K-HUMPS dba Kim K's EX is a WIZ Kid D.C..."SQUEEZE the ORANGE" D.C. WIZARDRY grabs Kris Humphries in a Sign & Trade with GREEN TEAM #KHumpsBiz #DCWizardry

The Washington Wizards through different media outlets have agreed on a Sign and Trade with the Boston Celtics for the Services of Power Forward Kris Humphries yes Kim K's Ex. The deal is reported to be $13 million over 36 months with 12 of that 36 being a Team Option. The C's get a part of the Wizards Trade Exception due to the Sign and Trade between the Rockets and Wizards.

K-Hump's now joins a team that should be in the upper echelon of the Eastern Conference with the likes of Wall-Star and the Real Deal Bradley Beal among others. He also will replace the minutes vacated by ex-Wizards and now Utah Jazz PF Trevor Booker.

K-Hump's 2013-14 Numbers with Green Team

69 Gms 30 Started 8.4 ppg 5.9 rpg

D.C. Wizardry 2014-15 Roster

Guards
Andre Miller
Wall-Star
Real Deal Beal
Garrett Temple
Martell Webster

Forwards
K-Humps
Otto Porter Jr.
Glen Rice Jr.
Al Harrington
the "Truth"
Drew Gooden

Forwards/Center
Ne Ne
Marcin Gortat
Melvin Ely

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