Dec 21, 2018

12/21/2018 02:32:00 PM
The NBA in and around the paint is a man's game well it use to be rougher and a lot more tougher to get in and around the cup. Today's rules allow everyone to pretty much go unmolested to the goal and if you barley tough someone or it looks like you touched them the Zebra stopping play and its just where we are at with the NBA Game and its Summer League-Like Scores.

Enter the "Bigs" or the Players with that special mentality to go after the Spalding orange at all costs "Glass Eaters"! Yes slide over "Jaws" from the all those 007 Movies you have company! We go "Monsters In and Around the Glass" talking the "Logo's Top Rebounders. There is a science to this of you ask some of the great rebounders of the game like  Ben Wallace and the "Worm" Dennis Rodman to name a few.

Let's get to the Top 10 "Glass Eaters" of the "Logo" going "Monsters In and Around the Glass":

"Monsters In and Around the Glass"
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"Glass Eaters

Rank    Player    Team    Boards per Tilt


1. Mr. Drummond #DetroitBasketball 15.5 

2. DeAndre Jordan #MFFL 14.1

3. Hassan Whiteside #HeatCulture 13.5 

4. Joel Embiid #HereTheyCome 13.2

5. "Greek Freak" #FearTheDeer 12.9

6. Steiffel Tower Gobert #TeamIsEverything 12.4

7. The "Brow" #DoItBIG 12.3

8. Clint Capela #Rockets 11.8

8. Big K.A.T. #AllEyesNorth 11.8

10. Nikola Vucevic #PureMagic 11.7


Mr. Drummond 25 Pts 24 Rebs 


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Mr. Drummond also has the Blake Show dba Blake Griffin riding shotgun and them two together are spectacular on the glass...  

DeAndre Jordan this has been his thing since he has been in the "Logo" throw in rim-protecting and high-percentage Dunks you get millions to play the game you love...

Hassan sometimes gets hit with that Mr. Magoo Mentality moving at a snails pace but solid for Team 305 nonetheless...

Joel always doing work and always complaining now its Jimmy Buckets talking he don't get enough shots...should have moved on Rihanna and you would be a model teammate! 

Giannis is all of that and recruiting as he told the "Brow" Ant Davis 23 come play with me in Milwaukee...No Greek Freak Milwaukee is a small market like NOLA the "504" without Nawlins' Eats and Entertainment....quit tampering Lol! 

C2 of the Rockets might be the only player on the roster that rebounds and doesn't shoot the Money Ball but the Swiss Army Knife has made himself a fixture in H-Town...

Karl Anthony-Towns is putting in work now the Butler of #AllEyesNorth is long gone and has a solid teammate to learn from in the TAJmanian Devil Gibson formerly of #BullsNation...

Vucevic the best kept secret of the "Logo" and is "Bloodline" as his Pops played with Toni Kukoc and Vlade Divac and I know you didn't know that on Team Yugoslavia....diggin' in the Archives the Bluedude dba A.J. Watson slide over IBM Watson...Lol!  

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