Jun 4, 2013

6/04/2013 11:22:00 PM
The Schedule is grueling and there are going to be some nights where you say I am getting paid in full to play Slow-Pitch Softball. Having said that you hope your the on the side with the Bats and not in the field taking BP. The Texas Rangers had that happen to them tonight and the Bluedude "A Cup of Joe in the Show Report" Blotter lit up in the direction of Fenway Park.

Crime Scene...Fenway Park...Rangers vs Red Sox....Between the Chalk leading to the Green Monster and Pesky Pole

Victims: Rangers Pitchers (notably Grimm and Ortiz)

Suspects: Red Sox Line Up (notably Drew, Nava, Big Papi, Carp, n Saltalamacchia)

Charge: Carmines get 17 ducks off the pond (Misdemeanor-Excessive Scoring through Seven Innings)

Rangers Pitching Totals:

8 IP 19 H 17 R 14 ER 4 BB 6 SO 4 HR

Summary (a 17-Piece that includes sides like 19 hits, 4 Bombs, 17 runs, 8 2B, 1 3B)  : The Boston Red Sox put crooked numbers up in Innings one, two, six, and seven. They also hit four Big Flies off Rangers Pitching while adding eight two baggers and a three bagger by none other than "Big Papi" Ortiz and he must have hit ti Foxboro to get to third.

Red Sox Pitcher Ryan Dumpster get his 3rd "W" as he moves to 3-6. He went seven strong allowing five hits, three runs, striking out six, and giving two bombs. It happens and unfortunately it happened to the rangers. The Good in all of this is that its just one of 162 so enjoy Bean Town and get'em on Hump Day. Rangers fall to 35-22 and game and a half up on the Swingin' Athletics. The Carmines move to 36-23 and two and a half games up on the Bronx Bombers and O's.

Crime Scene and Bluedude Sportstalk Exclusive...laugh now...your Team will be next and trust me on that!

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