Sep 19, 2012

9/19/2012 05:38:00 PM
Ws you have been a part of this Magnificent Run in Foxboro and some even think you invented the Slot Receiver and that's cute. Lead Man Harbaugh (Stick Edition) was Feeling Randy getting the Super Freak to the Stick. Then...What happened to these once Unstoppable Receivers on Sunday? Is it Scheme, Contract, If I get you my Competition won', the Scooby Doos I am wearing...what is it?

In Foxboro they signed TE Gronk back in the Spring/Summer of 2012 and told all Free Agent Comers he is going nowhere. Then they inked the Most Important Cog for the Gillette Boyz in TE/WR/Parking Attendant/Concessions/Stadium Usher/In-Game Announcer Aaron Hernandez and did I leave anything out. Oh!...Fullback, Slot WR, and the #1 Celebration when a Pat Scores which is "Counting the Stacks". Did all this signal this is Pats WR Wes Welker final year as he is in his last year of a Contract?

Getting 1/3 of the Snaps as even Tom Terrific downplays it when asked and he says everyone gets Pigskins. That's like saying everyone has a Gisele Buchden as their Squeeze..c'mon Tommy. Wes its this simple they are not going to pay you and what you need to do is go into the Pats Fan Shop at Gillette. See how of your Jerseys are hanging and not the Authentic Version it's too Pricey for the Average Fan. That will tell you if you are about to be "In them Streets". Then you have to have a disguise on so they don't recognize you an ask them if they are Ordering any more Welker Jersey's after Christmas. Bring Kleenex as it might get emotional if they say,  We were told by the Manager from Mr. Kraft to not Order any more". Ask Deion Branch (who recently was added to Pats Roster ) that you need a ride to the House to tell Wifey or Jumpoff.

Over at the Bay Bridge and across that to the Stick in San Fran everyone was feeling all Randy before the Season started. The Stick in Pre Season was even playing Jeezy's "Supa Freak" Just Like That...Like That.  Now Two Games into the Season Randy is like OKC Thunder Thabo Sefolosha who starts Every Game then you might need a Camera Pan of the OKC Bench to find him again as he is folding Towels with the Ball Boys.

Randy needs to be Happy and he has to be saying I could've stayed in my Man Cave and got more Action on Madden 2K13 then this. Moss is getting 1/3 of the Snaps like W2 of Foxboro and he plays behind Super Mario (Big House Edition) and Crab of Texas Tech via Dallas Texas Carter HS (Carter Alum Jesse Armstead of the "U" and NY Giants, Andre Emmett Texas Tech/NBA Grizzlies, and Clifton Abraham CB FSU Seminoles Early 90s). Now if it came down to a Hoops Game to see who would Start of the Three it would be between Moss and Crab as they were Both Big-Time Basketball Players in HS as well.

Has Lead Man Harbaugh mislead Randy or is he saving Randy for the Stretch Run and taking Snaps away from for Later? Or is Harbaugh seeing the Offense is more Effective with Moss not Playing? Moss can't be a Happy Camper but he didn't play last season so there will and shouldn't be a Word from the Artist formerly known as the "Super Freak".

The Bluedude has been a "Honch Patrol" and I smell what Harbaugh and Mr. 24-48 Record in the Dawg Pound Billy Belichek is Cooking. And what I smell is Hog Intestines and Collard Greens on the Burner together....Not Good. Moss and Wes put them Game Checks up and call your Agents.

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