Sep 22, 2012

9/22/2012 12:03:00 PM
We have are first set of Bye Weeks coming up after Week 3 Full Slate and the G-Men have already taken care of Business by putting the Carolina Panthers in Lake Norman near Charlotte Thursday Night with Lesser Names making plays.

Week 3 1PM ET Slate offers more of the what Nation are you affiliated with then Heavy-Hitters. Like Rams Nation at Bears Nation that not a Big Game unless your Sweatshirt or Tee follows suit. There are a ,lot of 1-1 Teams and no one Team wants to dig a Hole that will comeback an Bite them in December.

September 23, 2012
Week 3 All Games 1PM ET

RAMS @ Good JAY or Bad JAY's Team: Yes the Bluedude went there and the Spoiled One will be in the Building and don't be surprised if Former Bears Player now Rams Lead Man Jeff Fisher has a few Tricks under his Sleeve. Forte will be out for the Bears so Michael Bush will get the call for you Fantasy Heads. The Bears have to contend with Bradford's New Target WR Danny Amendola and he has been getting it done. The Bears Cutler has to get the Marshall of Cook County going as he couldn't arrest anyone in Lambeau last week. This one is in the Bears Favor because they are at Home and that's it until I see your QB Bears keeping his Hands to himself.

WINNER: BEARS 24-19 as it will be close....

BISON City @ DAWG POUND: Can the Dawg Pound led by "Monsters Inside QBs" MLB D'Qwell Jackson stop C.J. Spiller from spilling all over the Dawg Pound and Lake Erie". The Bills played well last week and they have Legitimate Threats in Spiller and WR Stevie Johnson. The Browns and QB Weeden showed me something last week or was it the Rival Bengals bringing out the Best in the Brownies. RB Trent Richardson is "Monsters Inside Tackles" and when he gets to the 2nd Level no one wants to hit him..no one. This will be challenging for the Bills since theri 1st Road Trip was sponsored by National Lampoon at Met Life Green.

WINNER: BILLS 27-17 the Bills as it becomes the Spiller and Richardson Show PPV...

BUCS @ JERRY's House in Texas: The Cowboys and the Bucs come off of Week 2 Losses and the Bucs had one and the 'Boys left that Week 1 Swagger at Met Life Blue and the Hudson. The Bucs are a Physical Team and Lead Man Schiano has them running through a Brick Wall at lead for now with his Antics. Can the Cowboys get RB DeMarco Murray going and the Passing Game with all those  Weapons? Can the Bucs and Freeman move the Pigskin down field with a Nice Mix of Rook RB Martin and an Up and Coming Passing game featuring 2012 FA Pick Up Vincent Jackson and Mike Williams?

WINNER: 'BOYS as Romo and the Crew rise up because they had to 30-27 with the Bucs missing a FG and Schiano telling the Kicker , " I don't want to see you in the Locker Room or at the Facility...and Look for another Place to Reside"...Bad Business right there

GANG GREEN @ AQUA BOYZ 305: Ryan Tanneyhill's Wife was quoted as saying what's the Big Deal with Me and the Bluedude doesn't understand either. Just keep Ryan Boo off of South Beach and away from Wet Willy's it's a Pretty Monster out there. Meanwhile Gang Green is back to being the Jets as they did anything but Gang up on the Steelers. Tebow and Sanchez look like they are pulling for each other to Flop. Fake Business right there. The Phins have a Miniature "Monster Inside Tackles" and Three Stripes Reggie Bush. The Jets must make Tanneyhill beat them. As for the Phins I thin k they can win this one as SAN-chise is all about 0 Size Eva Longoria. You would think a Man would want more Meat with his Steak but Duffel Bag do count when your also bringing that to the Table. Is there a Jock Sniffer in this Duo?

WINNER: AQUA BOYZ 305 23-20...Tanneyhill + Bush = a Fusion called in Phins Nation..Pretty Bush

FORTY-NINERS @ PURPLE People: As physical as the Niners are at the Point of Attack Avenger "Super Purple People 28" and PERCYland USA Harvin will be ready to challenge all comers. The Vikes were a Last Second FG from winning in Circle City last week and they have been p[laying above expectations. Look we know what the Niners are and so do the Vikes and here they come. They will try for the Juggler in Frame 1 and if the Vikes don't respond it Don't worry about the New Stadium. The Niners will take the Roof of the Metrodome and there you have it. The Dome that the 2012 GOld Rush Built. Vikes do not let that happen in the name of Fran Tarkenton, Ahmad Rashad, the Original Purple People, and the Great Bud Grant.

WINNER: FORTY-NINERS 38-17...the Twin Cities Finest wouldn't allow the Niners to take the Roof off.

CHIEFS @ GEAUX SAINTS: If you would have told the Bluedude this Match Up would feature Two 0-2 Teams I would have told you your Smokin' on Keisha. The Chiefs have been KC Royals bad circa 2008. They have Eric Berry, Jamaal Charles, Brandon Flowers, Derrick Johnson, and Tamba Hali. The Problem is you have Two Ex-Patriots in Lead Man Romeo Crennel and GM Scott Pioli running an Arrowhead Ship. Get Carl Peterson back into the Fold and call Marty Schottenheimer you the Hunt Family this isn't Rocket Science. Meanwhile this is a Bad Week to be 0-2 going to the Big V-12 S600 the Super Down in NOLA.

WINNER: SAINTS 45-24...Just what the Saints Football God Ordered an App of Cassell, an Entree of Chiefs Defense, and a Crennel Desert topped with Pioli Sauce. All that with the Boiled Crawfish for Chiefs Charter back home.


BENGALS @ 'SKINS: The Highly-Anticipated 1st Home Game for RG3 and the 'Skins will be revved up for this one. The Bengals need to be locked in and that 30th Ranked Defense better change the Madden 2K13 Setting Today before the Charter leaves. Strawberry Rifle Dalton and AJ Green will be fine as will RB Benjarvus Green-Ellis. The 'Skins will play well and RG3 will be 100 in his Home Digs Day view. The 'Skins D is in  the Training Room or IR and moving forward that is not good at all.

WINNER: RG3 and the 'SKINS 31-13..there is no way the Football Gods let RG3 lose his 1st at Home and He and Andrew Luck are the Truth and the Truth will be told at Home Games for Both.

LIONS @ MUSIC CITY: MEGAtron + Lead Man Schwartz Homecoming+ Staff..Divided By...CJ28 + Munchak = Motown's Greatest Hits...Ford Field Edition.

WINNER: MOTOR City 34-10...

JAGS @ BLUE SWAGGER NAPtown: Andrew Luck vs Gabby and there will be some lessons learned in this one. Blaine Gabbert when Luck is on the Field watch him and get you some Mental Reps you need this. The Colts will play well at Home and Pocket Hercules in the Focus this Week. If Gabbert has some Real Valentine in him he will not let the 2012 Top Pick outplay him a Top 10 2011 Pick but we will see.

WINNER: BLUE SWAGGER 24-17 as Luck dazzles the Big Pit Stop...Lucas Oil Stadium


 

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