Apr 9, 2012

4/09/2012 01:46:00 PM
Hearing the term of Players in the LOGO impacting the game besides scoring is a Science. Not too many players in the LOGO today or even back in the day could impact the game without getting BUCKETS.

Meet and Greet the players in the LOGO that have made SHOPLIFTING or STEALING the Orange an ART Form from the anticipation...to instincts...knowing when to say when....they steal the ORANGE in abundance.

There are a few players back in the day that stole the ORANGE so much they should have been put in LOGO REHAB...the KLEPTO Sector of the building. Like AIR JORDAN of the WEST SIDE STORY Report,  STOCK of Stockton to Malone Fame Salt Lake, and Dr. J's Point God now LOUD City's Assistant Ghost Rider Mo CHEEKS. Big Time KLEPTO's who could get you at anytime even in warm-ups as your ORANGE may go to their side and you look at the ball boy...GONZO.

Today's KELPTO's in the LOGO are either ONE-MAN Fast breaks or looking for a sidekick with the getaway run-out for the Lob. Hence....LOB City Point God who leads the LOGO in Thefts and when he steals it his partner in crime is the BLAKEshow...Blake GRIFFIN...for the LOB aka LOB City.

The TOP 15 KELPTO MANIACS in the LOGO for 2011-12..in THEFTS per Game....sponsored by going to an NBA game...watch your belongings:

Note: must have played in 50 games to qualify

1. CP3 LOB City 2.47 Steals
2. Conley JR GRIZZ 2.37
3. King JAMES 305 Boyz 1.93
4. MILSAP Salt PALACE 1.73
4. Uncle RUSS LOUD City 1.73

  
6. IGGY Broad Street PHILLY 1.72
7. Beer Town USA LEFTY 1.68
8. Big TEAGUE HIT Factory ATL 1.63
9. Boy GEORGE NAPtown 1.62
10. JRUE Broad Street PHILLY 1.57


11. T-ALLEN GRIZZ 1.7 (49 games)
12. G-Wallace New Jersey DRIVE 1.55
13. MARIO 305 Boyz 1.54
14. J-Smoove 5 HIT Factory ATL 1.46
15. Double R GREEN TEAM 1.78 (46 games)

The telling STAT on this LIST....8 Point Guards are in the Top 15......


SHOWBIZ of 10K LAKES..Rubio and 21 SHUMPstreet of 5th Avenue are in the Top 15 but have not played in 50 Games and SHOWBIZ is out for the season.


The LOGO's ALL-TIME KELPTO MANIACS...in Career Steals..sponsored by the ARENA where it all started for me:

* notes current player

1. STOCK Salt PALACE  3,265 thefts
2. J-KIDD MAVS Reunion Arena 2,550 *
3. AIR JORDAN Chicago Stadium 2,514
4. the GLOVE Puget Sound Tacoma Dome 2,445
5. Mo CHEEKS SPECTRUM 2,310

6. Mr. PIP 33 Chicago Stadium  2,307
7. CLYDE the GLYDE RIP City Veterans Memorial 2,207
8. DREAM H-Town Houston SUMMIT 2,162
9. Alvin ROBERTSON Hemisphere ARENA 2,112
10. MAILMAN SALT Palace 2,085

11. MOOKIE Blaylock OMNI Atlanta 2,075
12. the ANSWER Broad Street 1,983
13. Derek HARPER MAVS Reunion Arena 1,957
14. Isiah ZEKE THOMAS BAD Boyz SILVER DOME 1,861
15. MAGIC of SHOWTIME LA Western FORUM  1,724


The most surprising STAT on this list... 1 Center, 2 Forwards, and 3 Snipers with the rest Point Guards. Arguably the BEST PF in MAILMAN to ever play and the BLUEDUDE's All-Time #1 Center in my time..DREAM Olajuwon and he was a natural Power Forward.

All Steals Numbers from NBA.com

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