CRIME SCENE......NFL Pre Season FOOTBALL......Yellow Tape Everywhere as Expected.....and some funny POST GAME COMMENTS

The BLUEDUDE is back at it.......got that call again.....for more CRIME SCENES. Look NFL FANS......now you are seeing the factors of the LOCKOUT play right before your eyes. It's not pretty......PRE SEASON NFL Football....that is......but with no OTA's and a lot of missed training camps....this PRODUCT we know as SUNDAYS will suffer a little right off.

Let's get after it.........

CRIME SCENE.......FED EX FIELD.......NATIONS CAPITAL.......6 Lombardi's vs SEXY REXY and the New LOOK 'SKINS....SLOW DOWN.....PRE SEASON...that might have been the worst display of Pre Season football I have ever seen a Mike TOMLIN Coached football team. Not to take anything away from the 'SKINS, who whipped on the STEELERS, but we looked like last year's REGULAR SEASON 'SKINS. And a Sound Bite waiting to happen STEELERS Coach Tomlin had this to say after the game," We got our butts beat......we didn't tackle, kick, run, block, and cover anything tonight. We will get back to work after we assess things on the TAPE......and we have some GROUND TO MAKE UP".

Meanwhile the 'SKINS need confidence after last season.....so getting out the GATE on this 5 STAR Match up (Because the STEELERS are in it) is a confidence builder. For the 'SKINS it's like the Movie TOP GUN......You lost GOOSE....and you have a confidence PROBLEM.....and in the 'SKINS case.....You LOST A LOT OF GAMES.......and you have a confidence PROBLEM.

CRIME SCENE...........FORD FIELD............MOTOR CITY.......BENGALS vs the D.......I told you......go back and look at the TWEET at around 430PM Central on my line AUGUST 12(and FOLLOW ME if you are not FOLLOWING).....I said I can't wait to see BENGALS QB Andy DALTON aka STRAWBERRY Shortcake take on the new look LIONS.........BOOM. 34-3.......STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE 11-15 69 YDS and no picks. DALTON averaged about 6.2 Yards a throw. You want to know why he didn't go DOWNFIELD.......SUH.........DAWG GONE IT.......SUH. MAN-SIZED in his grill.......and if you ask LITTLE ANDY what's the difference from the Mountain WEST to the NFL.....he'll say SPEED and the FAT DUDES can RUN to.......like he hasn't played MADDEN NFL on the PS3.

Meanwhile the LION'S looked sharp and they are my team to go 9-7 and possibly 10-6.....write it down. And LIONS QB Drew STANTON thought OLD SPARTY was back in the building and thy were playing a Mid America Conference Team.......just chuckin the PIGSKIN around like GARY DANIELSON...........PURDUE BOILERMAKER and ESPN College Football GARY DANIELSON......OH....and Soon to be NFL HOF Chris CARTER who said on ESPN'S MIKE and MIKE early FRIDAY Morning that Calvin JOHNSON doesn't need to be double covered.......MIKE BROWN and the BUNGLES were listening and the BUNGLES Corners were TOAST.......Cinnamon-Raisin Toast

CRIME SCENE..........Kansas CITY......New ARROWHEAD......BUCS vs CHIEFS.....the CHIEFS have EXPECTATIONS......which means they need to stay out of DOWNTOWN KC and the DISTRICT. They are probably there right now as I am writing.....but there is another team that is going to be tough. The Raheem MORRIS LED TB BUCCANEERS will be really GOOD....RIGHT NOW. I know it's Pre Season....but they have young no name STUDS everywhere......and SPEED KILLS.

That NFC SOUTH with the DIRTY BIRDS, WHO DAT?, the PANTHERS, and the BUCS......will be a GRIND....and it jut might be the best DIVISION in Football including the the NFC EAST.

The CHIEFS and Todd HALEY will once again be in the PLAYOFFS......the CHIEFS young people.....CHARLES, BOWE, HALI, JOHNSON, and BERRY will be ready adn they have talent just about everywhere. The Experience fom last years Home Playoff LOSS has and will resignate all the way to the START of this SEASON. And you hear the FANS in K C TALK.......you thought the OLD CHIEFS were playing......LEN DAWSON, BOBBY BELL, and WILLIE LANIER....that Mid 60's -Mid 70's Group.

CRIME SCENE........NAWLINS'.........the SUPERDOME........9ERS vs WHO DAT?......New 9ers Head Coach knew what he was getting into and the SAINTS let him no right away that this is a long way from beating SC and the MEN of TROY. A BEAT DOWN and the GOLD RUSH looked really really bad. The SF QB situation is terrible and and it's won't get any better as the NINERS just ned to swallow this season and HOPE they GET LUCKY as in ANDREW LUCK.

Meanwhile the SAINTS looked like they have been under Sean PAYTON....SHARP. And D-COORDINATOR Gregg WILLIAMS is giving his D some much needed confidence after they went up to the GREAT NORTHWEST in the 1st Round of the PLAYOFFS and were ambushed by the 12th ZONE and Pete CARROLL's HAWKS. Look for Rookie RB and 2010 Heisman Winner Mark INGRAM to do damage......I told people he looked like EMMITT SMITH in COLLEGE......and he looked like #22 FRIDAY NIGHT.....the real deal he is.

The CRIME SCENE is one of my favorite POSTS to do......because you can RANT a little. This is A BLUEDUDE EXCLUSIVE......can't find any other CRIME SCENE unless it's around the CRIB unfortunately........mine is in the BLOG Fortunately....BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK....wait until you see the POSTS during the NFL......OFF THE MEAT RACK and the DEEP FREEZE.....LEEGOOOOO