the 2011 TOP NFL OLB......O WARE O WARE has my #1 OLB GONE......O WARE O WARE could he be?...IN BIG D

You know in the SHOW (Major League Baseball for those who can't keep up).....they say CHICKS dig the LONG BALL. Well on SUNDAYS CHICKS dig a MAN putting the BRAKES on another man.......in NFL TERMS.....a HIT or a SACK. And if I were to bet who would be there 1st you have 2 choices......DEFENSIVE ENDS......or OUTSIDE LINEBACKERS.

Meet the The CREAM of the CROP trying to make the man holding the PIGSKIN DROP........the 2011 Top NFL Outside LINEBACKERS. These are the GUYS that set the TEMPO on the 2nd LEVEL with NO SHOT to get into the 3rd Level.

Lets Meet the MEN they call SACK MASTERS.....well some of them are called that:

1. DeMarcus WARE Troy ALABAMA American Airlines Headquarters ARLINGTON: A high Degree BLACK BELT....real talk......that's why at the POINT of ATTACK he is unstoppable. Take for instance on a BAD leg last year in NAWLINS' vs the SAINTS.....the 'BOYS need a SACK who get there....WARE. He is not the UNDERDOG....he is the WONDERdawg......and he resides in your BACKFIELD.

2. James HARRISON KENT STATE Alum Jack LAMBERT and Nick SABAN to name a FEW....the RED, BLUE, and YELLOW DIAMONDS don 't get all CUTE with the OFFENSIVE Play Calling....someone might get HURT out there.....and it will be JAMES aka Mr. CLEAN doing the DAMAGE. At almost 72" Tall and a rock solid 240 EL BEES give or take 15 to 20. A man possessed and a variety of moves and he can BULL RUSH anyone. The Prototype STEELER Linebacker.......and he will SMACK your MAMA in a BLINK. Won't be no fines TODAY ROGER the Commish

3. Clay MATTHEWS LA Coliseum by way of Calabassas CA home of the KARDASHIANS FROZEN TUNDRA of the NORTH: This is where HARD ROCK meets ATHLETE.......You would have to understand the BLOODLINE 1st but I am not going to get into that. A Walk-On at SC and went all the way up the DEPTH CHART there to be better or just as god a PRO as his 2 Fellow LBs at SC in B. CUSHING (TEXANS and female Fertility DRUGS to recycle STEROIDS) and R. MAUALUGA ( Alcohol REHAB after a DUI after his Rookie Season in the JUNGLE). What makes MATTHEWS who he is just simply...WON'T QUIT on a PLAY......OH.....and as talented as they COME.

4. Terrell SUGGS T-SIZZLE TEMPE STADIUM PAC-10 CHARM CITY : A load and probably the best LINEBACKER that has played with RAY LEWIS in BMORE. All the THINGS you want in an OLB.....Plays in SPACE, Gets to the QB with an ARRAY of MOVES, and a IMPORT MOTOR he runs on.....built to last. SUGGS will be the man he and NGATA after REED and LEWIS Depart. And wears I HATE STEELERS TEES all over CAMP......AND WHAT?....T-SIZZLE....WHAT DAWG?.......GOT RINGS?

5. Tambi HALI STATE COLLEGE PA K C CHIEFS: I wonder if CHIEFS Fans see shades of the LATE GREAT Derrick THOMAS or Big RED DE Neil SMITH playing when they see HALI. FAST, BURLY, Physical, and LOOKS like SOMEBODY GIT HIM and he needs a little retribution......DUDE for real looks like HE is on some WANTED POSTERS...and if you asked him he would probably say, " I WANT TO DO BAD THINGS TO YOU"......TRUE BLOOD....There is a reason the CHIEFS have risen from the DEAD in the AFC let alone the AFC WEST.....#91.....watch for the FULL MOON

6. Lance BRIGGS DESERT SWARM Da BEARS: URLACHER finally found a POD MATE when the BEARS Drafted BRIGGS. A heat-seeking missile and maybe the BEST 4-3 OLB outside of the WONDERdawg in BIG D. He plays off of URLACHER and URLACHER plays off of him. They are dominant and when the BEARS added Mr. PEPPERS last Off-SEASON......you saw the results and so did the WHOLE NFL.

7. LaMarr WOODLEY MAIZE & BLUE STEEL CITY: Just got inked to a 5 year $61 Million deal for 3 straight year of 10 or more SACKS. The SAGINAW Michigan Native can get to the QB on the REAL. And playing that HOF Coach LeBEAU 3-4 Zone Blitz.....you don't know who is coming.....until you look on this list. These 2 GUYS are bringing it......so don't BLAME the BLUEDUDE when you see me laughing at the GAME when you are on your back. Better read these BLUEDUDE NOTES......n their FREE...for now. GET'em WOOD....and I need a FEW DOLLARS for TAILGATING at the Big KETCHUP Bottle this season. you ain't got to tell the ROONEY'S either.

8. Brian ORAKPO DELL Computer COUNTRY AUSTIN TX SHANAHANS' Misfits or is that DANIEL SNYDER'S Misfits: If the NFL ever had a 2-man TEAM Weightlifting CONTEST.....ORAKPO and Teammate LaRon LANDRY would win. The DUDES MUSCLES have MUSCLES and he is a TOP FLIGHT OLB still on the Fresh out of COLLEGE a YEAR. Pro Bowler his 1st Season and the Building BLOCKS of the REDSKINS D. Reminds the BLUEDUDE of Former 'SKINS DE Dexter "WHO NEEDS TO READ I AM SACKING QBs" MANLEY. Except ORAKPO is SMALLER and a little more ATHLETIC. If the 'SKINS can get going on O....the D is there.

9. Cameron WAKE LINEBACKER U STATE COLLEGE P A 305 AQUA BOYZ: There isn't much this kid can't do. But we will see if last year was a fluke. He is perfect for an OLB....can run, has acceleration on the back end, excellent quickness, and what's even more scary......He is still learning the POSITION......BRADY and SANCHEZ......SEE ME...I will be seeing you. The FINS need a QB because they have some Defensive Young Talent in WAKE and CB Vontae DAVIS.

10. Mario WILLIAMS RALEIGH-DURHAM STATE WOLFPACK RELIANT ENERGY COMPLEX H-TOWN: Any of you TEXANS Fans booing that you selected Super MARIO III ( #1 MARIO is MARIO from SUPER MARIO BROTHERS and #2 SUPER MARIO is MARI MANNINGHAM from the BIG HOUSE and now with the G-MEN) instead of Reggie BUSH........I see no hands......that's what I thought......Don't mess with TEXAS.....OK. WILLIAMS would be higher on my list but he is moving to a 3-4 and he is going to have to play in SPACE. The TEXANS will have to let him adjust but from pure DE hands in the GROUND.....LIGHTS OUT...and not talkin Shawne "They got me in THE DARK" MERRIMAN. WILLIAMS will still be a STAND-OUT on D no matter what they are playing in the H. And MERRIMAN...PAY YOUR BILLS so you can get the "LIGHTS" turned back on.

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