CSI Bluedude Sportstalk...PANTHERS QB told No TATTOOS or PIERCINGS n stay that way.....OCHOCINCO wants to pay fine.....LSU QB JEFFERSON in BAR Fight

Here We go again.......ATHLETES not doing what they are suppose to be doing. This time we have an OWNER involved that what to control what you look like.........an NFL WR who gets thumped and wants to pay the FINE if the player who hit him gets fined....and #2 Ranked Pre-Season LSU Tigers QB wants to try a little MMA in the Local PUB.


Let's get in the BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK CSI VAN and head out to the locations:

CRIME SCENE............Charlotte North Carolina.......Interview room unknown......Carolina PANTHERS Owner Jerry RICHARDSON lead SUSPECT on Victim Cam NEWTON: Reportedly in an Interview that PANTHERS Owner had with then Potentail 1st Pick in the DRAFT Auburn WAR EAGLE QB Cam NEWTON........Richardson wanted to ask CAM questions about his PHYSICAL Appearance.......so here some S*** that's way put of line.

Richardson reportedly told CAM he was a nice looking kid. Then he went onto say," DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS ?".....Cam replied NO SIR......then RICHARDSON asked, " DO YOU HAVE ANY Body Piercings", Cam replied to that also.....NO SIR.....RICHARDSON replied back GOOD...that's keep it that WAY.

Now it's 2011.......Football Players are some of the wildest Professional Athletes around. And to ask CAM those questions and to be bold enough to let it out on a NATIONAL SPORTS RADIO SHOW is BOLD......or is that just SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY. I am from the NORTH and don't care how much you are paying me but if it's legal....I will do what I D*** Please....SIR.

Richardson reportedly went on to tell TE Jeremy SHOCKEY I like you Bravado and enthusiasm but I could do all that without the TATTOOS. Let me ask you this BLUEDUDE HEADS......You think if STANFORD QB Andrew LUCK had a huge HARLEY-DAVIDSON TATTOO across his face you think RICHARDSON would say something.....or does LUCK look the part.

FORGET Guilty until proven innocent throw RICHARDSON in the HOLE for 90.

CRIME SCENE.............Tampa Bay FLA......the PIRATE SHIP........PATRIOTS vs BUCCANEERS......PATS WR #85 and BUCS LB #59:

PATS WR Chad OCHOCINCO was going across the middle and BUCS ROOKIE LB Mason FOSTER hits him which looked like a clean HIT. But you know ROGER RABBIT was watching or reviewed the HIT and MASON was fined yesterday $20K for the hit and for not following the FLAG FOOTBALL RULES of not going for the flag at the waist.

OCHOCINCO said it was a clean hit an he would like to pay the young man's fine and CHAD even tweeted to ROGER THAT that he would love to do so. NFL rules prohibit such thing but CHAD should know by now if you don't WRAP the PLayer and hit him otherwise....you will probably be fined.

A nice gesture by OCHOCINCO but if he looks on the schedule in late OCTOBER......there is a TEAM the PATS play at 4:15pm EST that will be more than happy for CHAD to pay their fines because there will be a FEW REVIEWABLE HITS in that one.

ROGER you just can't leave well enough ALONE can you......you look the PART and play it better than anyone including CASTRO

Anytime ROGER shows up on my INVESTIGATION Ledger....he is GUILTY with no TRIAL

CRIME SCENE..........Baton Rouge Louisiana.......local WATER HOLE on CAMPUS.....Not 1 Not 2 Not 3 but 4 LSU starters on the FOOTBALL TEAM were in a BAR FIGHT and the worst injury reportedly was a person with 3 broken vertebraes.

One of the Reported Culprits is Starting QB Jordan JEFFERSON........and the local police are investigating. This is a huge problem since the BAYOU BENGALS don't have Little DEBBIES and HOSTESS CAKES coming in until game 2. They play the QUACK ATTACK on September 2nd and the TIGERS need to get the 2nd String rep with the ones from here on out.

Look my fellow Student-Athletes.......nothing good happens when you are a Public Figure on CAMPUS (Notable ATHLETES on MAJOR Campuses are such) and you go out an most likely with a COUPLE COOL SPOTS under your belt and people ant to try you becuase you are that Starting QB on the TEAM. JEFFERSON, being a SENIOR, knows better and now it could cost the TIGERS a spot in the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Game. I hate to put it on one guy....but the QB Position is the most important cog in that machine we know as NCAA Division 1-A Football.

Guilty....for JEFFERSON and his 3 Teammates for not using their THINKING CAPS.......and most of us turned those on in KINDERGARTEN unless you were one SAMICH away from a PICNIC. The TEAM is bigger than anything you do on a PERSONAL Level.