NFL WEEK 14 Schedule BREAKDOWN...COWBOYS n G-MEN for NFC EAST...BEARS at ORANGE-HOT ORANGE CRUSH...TEXANS in the JUNGLE

HOLIDAY NFL Football which means WINNING TIME is near and the CONTENDERS are starting to separate from the PRETENDERS.

Big Match Ups unfolding in WEEK 14 led by the COWBOYS at home to take on the NY FOOTBALL GIANTS who are 1 game behind the COWBOYS at 6-6 with the 'BOYS at 7-5.

The BEARS have their own issues and looking at the SCHEDULE a little over a month a go the AFC WEST look like NO PROBLEM now they are 1-2 vs the AFC WEST and now they perhaps face the best team in the AFC in the ORANGE CUSH in DENVER.

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THURSDAY
DECEMBER 8, 2011
8PM ET

BROWNS @ STEELERS: Forget all the FORMALITIES the BROWNS and STEELERS know what it is....AFC NORTH FOOTBALL and the STEELERS have BIGGER THINGS on their AGENDA and it just so happens that the BROWNS are on the SCHEDULE and in the WAY.

The BROWNS have a surprising #1 PASS DEFENSE in the NFL but give up 151 YARDS RUSHING which is 31st in the NFL. In reality ONE or BOTH will give TONIGHT as the STEELERS look like they got back into a NICE OFFENSIVE RHYTHM.

The STEELERS D has been locked in the last few weeks and NOW is the TIME you have to be PLAYING YOUR Best Football heading into WINNING TIME and NO ONE knows that more than the STEELERS.
WINNER: STEELERS.....31-6

SUNDAY
DECEMBER 11, 2011
1PM ET

COLTS @ RAVENS: This one will get out of hand and look for the RAVENS to buy MLB Ray LEWIS more REST as the RAVENS need to use this game as a INTRASQUAD Scrimmage and let's take a look at the DEPTH CHART.

THE COLTS are DONE, have been DONE, and the only thing jumping in CIRCLE CITY NOWADAYS is they are the HOST of SUPER BOWL 46.
WINNER: RAVENS.....27-3

FALCONS @ PANTHERS: SMELL CHEESE...NO...Not a CHEESEHEAD...but a MOUSE TRAP as in TRAP GAME. I usually don't use this TERM analyzing SUNDAY but the PANTHERS pose a REAL THREAT to the FALCONS knowing QB Cam NEWTON can't go back home and the BOYS telling him the DIRTY BIRDS out them things on him.

The FALCONS took a huge loss last week when they could have put some ground between them and the LIONS and BEARS. Look for the PANTHERS to RUN More and the FALCONS to THROW MORE.
WINNER: PICK'EM.....REAL TALK

TEXANS @ BENGALS: The TEXANS try to stay on pace with the REST of the TOP of the AFC...RAVENS, STEELERS, and PATRIOTS if they all WIN in Week 14 at 10-3. The BENGALS, who are 7-5, can't afford to lose and if they do they out a serious damper on WINNING TIME Football.

Look for the TEXANS to go HEAVY Arian FOSTER with a SIDE and APP of ANDRE 305 and that PASSING GAME. The BENGALS need to go down field more and use RB CEDRIC BENSON more. This GAME is one of the 3 BEST in Week 14.
WINNER: BENGALS 20-17

VIKINGS @ LIONS: The LIONS need to just take care of business and NOT PLAY with the VIKES and their ROOKIE QB PONDER. Having said all that that's why they play the GAME.

The LIONS need to stay on pace with the FALCONS and BEARS if they both WIN in WEEK 14 and the VIKES are auditioning for the 2012 Football Season.
WINNER: LIONS 34-17

BUCS @ JAGS: The BATTLE of FLORIDA is looking like the WBC and WBA Heavyweight BOXING DIVISION.....NOT GOOD
WINNER: REALLY DAWG?...They both LOSE for SHOWING UP and PLAYING this one.

EAGLES @ DOLPHINS: I know this the EAGLES are DONE but Head Coach Andy REID better have a CURFEW or the EAGLES will be at WET Willy's on OCEAN DRIVE or the MANSION on WASHINGTON STREET until.....LAST CALL.

