don't die...We multiply" but the Texans need an identity ASAP!

WR Andre "305" Johnson of Jordan Brand comes in to Camp wearing Jordan Flip Flops looking at QB Ryan Fitzpatrick like , "can you get me the "Pig" when I want it"? "Fitz" looking sacred to death.., "Dude of Course and 'Dre let's do some Texas BBQ after this"? 'Dre didn't answer walking over to the Wide Outs Group.


Bulls On Parade needs a healthy RB Arian "the Philosopher" Foster and TE Owen Daniels is gone to the Purple Browns. 2nd-Year WR DeAndre Hopkins is Straight "It's Not Butter" as his rookie campaign was 5-Star! The O-Line is in tact led by LT Duane Brown. The "D" will miss Backer Cushing but Clowney is here!

Key Players

Offense
QB "Fitz" (2014 FA Titans)
RB the Philosopher
LT D. Brown
C  C. Myers
WR Dre 305/Hopkins

Defense
LDE "Area 99"
LOLB W. Mercilus
ROLB @ClowneJD
LCB K. Jackson
SS D.J. Swearinger
RCB Ja-Jo

Offensively they have to ride the Arm of that Science Project Fitzpatrick but he and O'Brien need to pick their spots going down field. RB Arian Foster with no Ben Tate (Dawg Pound RB 2014) has to stay healthy and be a force. The O-Line is the strong suit along with Foster and Wide Outs Andre Johnson and DeAndre Hopkins as something is in the water talking Clemson Wide outs...real talk!

The "D" led by Romeo Crennel will run a 3-4 with "Area 99" J.J. Watt coming off the LDE and Top Pick in the 2014 NFL Draft Jadeveon Clowney at ROLB and they will be down hill on 3rd and distance. Star Backer Brian Cushing of NJ High School Powerhouse Bergen Catholic and "Men of Troy" U is out again with Leg Injuries. Look for Undrafted FA Quentin Groves from Auburn to grab a slot before NFL Week 4.

The Secondary gets a huge loss losing SS Daniel Manning but Corner "Ja-Jo" Jonathan Jospeh and Kareem Jackson are a nice tandem. D.J. Swearinger , who starred for the Gamecocks with Clowney, is Bernard Pollard 2.0 and physical. That Secondary might be as good as that Front 7 and that's just they way it is with most teams.

2014 Key Schedule Dates
AFC South Opponents: Colts, Jags, Titans

Wk 5 @ Cowboys
Wk 6 vs Colts
Wk 7 @ Steelers
Wk 8 @ Titans
Wk 9 vs Eagles
WK 10 Bye Week
Wk 12 vs Bengals
Wk 13 vs Titans
Wk 14 @ Jags
Wk 15 @ Colts
Wk 16 vs Ravens

The Texans get their first five teams in 2014 with no Playoffs in 2013. Yes teams improve the Texans if they can come together rather quickly can win at least three of those games. QB "Fitz", Foster, and that revamped new 3-4 "D" will have to rise up!