Bluedude Sportstalk SPORTS SHORTS Take 61...Brew Crew's BRAUN first FED EX and now BROWN...NFL RELEASES upon us...NATIONAL SIGNING DAY for Major College Football

Imagine that the 2011 NL MVP Ryan Braun blamed his Bad Sample on the Fed Ex Drop Box Man and the Man doesn't like Ugly. Now Braun's Name is reported to be on the List for the "BALCO 305" Lab called BioGenesis New Age Clinic. New Age Clinic in the Front..."Chicks love the Long Ball" in the Back of the Clinic. Braun can't blame Fed Ex is it Brown's turn...UPS? Just think Dodgers CF Matt Kemp was 2nd behind Braun in that 2011 MVP Balloting. Innocent until Proven it was the MAIL CARRIER...the Bluedude gets it. Can't wait to see you in September 2013 with 6 HRs 52 RBIs and a Nice Round Robust .216 Batting Average and platooning in the Outfield.

The NFL Release Period is upon us and the Plot will thicken when those March and April Roster Bonuses are due. Already noise in Lions Camp as they release Two D-Linemen and a Troubled WR. Look for more as the Steelers look as though both RB Shard Mendenhall and Speedy WR Mike Wallace might have played their last games as Steelers. Imagine Wallace in Baltimore, New England, Arizona, or Kansas City...Wow!

National Major College Football Signing Day is upon us and the Winner will be Alabama and it will not be close. Nick Saban and Staff have officially turned Tuscaloosa Alabama into the Top NFL Farm System. As we go to Press ESPN.com/CollegeFootball has the Top Recruiting Classes in the Land as Follows:

1. the Swamp
2. Roll Tide!
3. O-H-I-O Buckeyes
4. Irish
5. M Club Ann Arbor

6. Geaux Tigers
7. 12th Man
8. Men of Troy
9. Between the Hedges UGA
10. 'Noles

Tomorrow by 9am ET the Plot will have thickened a lot.....