"MONSTERS on the GLASS"...the LOGO'S Top Dawgs grabbing the ORANGE and the COO is currently the "Lake OSWEGO Monster" of 10K Lakes Hoops...where is "DWIGHT of Three Stripes" and DeANDRE the LOB City Giant? #GotORANGE #EatGlass

The Top 10 NBA Players grabbing the Orange and if you ask the Players who grab at least a dozen a night they will tell you it's desire, work ethic, an Art, and how big is your Valentine to stand in their amongst the Trees to grab a few Oranges. The COO of "Monsters on the Glass" fittingly has Monster in his nicknames from the Bluedude and that would be the T'Wolves Kevin Love aka "Lake Oswego Monster" who probably sleeps on an NBA Backboard when its time for some "Shut Eye".

The Top 10 NBA Players grabbing Oranges per outing:
Note: In parenthesis is Offensive Rebounds

1. Lake Oswego Monster #TWolves 13.8 (4.0)

2. Dwight of Three Stripes #RedNation 13.2 (3.8)

3. DeAndre the Lob City Giant #NewClipJoint 13 (4.2)

4. Mr. Drummond #MotorCityPistons 12.7 (5.1)

5. Nikola Vucevic #OMagic 11.1 (3.1)

6. @boogoeCousins #ForeverPurple 10.5 (2.7)

7. BLAKEshow #NewClipJoint 10.4 (2.2)

8. Tristan Thompson #Cavs 10.3 (3.8)

9. Ant "Pelican" Davis #StateBirdOfLouisiana 10.2 (3.8)

10. LaMarcus Aldridge #RipCity 10 (2.2)

Love is all that and just think he is grabs every Orange and he also vacation in the "Land of Plenty" knocking down Money Balls...

Howard grabs 13 Oranges in his sleep for a Player who is as long and athletic and as strong as Dwight I need and Coach McHale needs to see 15 plus Oranges per..Dwight!

DeAndre Jordan was the one player I though would benefit from having new Lead Man Doc Rivers and his numbers speaks volumes in the 2013-14 Season...and built like a Daddy Long-Leg Spider jumping off a Trampoline...Imagine That!

Mr. Drummond always helping the Kids as this Mr Drummond helps the Pistons on the Glass and in the Interior and he still a Baby....imagine another year under his belt...Yikes!

Vucevic is the best Big in the World no one knows about and he is the "Core" of the New O-Magic and who needs Dwight as Vucevic is like a Cat....Low-Maintenance!

Forever Purple's Boogie Man DeMarcus Cousins is so talented and now as he matures more and more per outing and day...the Kings have them something in this future All-Star.

Blake Griffin has always been "Hustle-Man" on the Glass and in the paint and with Doc Rivers behind his every move he is starting to refine his game and not so much evolving it around the Nerf Basket.

Thompson is the best front court player on a Team with some good ones like Anderson Varajeao. "T2" is in his 3rd season and he is becoming what he was projected to become a 14 and 10 guy...

If he could stay out the Training Room Anthony Davis will be a Top 10 Player by the 2014-15 season as there is nothing he can't do to impact a game...nothing!

All Aboard...it's the L-Train and the Bluedude has been saying this for years and the Bulls should have made that Trade to get him. A Nightmare on the Offensive End as he can face-up, play his back to the Basket, and even take Bigs off the bounce. There is a reason Blazer Mania is back in full effect...they put quality pieces around the L-Train so he and they can go "Next Level".

Note: Numbers from NBA.com