Sep 20, 2012

9/20/2012 11:25:00 PM
There are times in Life when you say Tonight just wasn't my Night. It's a Short Week, we didn't have Jonathan Stewart, some of the Lady Panthers were Sick, and I don't like playing on Thursday Night it felt like a College Football Game. All those Excuses with Sunday Nation watching and all 30 NFL Teams peeping in you lay an Egg in Prime Time vs the Gotham City Blue and "Super Eli". Panthers you should have played this one in mikeCATS Uniforms or I meant bobCATS Uniforms...#LethargicSundayWork.

Crime Scene...North Carolina State....Lake Norman...15 Minutes from Uptown Charlotte....Bank Of America Stadium...Uptown Charlotte.

Wanted for Earning Game Checks G-Men 53 Man Roster led by QB Manning, RB Andre Brown, and WR Ramses Barden. What did these Suspects do...took the Whole Panthers 53 Man Roster up to Lake Norman and made them Jump with Full Pads.

Manning 27 for 35 and 288 Yards and 1 in the Panthers End Zone. RB Brown gets A Bill 13 on 20 Carries and 2 in the Panthers End Zone. WR Barden get 9 Grabs for 138 Yards. All that with Cowboys Castoff TE Martellus Bennett gets 6 Grabs for 73 Yards and 1 in the Panthers End Zone. Does Anyone have Brown, Bennett, or Barden on their Fantasy Roster off the Waiver Line? Your telling a Dead Lie if you said you had any of them. Who needs Bradshaw and Nicks we have the Gotham City Blue Killer B's...Brown, Barden, and Bennett.

As for the Panthers who denied the Claim that Charlotte Bobcats Uniforms were in their Locker before the Game came out Flat and it was time for the Wet Suits and the G-Men Charter to Lake Norman. How dare you mess up my Thursday Night Football. And Cam....Whoaaaaaa Cam...you did Nothing...WHAT!..Absolutely Nothing you jump into Lake Norman to and you will go last.

Why talk about the Panthers Numbers when they take an L that looked that bad and put up 1 in the G-Men End Zone. Final Tally worth talking about Eli 1 Pick and Cam 3 Picks.

The next time the Panthers play like this pack your Lunch an tell the Loved Ones we are heading to Wilmington and the Cold Atlantic Ocean for some Navy Seal Training.

36-7 G-Men...Any Questions, Comments, or Concerns?

Yellow Tape on Bank of American Stadium and Lake Norman.....Suspects (NY Football Giants and Staff)..Last Seen boarding a Charter for LaGuardia Airport New York City.

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