Dec 9, 2014

12/09/2014 12:19:00 AM
The Green Bay Packers, New England Patriots, Seattle Seahawks, Denver Broncos, and even the Arizona Cardinals all know it is time to officially separate from the competition. It is December Football and the "Cream" shall rise to the top or there will be some serious repercussions come late December as New Years Eve will mean the end of your 2014 Football...real talk!

NFL Week 15 POWER RANKINGS in "A QB Driven League"
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Note: Last week's rankings in parenthesis

1. #WisconsinCheeseBrats&Football (1) 10-3: Is there any doubt that the "Fight for George" might go through Lambeau...Lions come calling maybe for the NFC North in Week 17!

2. #UnitedInOrange (4) 10-3: That "D" is trying to catch their 2nd wind just in time for the "Fight for Lamar"...

3. #HawksNest206 (5) 9-4: Deeee-Fense travels and is your best weapon in January to February Football...hence see the L.O.B. please!

4. #PatsNation (6) 10-3: See the above as the Pats have that Super-Bowl looking "D" to go along with Tom Terrific...

5. #BlueSwaggerColts (7) 9-4: They showed real guts near Lake Erie and i know it as the Browns but it's the new Browns...

6. #CowboysNation (8) 9-4: They took apart the Bears and no more bad Decembers and Jerry and Stephen have to be thinking of putting Jimmy Johnson into the Cowboys Ring of Honor...Lol!

7. #BirdGang (8) 10-3: They finally get a ""W as the Seahawks are jut a game back with Cards @ Hawks in Week 15...Port-A-Potty time for both!

8. #FlyEaglesFly (2) 9-4: They ran just 44 plays on offense vs the L.O.B. after averaging 75 plays on offense and now you know the Recipe to beating Team Kelly and that Eagles offense called LINC-ilicious!

9. #RestoreTheRoar (11) 9-4: Lions have a new attitude and they must win out to set up that Packers Week 17 tilt!

10. #HereWeGoSteelers (14) 8-5: Yes they did and that Steelers Offense at times is the best thing running in the "Shield"...can Pittsburgh run the table and win the AFC North?

11. #WhoDeyNation (3) 8-4-1: They are slowly turning into the Bungles at the wrong time anyone for Rotisserie Bengal?

12. #PurpleBrowns (15) 8-5: The 2014 Ravens are right there and they have to be the fav if Pittsbugh slips up for a Wild Card...

13. #BoltsNation (10) 8-5: Really Chargers that 2nd half vs the Pats was horrible...

14. #BullsOnParade (18) 7-6: They are a long shot but playing extremely well...

15. #BillsMafia (12) 7-6: They are not ready as they just didn't have nothing for Denver when it counted...now here comes the Packers into Buffalo

16. #AquaBoyz305 (13) 7-6: Had a 10-0 lead early and the Ravens didn't pick up their fist 1st down until midway through the 2nd frame and you get beat 28-13...#ChittterlingsPhinsNation dba Hog Intestines!

17. #STLRams (21) 6-7: They will be a problem down the stretch as Fisher has them Rams playing at a high level...

18. #SKOLnation (23) 6-7: They are playing tough behind Lead Man Zimmer....2015 perhaps some major noise!

19. #49ers (16) 7-6: They are dunzo...stick a fork in them ASAP!

20. #RedFriday (17) 7-6: Can someone tell me if a starting NFL QB can't throw an intermediate route what is he...worth $50 million plus #AlexSmith&AgentStealingClarkHuntDuffelBags

21. #DawgPound (19) 7-6: Just put Johnny Football in so that all these so-called Johnny Football Heads including LeBron can get a heavy dose of Sunday Reality!

22. #RiseUpFalcons (20) 5-8: Falcons WR Roddy White says y'all wrong for making fun of his 5-8 Football Team...Roddy the Port-A-Potty is to your left and the Charmin inside the Port-A-Potty on the right!

23. #NOLAGumboSaints (22) 5-8: Who Dat lead man Sean Payton says the Saints woes start with him well let's head over to Mother's Restaurant for one of those Po' Boy Samiches with Debris and talk about it!

24. #NYFootballGiants (27 4-9: They hammered the Titans...for what it's worth and no more selfies for rook Titans QB Mettenberger!

25. #PanthersPride (29) 4-8-1: What if the Panthers win out and both the Saints and Falcons lose out...Panthers are in the Playoffs...fix that Roger hell your fixin' everything else and half of that needs to be left alone!

26. #DaBears (24) 5-8: They are a 5-8 team and Cutler and lead man Trestman are 5-8 QB and Coach...

27. #KHANstructionJags (25) 2-11: In Gus Bradley I trust!

28. #HTTR (26) 3-10: They put RG3 in with a little over three minutes to go...Lol Mr. Subway Fresh...it's Firehouse Subs over here Robert Griffith III!

29. #RaiderNation (32) 2-11: You beat the 49ers you deserve to be at least 29...maybe 20...no 27!

30. #GangGreen (28) 3-10: Jets lose in extras on a 90-yard WR bubble screen...that's Gang Green's 2014 season in a nutshell!

31. #ItsABucsLife (30) 3-10: Mike Evans the lone bright spot along with LB LaVonte David...

32. #MusicCityTitans (31) 3-10: They have the Preds and big and bad defenseman Shea Weber...


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