LIONS @ CARDINALS...SAINTS @ BUCCANEERS...The LIONS head to RED Zone to face the BIRD Gang in their Home Opener...WHO DAT takes Air PAYTON to #ItsABucsLife vs Team SCHIANO...A QB DRIVEN League BREES is all that, STAFF is Mr. FANTASY, FREEMAN in a Contract Year...and CARSON nearing AARP...NFL Week 2 Late Slate #NFLWk2 #DETvsAZ #NOvsTB

The Detroit Lions hit the Purple People up for a 34-piece Family Pack as Reggie Bush became almost as famous as Barry...yeah right! The Bird Gang should have beat the Rams near the Gateway Arch but they didn't and they need a Run Game like Yesterday. Cards WR Fitz called MEGAtron the Best WR in the Game and watch Fitz get 20 Grabs for 400 yards today vs Lions.

The New Orleans Saints try to take that Winning Gumbo "Voo Dat from Who Dat" out of the Motel and feed it to the Bucs and blow the Big Pirate Ship up. That same Gumbo hit the Angry Birds 404 with an "L" last week and the Saints held the Birds to just 17...what! The Bucs got caught up in that Jets Talk of whose their QB and didn't take care of business and lost by that "Any Given Sunday" Motto. This is an NFC South Battle and it will be a different ball game as Equipment Managers are putting extra Air in Helmets, checking all Chin Straps, and have a case of Fed Ex Envelopes addressed to Roger That...and imagine that!      

#RestoreTheROAR @ #BIRDGang

QB Stafford has a new Dawg with him called Reggie and Reg played like a Dog possessed last week as he went "Men of Troy" on the Vikes last week. If the Lions get that kind of Run Game they will be and should be north of 10 wins..maybe. They will have to put pressure on QB Palmer as he can't run and is super-accurate when kept clean. Lions MEGAtron will have his hands full with Patrick Peterson and the Honey Badger lurking all day long. The Cards need a Run Game and where is Rashard Mendenhall? The Lions are tying to move to 2-0 as the Cards are trying give New Lead Man Bruce Arians his first game ball.

Winner: Lions 24-18...Staff and Reg strike again....Fantasy Heads ride with them!

#GeauxSAINTS @ #ItsABucsLife

The Saints have some "D" as new D-Coordinator Rob Ryan dialed a Special Sauce up last week on the Falcons to go with that Gumbo and it wasn't that Big Mac Thousand Island Sauce the Golden Arches use. Can the Saints match the physical style of the Bucs in Tampa as they try top move to 2-0 inn 2013? The Bucs are coming off a disappointing loss and QB Freeman is playing right into the Hands of what the Bucs really want to do...cut him and not pay him. Freeman just has to play and that Bucs "D" especially the Secondary will get tested as Air Payton and Wrigley's Juicy Fruit is in the building.

Winner: Fire the Cannons 27-23...that Bucs Secondary saves the day!