Meanwhile the DOLPHINS have turned into the '72 DOLPHINS and OPENED Up a CAN on their last 5 out of 7 OPPONENTS. Neither TEAM really wants to WIN this one looking at the NFL DRAFT in 2012....YOU CAN WIN if you don't LOSE....THINK High Pick
WINNER: DOLPHINS....27-24

CHIEFS @ JETS: The ARROWHEAD Boys Schedule looks like that maze in that movie THE SHINING....Here's JOHNNNNNY. They have played the STEELERS at home and now on the road for 2nd time in as many weeks with the JETS after handling the BEARS last week.

The JETS have to WIN the rest of their games and I have told you before...if these DUDES get into WINNING TIME..SOMEONE is in trouble....really. The Chiefs to their CREDIT have not mailed it in and DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR CRENNELL has that D playing at an NFL PLAYOFF CALIBER Level.
WINNER: CHIEFS....16-13

SAINTS @ TITANS: The SAINTS have not fared well on the ROAD and they will get tested by a TITANS Team who smells TEXANS in the WATER and can still WIN the AFC SOUTH with a LITTLE help.

The SAINTS have to get that #2 Seed in the NFC and they know if they can get a BYE 1st Week into WINNING TIME and a HOME GAME 2nd Week...they will be staying in APPLETON WISCONSIN the next week.
WINNER: TITANS 27-23...CJ28 getting his legs under him

PATRIOTS @ REDSKINS: The PATRIOTS need to STOP SHANAHAN'S NEW RB Roy HALU and make quick work of the 'SKINS as they have noting to lose.

The 'SKINS players are playing for next year's roster and SHANAHAN will cut you if you do not CONFORM to his DICTATOR WAYS. PATRIOTS at 9-3 need to stay on pace with the REST of the TOP AFC Teams.
WINNER: PATRIOTS 38-24

4PM ET

49ERS @ CARDINALS: The CARDINALS are playing in the MOUNTAIN WEST and it's not their fault. The RAMS last week now the CARDINALS....WOW. But next week they are on MNF playing the visiting STEELERS for the BEST MATCH UP at the STICK since Dwight CLARK caught that PAS in the BACK of the END ZONE to beat the COWBOYS.

I think the CARDINALS still have a chance because one they are at home and two they have their man back.....KEVIN KOLB...LOL
WINNER: 49ERS 19-16.....UP NEXT for the new GOLD RUSH.....the STEEL CURTAIN

BEARS @ BRONCOS: Can the BEARS get OFFENSIVE Production from QB HANIE and can the BEARS D STOP the TEBOW Factor?
WINNER: GAME of the WEEK.....PICK'EM

RAIDERS @ PACKERS: Someone should have told the RAIDERS that they need to beat the DOLPHINS because beating the PACKERS ion LAMBEAU right now is like saying it won't SNOW in CHI CITY this year.

Maybe this is why RAIDERS Coach Hue JACKSON was so locked in after getting embarrassed in 305 last week....trying to RALLY the TROOPS for the PACKERS Trip. As for the PACK its SUNDAY and time for FOOTBALL.
WINNER: PACKERS 32-17

BILLS @ BOLTS: BILLS need a 10pm CURFEW on SATURDAY before SUNDAY.....NL TEAMS who are out the PLAYOFFS at this point in the SEASON need a CHAPERON an their hands held.

THIS GAME SUCKS.....WINNER....BOLTS 35-24

820PM ET

GIANTS @ COWBOYS: G-MEN 6-6 and the 'BOYS 7-5 with the EAGLES and 'SKINS DONE...NOTHING ELSE needs to be SAID.
WINNER: GIANTS 23-20...you know the ROMO led COWBOYS can;t win in CRUNCH TIME

MONDAY
NOVEMBER 12 2011
830PM ET

RAMS @ SEAHAWKS....the INCREDIBLES are on HOB at 8......FRIENDS SYNDICATED everywhere....LEAVE it to BEAVER 8-9 PM on HISTORY CHANNEL.....anything else?
WINNER: 12 ZONE...HAWKS...and still losing