BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK Sports SHORTS.....Matt KEMP 2011 NL MVP?....MLB Division WINNERS.....NBA Postpones GAMES then WHAT?...and BENGALS WR J. SIMPSON

Just flying off the HANDLE about a few things..............ONE

LA DODGERS Center Fielder MATT KEMP and once a HS TEAMMATE of LA SPARKS Forward CANDACE PARKER'S Husband Shelden WILLIAMS.......is on pace to maybe get the NL Triple Crown. As of Today he is at .326 37 BOMBS 119 KNOCKED IN 40 THEFTS and an OBP of .402. Not bad considering where he was last year at this time following MAN DOWN Herself.....POP/ROCK Sensation RIHANNA.

See fellas.....they always say behind every good man is a BETTER WOMAN......well in this case it's BEHIND every POP/ROCKERS Boyfriend is a TRIPLE CROWN Threat...........IT'S TRIPLE CROWN not MAN DOWN.

TWO...........
Congrats goes out to from WORST top FIRST the Arizona D-BACKS and the BREW CREW. The D-BACKS unseat the Defending World CHAMPION San Francisco GIANTS while the BREW CREW get their 1st chip since the 1982 BREW CREW led by Gorman THOMAS, Cecil COOPER, Paul MOLITOR, an Robin YOUNT....remember those names?

Up next for the BREW CREW is either the D-BACKS or the BRAVES if they go hold on. And for the D-BACKS either the BREW CREW or the Fightin' PHILS and that MONSTER of a rotation.

THREE..........
Imagine THIS.....the NBA in the NEWS and the NEWS isn't about what player is cashing in next overseas. The NBA Commish David STERN cancelled around 43 Exhibition Games and the NBA is starting to feel the CLOCK TICKING.

The BLUEDUDE ponders this thought.....WOULD the OWNERS HOLD OUT and try to break the NBA PLAYERS UNION by prolonging the STRIKE to get into the PLAYERS FINANCES. You know how these DUDES get down as far as spending. Let's put it this way.......ON CRIBS......when they went to NBA PLAYERS HOUSES....i saw no PIGGY BANKS....NONE.....a SUB-ZERO here.......a NICE WHIP THERE........a TROPHY WIFE behind that counter in the KITCHEN....LOL

FOUR...................
MOVING ON......has it dawned on anyone yet that the 2012 OLYMPICS in LONDON ENGLAND are right around the CORNER. Well for those of you wanting to go over there take your AMERICAN EXPRESS......because all those 5-Star Hotels don't take VISA.

Bengals WR Jerome SIMPSON was reportedly at practice when the PARCEL Man came to his house with NOT ROSES.......NOR SHOES......but around 2 1/2 EL BEES of MARY JANE.....not the RICK JAMES SINGLE......the CHEECH and CHONG Version.

So my sources in COLUMBUS have been telling me that after further review into the SIMPSON HOUSE ( BART and HOMER and FAMILY no relation to JEROME).....the LAW DAWGS found WEIGHT Scales.......CIGARS.....Humidifiers.......BOOKS on HOW TO GROW DRO....the whole NINE. But being a BENGAL I WONDER if they found his PLAY BOOK........OH they did......it was by the PS3.

One thing is for certain........NFL TEAMS have PRACTICE SQUADS.......TRAINERS.......a STADIUM.......an PRactice FACILITIES......and the BENGALS have ORANGE JUMPSUITS in their EQUIPMENT LOCKERS................#GoingtotheJOINT #CountyCityorFed...they really are the BUNGLES.....GOOD MOVE CARSON staying your A** at the FLAT in CALI

FIVE...................
One more RIP before I go............DID or DID I not hear that the COWBOYS TRAINERS let 'BOYS QB Tony ROMO go onto the field and finish the game vs the 49ERS with 2 broken ribs.......and a PUNCTURED LUNG..........GODDELL.......COMMISH.......you know if that was the STEELERS TRAINERS you would fine the STEELERS $250K and the ROONEYS' would threatin to move to the CFL Next Year.

The COWBOYS have to repremanded for that......they say they are trying to protect the PLAYERS then you put a QB out there with one LUNG that is normal......that's the BULLS*** in the GAME right there............ONE HUNDRED......BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK....I'M OUT.