NFL WEEK 17 Schedule BREAKDOWN....MUST WIN WEEK...BENGALS must WIN...COWBOYS at G-MEN for NFC EAST n more

It has all come down to this....the FINAL NFL SUNDAY and for some of those it will be the last time they play this season and for OTHERS...WINNING TIME is on TAP. The RACE for the LOMBARDI will start soon and WHAT HAVE YOU DONE for YOUR TEAM LATELY will be the Question.

The COWBOYS couldn't close the NY FOOTBALL GINATS weeks ago now they have to WIN at MET LIFE BLUE to win the NFC EAST and a PLAYOFF SPOT.

The BENGALS are 9-6 and if they WIN in the JUNGLE they are in WINNING TIME and the STEELERS get the #2 Overall seed in the EAST. If the BENGALS Lose they are out the PLAYOFFS and the RAVENS get the #2 SEED Overall in the PLAYOFFS.

The RAIDERS and BRONCOS have that same kind of scenario and the AFC WEST is up for GRABS. Will TEBOWmania get to WINNING TIME or will the SILVER and BLACK get to pay tribute to late OWNER AL DAVIS as they begin their QUEST to another LOMBARDI.

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JANUARY 1st 2011
1PM ET

LIONS @ PACKERS: Will the PACK sit KEY PLAYERS or PLAY IT OUT?.....Will the LIONS sit QB MAtt STAFFORD and KEY PLAYERS because they already they are the WILD CARD. Any way you slice it it is WEEK 17 for SUNDAYS and it has come down to these last 4 Quarters for some.

The LIONS have nothing to prove to the PACK and VICE VERSA and if they see each other in the PLAYOFFS it won't be in the 1st round.
WINNER: PACKERS if they play everyone....24-20

TITANS @ TEXANS: The TEXANS have to get QB YATES back on track for the PLAYOFFS and they have to go through the TITANS who are still alive for a WILD CARD Berth.

Will it be the BATTLE of the RUNNING BACKS in the TEXANS Foster and the TITANS CJ28?....Or will it be 2 Teams that have to WIN the GAME for the SAKE of winning and getting into a rhythm.
WINNER: TITANS...CJ28 goes off.....TITANS 20-17

COLTS @ JAGS: They should forfeit to save the EXPENSES on both sides......

JETS @ MIAMI: This is trouble for the JETS and the FINS had these guys on the ROPES weeks ago. The JETS have to WIN to have any hope of the PLAYOFFS and they need some help. The FINS to their Credit with a LAME DUCK Coach have come to lay the last few weeks and they are as dangerous as anyone in the AFC right now.
WINNER: DOLPHINS....JETS got KICKED out of their OWN STADIUM last week and have not recovered...27-13

BEARS @ VIKINGS: WHY?

BILLS @ PATRIOTS: The PATS need to work on their DEFENSE and the BILLS are trying to beat the PATS to put either the STEELERS in the #1 Seed or the RAVENS in the AFC. This game is one of 2 TYPES. The BILLS keep it close or the PATS blow them right out of gillette.
WINNER: PATS 31-10....CIRCLE THAT Bison City

PANTHERS @ SAINTS: Who made the SAINTS Schedule all these FREAKIN' Home GAMES. They need to watch out for CAM because he wants to go out with a BANG. BREES is ALL THAT and a DOCK of FRESH CRAWFISH
WINNER: SAINTS 34-30

REDSKINS @ EAGLES: Is this SHANAHAN or Andy REID's LAST GAME? other than that this BLACKOUT in LOCAL MARKETS all over it

49ERS @ RAMS: So the RAMS get the DIVISION WINNER for FAN APPRECIATION DAY and hold that thought for RAMS Coach SPAGS as he will probably be landing the EAGLES Defensive COORDINATORS Job by NEXT WEEK. NINERS are about BUSINESS as they are fine tuning their ENGINE for WINNING TIME
WINNER: 49ERS 23-17

4PM ET

SEAHAWKS @ CARDINALS: THIS will be some BULL**** right here.....LOSERS

BUCS @ FALCONS: FALCONS get an easy one you would think to get into the PLAYOFFS. That A** WHIPPIN' they took from the SAINTS Monday Night. You would think SANTA and Mrs. CLAUS would give the FALCONS some DEFENSE in their STOCKINGS for Christmas 2011.
The RAHEEM MORRIS Watch is in full effect and look for him on FIRING SQUAD #2 coming soon.
WINNER : FALCONS 38-0

RAVENS @ the JUNGLE: It should be and probably will be rockin' and I can't wait to see JOE FLACCO and what he does his BIT** A**. Then you say BLUEDUDE keep it clean....LOOK if that DUDE doesn't have a STEELER in front of him....the BENGALS should get the AVERAGE JOE with that 1970's PORN MUSTACHE ON his face....BOW CHICH CHICH BOW WOW.

The BENGALS will get it CRACK-A-LACKIN' and they have to WIN to get into the POST SEASON which would be so monumental for the BENGALS Young players. This has CHEESE and a TRAP all over it.....WHICH RAVENS....the STEELERS Ravens or the CHARGERS Ravens that go their BACKSIDE handed to them.
Winner: BENGALS 24-19 and they are in WINNING TIME......DALTON JERSEYS and a half case of STRAWBERRIES for EVERYONE in the JUNGLE that is down with #14 in the SPIKE LEE JERSEY Orange and Black.....METALLICA....Enter the STRAWBERRY Patch DAMN Enter the SANDMAN

STEELERS @ BROWNS: At this point the STEELERS hate the OHIOP TEAM they will play on SUNDAY and love MARVIN LEWIS' BOYS vs the RAVENS. If their ever was a time the STEELER FAN needed to root for the BENGALS....pull that MUNOZ or ICKEY SHUFFLE Jersey out of the SHED and put candles around it.....and USHER IT...LET IT BURN.

The BROWNS would love nothing else but to give the STEELERS an L so they have to WIN at least 2 road games to get to NAPtown. BROWNS Fans get a LIFE...and I know playing the STEELERS is your SUPER BOWL.....but QUIT playing for us and PLAY for the LOMBARDI....beating the STEELERS Sunday doesn't get you anything but a FREE ROUND at the ESTABLISHMENT on SUNDAY NIGHT.....MONDAY in the CLEVELAND Plain DEALER it will read....BROWNS send STEELERS to 5th SEED in AFC...3 WEEKS from then it will read...those STEELERS have done it again....and it will be the 49ers and STEELERS in NAPtown for all he MARBLES....and the BLUEDUDE went there.
WINNER: STEELERS 30-27

CHIEFS @ BRONCOS: The TEBOWmania has to WIN or if the RAIDERS WIN and they lose...the SILVER and BLACK are in. The CHIEFS D is no joke and has been playing at a high level for WEEKS now. This game if your a BRONCOS FAN has to have you worried.
WINNER: CHEIFS 19-16.....BRONCOS don't get to WINNING TIME

CHARGERS @ RAIDERS: RAIDERS just have to WIN and hope they get a blessing form the CHIEFS on SUNDAY. The BOLTS and NORV TURNER are done.
WINNER: RAIDERS 27-24...and they get into WINNING TIME.

820PM ET

COWBOYS @ G-MEN: Forget the STORY LINES...IT IS WHAT IT IS....the 'BOYS didn't BEAT the GIANTS weeks ago and now they MUST WIN SUNDAY NIGHT.
WINNER: G-MEN 30-27 OT..>ELI ELI ELI ELI ELI ELI