CSI BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK.....BEARS Briggs wants out...NFL and HGH....NBA Meetings..REALLY?....ROCKET and JAIL TIME....UH OH!

The AWARD-Winning CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION.....BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK.....brings you the Crime Scene of the SPORTS WORLDS Why Did you DO IT...SAY IT...DID YOU MEAN THAT....and everything else controversial under the UMBRELLA of SPORTS.

First CALL....OPERATOR.....Suspect.....6'2"....240 EL BEES.....Dark SKIN.....last scene SIDELINE of the CHICAGO BEARS: That's right....What would the NFL Season be without a Chicago BEAR Report of some kind. BEARS 6 Straight Pro- Bowl ILB Lance BRIGGS of DESERT SWARM Fame.....says he wants out. But the BEARS and the disgruntle Linebacker are in the 4th year of a 6 year $36 million deal that ends in after the 2013 season.

But look closely.....when ILB Brian URLACHER had 2 years left on his deal he went crying to the media, Bear Management, and who ever else would listen to him about a new deal. What Happened......BRIAN GOT HIS CASH......SO WHY CAN'T Lance get his DUFFEL BAG. The BEARS paid DE Free Agent Julius PEPPERS and rightfully so......but a $30 Million Dollar signing bonus.....and BRIGGS has been there doing what it do for the NAVY and Orange......NOT GOOD BEARS.

Briggs has a few Pro Bowl Years left in him....so get him a new deal and quit getting over MONSTERS. If this was ARBITRATION....ruling in BRIGGS Favor......since they PAID #54 his deal..........BRIGGS.......Not Guilty


CRIME SCENE.....NFL Offices........probably GOODELL OFFICE.....like everything else.....DAMN ROGER is a repeat Offender: The NFL wants Testing for HGH ...Human Growth Hormone to be in the NEW CBA......but they haven't cleared it yet. LOOK....this isn't BLUEDUDE'S 1st Blog Post........WHAT in PLASTIC CUPS and ROBES is going on. Every other league has some kind of testing in place NFL. Are you saying that so GUYS can get CLEAN or you really struggling on how to place this in the SYSTEM.

The NFLPA says there are LEGALITIES......from guys failing tests....or How the TEST Procedure will be?......I am Blind folded and dumb founded on this........GULITY.....all PARTIES...Sentencing after SUPER BOWL 46 in NAPTOWN.....you DUMBA****.

CRIME SCENE.....New York CITY.......the NBA and NBAPA Meetings......this has YELLOW TAPE all over it: The NBA and NBA Players Association and Chief Billy HUNTER......meet with the NBA.....because it looks like we are trying or you want the FANS perception of WE LOVE THIS GAME TO?

It is SEPTEMBER 2nd.......Camps usually open late SEPTEMBER into the 1st Week of October. Did or DID I not Hear NBA COMMISH David STERN say this a while ago, " What concerns me is that we are way further apart than the last lockout in 1999......we need to start making progress". And just think in 1999 they didn't start the season until late January.

One thing is for sure NBA as a whole.....the NFL and NCAA could make the NBA Lockout non existent to a point. But when SANTA is making his run and XMAS Day...there are no HOOPS.....you will lose 10 Million FANS.....we aren't talking about Team FOLLOW and TEAM FOLLOWBACK.....we are talking someone will lose GAZILLIONS in DUCKETTS.

GUILTY....all PARTIES involved.......we have a month or two of RECESS.....to give them time for Both Sides to get something done.....if not both looking at 8-9 months.

CRIME SCENE....FEDERAL COURTS......Nations CAPITAL........Roger CLEMENS HEARING: It's about to go down......ROCKET throwing that nasty SPLIT in the YARD on an hour break in GENERAL POPULATION. This is a PRIME EXAMPLE for KIDS to tell the TRUTH.....one lie leads to 5 then 10 then 20 then 40......then the ORANGE SUIT and the WHITE VAN with cages.....Look the BLUEDUDE just sees these VANS transporting on the HIGHWAY and nothing else.

The Judge has reportedly said if CLEMENS is guilty of PERJURY on some counts he will give him JAIL TIME. Man.....the JUDGE and GEORGE W must not be tight.....if ROCKET MAN gets some time.

I remember ROCKET when he said ," I DON"T CARE ABOUT COOPERSTOWN", yeah right......and the BLUEDUDE doesn't want to ever have the STEELERS beat the RAVENS.......GUILTY ROCKET.....should have did what PETTITE DID.....TELL the TRUTH...heck you and WIFEY.

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