Dec 12, 2011

12/12/2011 09:51:00 PM
Forget CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK....this is NEW and IMPROVED for the 2012...FIRING SQUAD #1. That's right PACK YOUR S*** and GO, CLEAN out YOUR OFFICE, Let SECURITY ESCORT you out the BUILDING, and DAMN You will get them NEXT TIME...you should have gotten THEM THIS TIME.

LOCATIONS for BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK Exclusive FIRING SQUAD #1......JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA....MIAMI FLORIDA...and KANSAS CITY MISSOURI.

FIRING SQUAD #1 sponsored by IF YOU ONLY KNEW when they were going to FIRE YOU you would have been gone LAST SEASON:

FIRING SQUAD LINE UP.....J'VILLE....FIRED Jacksonville JAGUARS Head Football Coach Jack DEL RIO: The JAGS have had another DISMAL SEASON and it just didn't start this season it has been a steady decline the last few years. The ONE BIG BLUNDER the JAGS had this season..the NFL DRAFT picking Blaine GABBERT and passing on BENGALS ROOKIE ANDY DALTON. But in hindsight that is only the TIP of the ICEBERG in J'VILLE.

Coach Del RIO tenure will probably be remembered as STARTING out the GATE FAST and all the Way down to a SIMMER at the END..NO FIRE LIT for COACH DEL RIO. In 9 full seasons as the JAGS Head Coach he toiled in medocrity with a 68-71 Overall record and never WON the AFC South as it was dominated by the INDIANAPOLIS COLTS and their DUO of Coach DUNGY and QB Peyton MANNING.

DEL RIO went to the PLAYOFFS in 2005 and 2007 losing in 2005 in the WILD CARD and in 2007 in the DIVISIONAL. DEL RIO will find a JOB Quick as he coached under Mike DITKA, Brian BILLICK, and John FOX...before taking over in J'VILLE.

FIRING SQUAD LINE UP #2....the BOTTOM 305...FIRED Miami DOLPHINS Head Football Coach Tony SPARANO: The well-publicized move from being the DALLAS COWBOYS Assistant Coach to following BIG TUNA, Bill PARCELLS, to be the HEAD MAN in MIAMI FLORIDA.

SPARANO came to the DOLPHINS with every intention of putting the DOLPHINS back on TOP in the AFC EAST as Bill PARCELLS was behind the hiring. the 1st Season they started like a BANG and went 11-5 and ironically lost to Belichek and BRADY in the WILD CARD Game. But since that initial season in 2008 SPARANO's DOLPHINS went 18-27 and before this season was in HOT WATER and on the verge of being dismissed and to his credit stayed in their to the END.

SPARANO Tenure will be remembered as BIG TUNA's GUY to turn around the DOLPHINS and after that 2008 SEASON MAGIC was in MIAMI but since that SPARANO has fizzled and BIG TUNA has been gone.

SPARANO has been under some of the best NFL HEAD COACHES in SCHOTTENHEIMER, COUGHLIN, and PARCELLS.

FIRING SQUAD LINE UP #3.....the BBQ CAPITAL of the US..KANSAS CITY MO...FIRED KC CHIEFS Head Football Coach TODD HALEY: After a nice run in ARIZONA as an Offensive COORDINATOR handling the Kurt WARNER, FITZ, and BOLDIN Group that went to the SUPER BOWL...Todd HALEY'S Name was hot and the CHIEFS made him their man.

HALEY's BLOOD LINES are thick...the SON of former STEELERS SCOUT Dick HALEY from 1971-1990. This firing caught the BLUEDUDE off guard as the CHIEFS have had devastating injuries to 3 of their TOP 4 players in QB Matt CASSEL, RB Jamal CHARLES, and SAFETY Eric BERRY to the whole season on INJURED RESERVE.

But looking at it from a far there were some communication problems with HALEY and FEW of his PLAYERS and that might have taken its toll. A 19-26 Overall Record in a little over 2 and a half years with the ARROWHEAD BOYZ....HALEY was really good in the 2010 season at 10-6 and losing at home to the RAVENS in the WILD CARD.

The HALEY Tenure also lost a KEY COG in his system by losing OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR Charlie WEIS and HALEY having to call he OFFENSIVE PLAYS might have also taken its toll trying to be the HEAD COACH as well delegating all those different areas of your football team.

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