NBA's OLD ST NICHOLAS Line-Up..MSG at CELTS...305 at BiG D...BULLS at LAKEshow...CLIPjoint at EAST BAY..n to all a GOOD DAY

I'mmmmmmm BAAAAAAAAACK...the NBA is all over the FLAT on CHRISTMAS DAY as SANTA drops TOYS for the 18 and UNDER and GROWN FOLKS BUSINESS for the 21 and NORTH of that crowd.

A bevy of CONTENDERS to the MAVS Throne will be on display including a FINALS Rematch with the MAVS getting a HUGE SURPRISE from Owner Mark CUBAN and that is worth seeing all by its LONESOME.

A lot of QUESTIONS going into this NBA SEASON as the shortened version includes BACK to BACK to BACK Games which means teams with a VETERAN ROSTER will need a full 8oz of MONSTER with a SHOT of that ORANGE FLAVORED METAMUCIL.....that will SYZURUP on the SHELF for those who get down like that.

The LAKERS start the SEASON with their ONLY 3 Games in a row all season and without CP3 as he has the BLUE and RED locker Room in STAPLES with the BILLY CRYSTAL FATHEADS on them. MAGIC and Diane CANNON have go to be LIVID and can't wait to see the HORNETS OWNER David J.-Walkin' STERN.....JUST FOUL how you did LAKERnation HOME BOY...FOUL.

So with this being the SEASON for GIVING who is going to GET THEIR BACKSIDE AKON-ED on the 25th of December...that's right...SMACK THAT....all on the FLOOR SMACK THAT.....give me some more...SMACK THAT.....ok BLUEDUDE enough is enough the SPORTSTALK is rated BSH...for the Bluedude Sportstalk Head.

the NBA GAMES on CHRISTMAS Day are sponsored by MY DEBIT CARD was on EMPTY before the BLUEDUDE....which mean I had to TURN in before i looked like .......ERYKAH BADU Please.....BAAAAAGGGG LADY and HAPPY HOLIDAY from BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK and the BLUEDUDE:

December 25th 2011
12PM ET on TNT

the GREEN TEAM @ 1st PHASE DONE-MSG: SO what is the STORYLINE here....the New KNICKS Front line with TYSON CHANDLER vs the Revamped and ut together like HUMPTY DUMPTY C's Front line. Ant takers on the BIG TICKET getting into it with TYSON CHANDLER before HALFTIME?

Can the KNICKS slow down the DOUBLE-R and SUGAR RAY Back court of the CELTS? and CAN the KNICKS slow down the BIG BULLY from taking everyone is GREEN LUNCH MONEY?.

It will be DOC RIVERS hard-nosed DEFENSIVE STYLE vs Mike D'Antoni's 2K11 Version of NUGGETS 1980's Coach Doug MOE's Organized CHAOS minus ALEX, KIKI, FAT, DANNY, BILL, T.R., and DOLPH.....and those OFF THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN JERSEYS......SUPER HOT.
WINNER: KNICKS.....Too Much MELO and STAT and FIELDS and DOUGLAS come up BIG

230PM ET on ABC

305 BOYZ @ BIG D: Just in case the HEAT needed a little motivation remember COUGH GATE and JAMES and WADE making fun of DIRKILISCIOUS like he was faking being SICK. Well guess who gets the LAST LAUGH......@swish41 you IDIOTS WADE n JAMES. YEAH the BLUEDUDE went there right before Christmas 2011 and CHECK what's in your STOCKING from my BULLS a few LUMPS of RED COAL from the BULLS, BENNY the BULL, and yours TRULY the BLUEDUDE.

This one should have a PLAYOFF-Type Atmosphere with OLD PAT RILEY in the GOOD SEATS seeing the REACTION of his players of what could have been. Anyone think GABRIELLE UNION will be there cheering on her BOO WADE COUNTY...MAYBE. What about JAMIE FOXX who joined MAVS Prez USSERY for the PARADE ROUTE and was around the MAVS about as much as ME and BENNY the BULL.

Players to watch the HEAT's Shane BATTIER and the MAVS LAM LAM and KHLOE KARDASHIAN..............
WINNER: the HEAT...you know as well as I do the TEAM who CELEBRATES Last Year's Chip and the RING CEREMONY is nowhere in the ARENA from a MIND Standpoint.....they are WORRIED about the PARTY and Reflections after the GAME during the GAME.

