Jan 12, 2011

1/12/2011 10:30:00 PM
CRIME SCENE........Los Angeles California....an UNKNOWN HOTEL and STAPLES CENTER

Man KARMA is a B**** ain't it....King JAMES just happened to be in Los ANGELES last night as his HEAT are waiting to play the CLIPPERS on Wednesday at STAPLES....but guess who was playing at STAPLES on Tuesday as the HEAT WATCHED......The CAVS...and they were hammered like a Sophomore B Team at STAPLES...112-57....that is not a made up score.....REAL TALK.....and KING JAMES tweeted this after the game....." KARMA is a B**** isn't it" that tweets for you know who and its time to sell the CAVS if you can.......FATHEAD Man.

CRIME SCENE........NBA Headquarters.......SECAUCUS New JERSEY.....an Office ...I guess...or boardroom

The SPRITE 2011 NBA Dunk Contest has four contestants......Blake GRIFFIN of the Clip JOINT.....Brandon JENNINGS of the "FEAR the DEER" Soapy Fame, Serge IBAKA of the O K Coral THUNDER (DURANT not included), and Javale McGEE of the DC WIZARDS who play at the PHONE BOOTH....VERIZON CENTER in D.C.....one question...WHAT in the name of SPALDING NBA Oranges put this BOGUS S*** together. This is a one pony show and if BLAKE doesn't miss a dunk......who else is going to win......BRANDON " GUMBY" JENNINGS...HECKY NAW JOE....man you just hope all 4 dunkers don't miss 30 dunks like BIRDMAN and kryptoNATE did the last couple of years. MAn I still have the 3-POINT Shoot-out...but damn...really.....where is WESTBROOK....D ROSE....MONTA......NBA.....PUT SOME S*** Together that has substance....PLEASE...thank you.....da BLUEDUDE

CRIME SCENE.........CHI-CITY.....WEST SIDE STORIES.......UNITED CENTER

Now it's time to MEET and GREET the HEAT and the BULLS together on the same court. This one on any other night is must-see TV but with the NFL doing it's best....we will go PRIMETIME and dare you to go against us...the HEAT and BULLS have major company.....Still the PLOT thickens just to see not only how these 2 top teams in the EAST matchup....but for BOTH it's a huge measuring stick to see how close or how far apart the 2 teams are at challenging the GREEN TEAM and the O MAGIC for EASTERN Conference Supremacy.....OH...and if you are CHI-TOWN on Saturday......D WADE is throwing his Birthday Bash a an unknown Hotel after they get their BACKSIDE handed to them......GO BULLS......DERRICK "POOH" ROSE for MAYOR of the WINDY CITY.....well NBA MVP

SOON to BE CRIME SCENES......in unknown NBA CITIES NEAR YOU.....the NBA TRADE DEADLINE

About roughly 40 some odd days away.......who will be staying? and who will be going?.....ASK Yourself.....some big names have surfaced of late like.....STEVE NASH.....GRANT HILL......"MELO ANTHONY.....RIP HAMILTON......DEVIN HARRIS.......CHAUNCEY BILLUPS....all these guys can help about 2 teams in the WEST and about 4-5 teams in the EAST. Look for NASH to go to the KNICKS or MAGIC...."MELO, Mr. BIG SHOT, and RIP to go to NETS as Owner PROHKOROV is sticking to his NBA CHAMPIONSHIP (this year or next) Declaration at the NBA DRAFT LOTTERY last summer.....and I am sticking with STOLI not ABSOLUT....and DEVIN HARRIS to NUGGETS...and GRABT HILL to KNICKS or BULLS...that's the BLUEDUDE'S Story and I am sticking to it.

MORE CRIME SCENES to come.....ITS SPORTS.....and it's no ORDINARY LOVE....right SADE

ALSO.......Word around the WATER COOLER is the CAVS found out that LEBRON and the HEAT were in the SAME HOTEL in Los ANGELES as they were and the CAVS checked out and went to another HOTEL...LOOK CAVS......you might as well chill with him....because you see him an the HEAT at least 2 more times.....an what are you going to do then......run.....or put up another HALF A HUNDO.....BUMS...CAVS your fate is sealed like the BROWNS, INDIANS, CLEVELAND STATE, ROCK AND ROLL MUSEUM, and LAKE ERIE.

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