Oct 2, 2012

10/02/2012 01:05:00 PM
The Houston Texans continue to impress all Sunday Heads as they keep demolishing the Opposition and stake their Claim as the Best Team in the AFC and arguably on Sunday as we go to press. The Bye Week will some Teams out and the Contenders and Pretenders to the Winning Time Throne are sorting themselves out.

The NFC has the Dirty Birds at 4-0 but are the 49ERS the Team to beat for the George Halas Trophy? The Bears played like a Contender Last Night but their under a #6 Advisory. The Eagles are Penny Stocks for what ever that is worth. The Packers continue to get by but can you Trust them?

The Sunday Power Rankings are sponsored by who gets an A for the 1st Quarter of the Season, who gets the Average Grades , and who has to see the Bluedude aka the Sunday Power Rankings Principal for a Terrible Start out of the Gate?

The Top 16 Sunday Power Rankings for Week 5

1. TEXANS 4-0 (1)...until someone puts a kink in that Armor they are the #1 Outfit in Sunday Football...Get Up Harris County Texas for your Squad

2. DIRTY BIRDS 4-0 (2)...they just get by Cam and the Panthers but Good Teams win those Type of Games.

3. RAVENS aka #PURPLEbrowns 3-1 (3)...A tough Short Week Game vs the Dow Jones Dawg Pound but they Win and Wacco Flacco has made minimal Mistakos.

4. FORTY-NINERS 3-1 (4)...Took the G's of Gang Green and the D's off of grounD and pounD and left the Jets in Niners Boxers...take that Rex!

5. RED ZONE aka Bird Gang 4-0 (5)...I still don't know how you can Win a Game, then Lose a Game, and then Win a Game in One Sunday Quarter but the Cards did it #theKevinKolbRedZoneScienceProject looks the Part all of a sudden

6. MONSTERS of the MIDWAY 3-1 (8)...the #1 Team on Sunday with 14 Takeaways and 11 of those by Air. If the Bears can ever get out of the #6 Advisory they will be going to the STICK in January...Two Teams enter...One Teams Exits with the Halas Trophy.

7. EAGLES 3-1 (11)..played their Best Game from a Turnover Perspective Sunday Night vs the Gotham City Blue. A Deep January Run consists of Shady McCoy #25 + the Broad Street Bounce McCoy #25 = McCoy should get the Pigskin 65% of the Time on Offense...Andy!

8. PURPLE PEOPLE 3-1 (12) they have played well with a Ball Control-Type Offense with Avenger "Super Purple People 28" RB Adrian Peterson and that Vikes D.

9. BENGALS 3-1 (13) They have scored a lot of points and givin' up some until they played the Jags last week. Are they the 2nd Best Team in the AFC North?

10. BOLTS 3-1 (14) Took apart the Chiefs in Arrowhead and they did most of on Defense. The Bolts AFC West Hopes go through the Orange Crush.

11. PATS 2-2 (15) They looked like they were about to go 1-3 until Belichek reminded his Bunch it is the University of Buffalo under those Bills Jerseys...45 Points in about 18 Minutes #BillsHaveNoValentine

12. GOTHAM City BLUE 2-2 (6) G-Men left some play out there in the Linc but some Sunday are like that. they needed Nicks opposite of Cruuuuuuz.

13. CHEESE Heads 2-2 (16B) They played well and against a Cajun Honey Badger backed up in the Corner with No Po' Boy Samich to Eat unless they get a W in Lambeau. #TheRealZEBRASalmostCostPackAnotherOne #SaintsRBSprolesFumbled

14. #BLACKandYELLOW 1-2 (16A) You always Win coming off of a Bye Week and to put Gang Green,the Cowboys, or 12 Zone in front to the Steelers would be a Hit by Sade...."Is it a Crime" .

15A. ORANGE CRUSH 2-2 (NR) #18 said enough of getting behind and in a Hole early. The Broncos made Quick Work of the raiders who play on the Road like the School Bus to the Stadium was running Late and they had to wear their Full Pads to New Mile High.

15B, REDSKINS 2-2 (NR) they are 2-2 with 3 Road Games thus Far and 2-1 away from New RFK...Fed Ex Field. RG3 continues to impress with his Leadership, Poise, and willingness to go above and beyond the Call of Sunday Duty.

16A. COWBOYS 2-2 (7) Romo throws 5 Picks and plays Cutler Lambeau. Two of the Five were  Picks 6's and the Final was 34-18 . Now take 14 off the Board and we have a Ball Game. #SameOldCowboys #86JerryWipes

16B. HAWKS NEST 2-2 (9) Like the Silver and Black you get the Seahawks away from 12 Zone and they play like they are on the Moon. Until they fix the Road Woes they will be good for 8 Games a Season. #HawksNeedPac12And12HomeGames

Disappointing and 86 their VALENTINE (No Heart)

BISON City...45 put up on a Re-Tooled D in 18 Minutes
NY JETS...not Gang Green until you get W's
MOTOR City..Madden Curse hitting Record not MEGAtron




 



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