Dec 3, 2013

12/03/2013 01:57:00 PM
The Seattle Seahawks displayed why they are hr #1 Outfit in Grown-Man Tackle Football by putting Who Dat in the Corner of the Ring and the Ref stepped into to call it...Wham Wham Wham! The Queen City North Carolina Panthers are arguably the best Team no one talks about and they are putting together quite a campaign on the Atlantic Coast. Then there is United In Orange sponsored by "Broncos & Decker" last week in Arrowhead that has Tunnel Vision as they see the Met Life Big Bowl in February 2k14 only. Patriots still holding steady after escaping "Bulls on Parade" in Texas. Then the San Francisco 49ers get their wish on Sunday as they get 12's for an NFC West Back Yard Boogie.

NFL Week 14 Power Rankings:
Note: Last Week's Rankings in Parenthesis

1. #LegionOfBOOM (1) 11-1: Will not be beat in the Hawks Nest 206...Sorry they are real good!

2. #QueenCityNCPanthers (2) 9-3: Now your saying #3 well they have put together eight straight wins and they have the best "D" in the NFL...any Questions, Comments, or concerns?

3. #PatriotsWay (4) 9-3: They are ahead of the Broncos by beating the Broncos and there will be a rematch 5,280 feet above Ocean Water...trust me on that!

4. #UnitedInOrange (5) 10-2: That "D" is still suspect I don;t care how you slice it and does it matter if they get Home Field throughout as Manning Mile High is shaky in Winning Time....Use that ESPN Hash Tag #NNL

5. #GeauxSaints (3) 9-3: They stumbled in the 206 but so does everyone...now comes two of the next three weeks with the rival Panthers and that will explain everything.

6. #Quest4Six (7) 8-4: They have 12's this week at the "Stick" and that game is for Game Tape maybe for a later Date....

7. #WhoDey (8) 8-4: They played solid as the bolts gave them a few gifts. Can they get back on Par to make a deep run in the Playoffs as the Strawberry Rifle QB Andy Dalton is on the clock.

8. #RedFriday (6) 9-3: On a three-game skid as they need Justin Houston and a helping or two of Defensive Principals for the Playoffs...Secondary has been awful but there also has been No Pass Rush....they go hand in hand!

9. #ColtStrong (10) 8-4: They beat the Titans and will wrap up the AFC South as they need to fix Flaws on Offense in a hurry or they will exit as fast as they did in the 2013 Wild Card Round in Charm City.

10. #LINC-iliscious (11) 7-5: The Eagles get by the Bird Gang Cardinals and that Eagles @ Cowboys is looming in NFL Week 17...Uh-Oh! 

11. #JerrysWorldTX (12) 7-5: They handle the Raiders after being down 21-7 on Turkey Day and the Cowboys cannot come out lethargic from here on out or it may cost them dearly.

12. #RestoreTheRoar (13) 7-5: They Drop-Kick the Cheese Heads as they move towards a NFC North Title..the Lions if they can both get on the same page that is Offense and Defense....Lookout!

13. #BirdGang (9) 7-5: They waited too late to make a run at the Linc but they have plenty of controllable Biz in front o them and its week to week not looking ahead.

14. #PurpleBrowns (19) 6-6: Ravens take care of Men of Steel in another close one on Turkey Day Night...can they saddle up and rally the troops for another deep AFC Run...No...not happening!

15. #AquaBoyz305 (22) 6-6: "Da Kid" WR Mike Wallace aka Ocean's 11 has come alive and for $60 Million he is still on Black Friday Sale....Phins making a move now a Sunday Date at Heinz with the Black and Yellow in the "Welcome Back Ocean's 11 Game".

16. #BelieveInMonsters (15) 6-6: What do you say and for the "Love of GHS" it's not the Offense but its the Defense that has let Bears Nation down. Bring back the "Honey Bears" Fools...that would create more of a Winning Atmosphere and thank goodness for the Boys on Skates playing at the Madhouse on Madison...Happy Holidays from the 312!

17. #CheeseHeads (14) 5-6-1: They should play Flynn through the rest of the season and leave Officer Rogers on the Bench.

18. #STLRams (16) 5-7: They lose to the 49ers at the "Stick" as expected...they can still play Spoiler in the NFC West and watch out Bird Gang..."Rams in the Grass"!

19. #OpryLandTitans (17) 5-7: Titans missed a huge opportunity now they need help as does six other AFC Teams to get to the "Fight for Lamar".

20. #MenOfSteel (18) 5-7: Steelers miss an opportunity to control their 2013 Playoff Life now they have three of their last four at Heinz with a date in Lambeau mixed in...can they do it or do they need as a high draft pick as possible? "You play to Win the Game" - Coach Herm Edwards....not in this case!

21. #DawgPound (25) 5-7: They make a leap because of that Top 5 "D"...and they will be playing "Spoiler" from here on out and super-dangerous even with Tim Couch...I meant Brandon Weeden at QB.

22. #BoltsNation (20) 5-7: How frustrating are they to watch...beat the Chiefs in Arrowhead then look like North Dallas Forty with a Splash of National Lampoon's Business vs the Bengals...go figure!

23. #GMen (24) 5-7: Best Team i Gotham City right now and I mean as this post goes to press and look who is #24.

24. #GangGreen (21) 5-7: They looked atrocious and it is not easy being a NY Sports Fan right now as the NY Daily is as happy as its ever been with Sound Bites Galore...Knicks, BK Nets, Jets, and Giants...then throw in the Yanks and Amazins' 2k13...Ridiculous Gotham City and where n the hell is King Kong to tear up Sh*t when you need him?

25. #RaiderNation (23) 4-8: Up 21-7 at Dallas and lose...time to meet and greet your 2k13 "Commitment to being a Below Average Football Team"

26. #SKOLnation (29) 3-8-1: They beat the Bears in Extras....the Vikings RB "Twin Cities Avenger #28" A.P. darn there ran back to Chi City on I-90 East...

27. #Jags (30) 3-9: They are making their move in the AFC South as they wish there was a 25-game Season...

28. #ItsAYucsLife (26) 3-9: Bucs have to make a decision right after NFL Week 17...

29. #BillsMafia (27) 4-8: I do not have an answer for the Bills Mediocrity over the last 20 years...none!  

30. #HTTR (28) 3-9: RG3 no more Pressers...please! Does he not know he is talking too much with all that Bafoonery!

31. #AngryBirds404 (3-9): So they win one and still in Mama's Basement...

32. #BullsOnParade (32) 2-10: Someone explain to me two things...how do you go 13-3 and then next season start 2-10? Then in the 2-10 season you are currently on a 10-game losing skid and what are they doing in that locker room?

  
 

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