LAKEshow #1 SOAP..."As DWIGHT Turns" KOBE plays Bakersfield Jam Call-Up n WILL FERREL plays Staples Security Episode"...as LAKERS avenge a Loss to the SUNS a Few Weeks back as the BLACK MAMBA scores 4 Points...DWIGHT of Three Stripes goes Double-Double...Will Ferrell plays RED COAT as Staples Security ...LAKERS win 91-85 #LAKERnation

With Shaq Fu in Staples Purple and Gold, Will Ferrell playing Red Coat Staples Usher Security, and the Lakers coming off a 4-3 Road Trip where they couldn't slow down Red Hot and King James the Lakers needed this Win.

Behind Dwight of Three Stripes' 19 points and 18 boards, 17 points and 8 boards from M.W.P., and a solid Bench Outing for the Lakers they take care of the Suns 91-85. The Black Mamba could have stayed home in this one as he was Non-Existent putting on his Bakersfield Jam Hat and check these numbers from Kobe Bryant:

35:46 mins 1-8 FG,  0-4 3pt FG,  2-2 FTM/FTA, 5 rebs, 9 helpers, 8 my bad's, and all for a grand total of 4 points. As though Kobe wanted to see if his Team would have the urgency to bail him out after the Lakers 7-Game Motel Adventure. Count on Kobe to never put these numbers up again as they will need him on Thursday vs the #1 Team in the Pacific...the Lob City Clippers.

The Lakers Bench did get a Retro Night from SF Antawn Jamison with 19 points and 10 boards. The Suns alos get a Throwback Night from former All-Star Jermaine O'Neal with 12 points, 13 boards, and 5 blocks.

Big Screen Actor/Comedian Will Ferrell (pictured left), dressed as a Lakers Security in the Red Coat watched Lakers Nation through the Game as everyone was behaving until the end. Ferrell escorted Shaquille O'Neal out of Staples as Shaq was called in for a No No.

This has been another Episode of the Lakers #1 Soap.."As Dwight Turns"