5PM ET on ABC

BULLS @ LAKEshow: Who is going to CHECK the NBA's 2010-11 Reigning MVP POOH ROSE?....KOBE let the BLUEDUDE warn you...if your HURT STAND DOWN because if you go out there for the sheer fact you have to put them NIKE ZOOM 7's CHEETAH's on for the PR STUNT....you will get beat by 25 and the BLUEDUDE told you so.

The LAKEshow can not hold a TEE to the BULLS new BACK COURT in RIP and ROSE but the BULLS also have to tend to DREW and the SPANIARD.....so it might be somewhat of an even trade off.

The BIGGEST thing to watch in this one is what will the LAKERS be running OFFENSIVELY because new coach MIKE BROWN can get it DEFENSIVELY and does he have KOBE's Full Attention as illustrated in the PHOTO to your LEFT...NO.

The BULLS Bench is also one of the BEST in the NBA and that could pose a HUGE THREAT to the LAKERS staying close because KOBE is no longer that GUY that an carry them a GAME but only in SPOTS.

WINNER: BULLS will make the LAKERS look like the LA SPORTS ARENA CLIPPERS....and not the one with DANNY MANNING, RON HARPER, ACTION JACKSON, Charles SMITH (PITT/KNICKS VERSION not GEORGETOWN/CELTIC VERSION), and GARY GRANT....2 KNEE PADS from MAIZE n BLUE.

8PM ET on ESPN

O-MAGIC @ OKC THUNDER: SUPERman of MOUSE TOWN gets a first hand look at what a TEAM that is CONTENDING for a TITLE LOOKS like. The THUNDER is loaded and they have all the TOLS in the SHED and that one piece to CLOSE OUT like the PINSTRIPES SandMAN..MARIANO....in K.D. aka DURANT 66, aka the DURANTULA, aka BABY ICE.

The MAGIC will have to slow down WESTBROOK and HARDEn let alone DURANT. Then inside they have PERK 2.5 the SLIM-Downed Version that is a TOP FLIGHT Low Post Defender if I ever saw one. So the MAGIC will have to have JAMEER and J-RICH try to slow them down by making them work on the DEFENSIVE END.

MAVERICK and GOOSE...OKC's COACHES Scotty BROOKS and MO CHEEKS....have a WHIP and they are experienced to get to the TOP in the WEST but it starts on CHRISTMAS DAY with DWIGHT and his SQUAD coming to town.

PLAYERS to watch...MAGIC's BIG BABY DAVIS and the THUNDER's Slim Down K.P. 2.5 from BEAUMONT TEXAS........

1030PM ET on ESPN

the CLIPjoint @ ORACLE in EAST BAY: I though I would never say this in a 10 CENTURY's....but the CLIPPERS are the REAL DEAL and they are absolute LOADED at every position with a Proven NBA GEM. The GUARDS CP3 and Mr. BIG SHOT and watch CHAUNCEY play the SHOOTING GUARD id DEl NEGOR knows what he is doing and that might be the BIGGEST ACHILLES HEEL....VINNY.

Then you go FRONTLINE...the BUTLER as in CARON at the SMNALL Forward, the BLAKEshow who needs no intro... and DeAndre JORDAN who is on the CUSP of STARDOM and he n BLAKE look like TUMBLERS on a TRAMPOLINE when they get out on the BREAK.

The WARRIORS have TWO STUDS but they are not in UNIFORM in new COACH Mark ACTION JACKSON and WARRIORS new PREZ Jerry WEST the LOGO. Having said that they have STEPH CURRY and MONTA...who needs his CELL PHONE takin' away before he gets inside the ARENA. That sending SHOTS of your LOWER EXTREMITIES to an EMPLOYEE is not a GOOD LOOK DAWG.

The WARRIORS will have their work cut out as the CLIPPERS are not the LAKERS but the B-LAKERS and they will be the TOP ROAD SHOW in every NBA Arena this season. GOOD LUCK WARRIORS on FRIDAY...SANTA needs to DROP you a +20 Spot in ORACLE ARENA's Chimney.
WINNER: the B-LAKERS by a MILE..too much BUTLER, BLAKEshow, CP3, Mr. BIG SHOT, and DeANDE......that whole state of CALI is in trouble seeing these GUYS.

HAVE a SAFE and HAPPY HOLIDAY and a PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR from the BULLS and STEELERS HEAD quarters on 12 CHIPS CIRCLE...ATTN the BLUEDUDE