CSI BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK...the CARMINES lead is 1 game....PATS give up 21 pt lead....VICK beat up.....LSU whips WVU...12th MAN going SEC...HUH?

It's that time........PHONE has been off the HOOK...the BLUEDUDE has plenty of CRIME SCENES to cover and I wouldn't be putting YELLOW TAPE up if we didn't have CRIME and SUSPECTS.

CRIME SCENE....Somewhere in BEANTOWN.....FENWAY PARK Red SOX Clubhouse...Are you serious?.....A SEPTEMBER Swoon for the AGES...and the CARMINES got lucky tonight winning the back end of the Double header with the BOMBERS. The LEAD is 1 over the RAYS and 2 over the HALOS with 3 to play.

Is it the CARMINES Pitching...Defense.....Managing....or is it TOP GUN......and the SOX are holding on too tight and ready to give up their wings to MAVERICK and GOOSE.......and in this arena it's the RAYS and HALOS.

i have not seen a MELTDOWN quite like this......the BOSOX are 3-15 in SEPTEMBER including tonights WIN and they have the O's for 3. The RAYS relunctantly have the YANKS for 3. The HALOS are on the Outside looking in at this point.

VERDICT: Hung Jury............

CRIME SCENE......Upstate New York......ORCHARD PARK........WAGON CENTRAL.......and there is HARVARD ATHLETE......yea i said it....a HARVRAD Student-Athlete making HAY in Orchard Park and this time at the Disposal of Bill BELICHEK, Tom BRADY, and the New England PATRIOTS.

The PATRIOTS up some 21-0 in the 1st Quarter only to lose 34-31 to the Up[start BILLS. Are they for real?.....YES SIRRRRRR. They have QB FItzpatrick...a RB names Fred JACKSON.....WHO?.......and they Circle the WAGONS better than TONTO and the LONE RANGER. But to comeback on the PATS like they did and TOM TERRIFFIC threw not 1, not 2, not 3,.....but 4 PICKS..........Massive Crime SCENE here

VERDICT: GULITY......PATS....I know it's only Week 3 but lose like that to a Division Foe......uncalled for......the PATS UPSET ESPN with that one

CRIME SCENE......Somewhere between the Goal lines on an NFL Field......Philadelphia EAGLES QB Mike VICK.......If TOM BRADY, Peyton MANNING, Aaron RODGERS, and the rest of the Great QBs in the NFL are protected....WHY ISN'T Mike VICK.

You see the TAPE...every single play VICK is getting hit and you think if BRADY or RODGERS were to be hit like that on every play there wouldn't be a FLAG......BS. Sp when Mike VICK complains in his POST GAME Comments of getting Hit after the PLAY.....NFL and the Commish TAKE FU**** NOTE......you watch everyone else who is IMPORTANT....and EAGLES #7 in QB is just as.

VERDICT: GULITY......COMMISH.....ZEBRAS......and Trent DILFER.....I saw that S*** on ESPN Sports Center saying you don't see it......and the BLUEDUDE sees you have a HEAD full of HAIR

CRIME SCENE.........MORGANTOWN West Virginia........Football STADIUM........One....everyone on BOTH TEAMS is JAWING before ...during........and after the GAME. By the WAY did the MOUNTAINEERS of West Virginia get the name of that TRUCK that came through town with reckless abandon.

Once again the MAD HATTER, LSU Head Coach Les MILES, and his FOOTBALL TEAM make another statement on the ROAD and demolish the MOUNTAINEERS by putting up JOHN LYNCH........47 for those not in the KNOW. I could see getting beat by a couple of TDs......but they put up almost a half a HUNDO on the RAUCOUS Crowd in MORGANTOWN.

The road will be tough for LSU with that tough SEC WEST Schedule.....but for the MOUNTAINEERS......that was a BEATDOWN.....at the CRIB......uncalled for.

VERDICT: GUILTY....WVU Football Program.....and STUDENTS

CRIME SCENE.......COLLEGE STATION TEXAS.......Texas A&M UNIVERSITY......Why in 12th MAN would you leave the BIG 12 to see the likes of BAYOU BENGAL Tigers, ROLL TIDE, the PLAINS, STARKSVILLE, OXFORD, the SWAMP, ATHENS G A , OLE Ball COACH in COLUMBIA SC, and OLE ROCKY TOP Tennessee

VERDICT: like TRAFFIC COURT.......you were speeding HOW DO YOU PLEAD......GUILTY.....that's like the HICKORY NC CRAW DADS moving to NL EAST.....NO SHOT

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