NFL WEEK 14 Power Rankings....HAMMER TIME...TEAMS jockeying for POSITION and important HOME FIELD Advantage in PLAYOFFS

Not wasting anytime here YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS....the NFL PLAYOFFS are almost HERE so DO WHAT YOU DO on THE TOILET or GET OFF the TOILET. The CRAZIEST THING in this WEEK'S POLL.....TEAMS 8-14 ALL LOST LAST WEEK....MR. INCREDIBLE

NFL WEEK 14 POWER RANKINGS sponsored by RED LIGHT ENFORCED TICKET during the HOLIDAYS....you BUMS HOW DARE you catch the BLUEDUDE in the SMURF MOBILE making an ILLEGAL RIGHT TURN....and HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TO and the BIRD (MIDDLE FINGER):

1. PACKERS (1) 12-0: The GIANTS had them on the ROPES or should I say in the CORNER...RODGERS leads DRIVE with :58 Seconds to get the GAME-WINNING FG....WOW

2. STEELERS (2) 9-3: Playing some of their best football and rested now have the BROWNS on THURSDAY NIGHT and get 11 DAYS to prepare for the 49ERS.

3. SAINTS (3) 9-3: A well-oiled machine and if the D gets up to SPEED...How SCARY is WHO DAT?

4. RAVENS (4) 9-3: RB RAY RICE showing the RAVENS BRASS as am just as important as RAY LEWIS....PAY ME in FULL PLEASE

5. 49ers (5) 10-2: Can they beat some of the ELITE TEAMS and make noise in WINNING TIME.

6. PATRIOTS (6) 9-3: Forget the SCOUTING REPORT...just watch #87 ON OFFENSE GRONKOWSKI...JUST HIM

7. TEXANS (7) 9-3: WHO in RELIANT ENERGY is TJ YATES.....ask the DIRTY BIRDS

8. BRONCOS (14) 7-5: BRONCOS are for real and NOW the BEARS come to TOWN and BOTH TEAMS needs WINS

9. JETS (15b) 7-5: If they get into the NFL PLAYOFFS they will be a TOUGH OUT

10. RAIDERS (8) 7-5: NO EXCUSES to lose to the DOLPHINS the way they did....that's on the COACHES

11. BEARS (9) 7-5: They must figure out a way to win 10 GAMES..and they are in WINNING TIME

12. COWBOYS (10) 7-5: JASON GARRETT your not that BRIGHT are you and your IVY LEAGUE UNDERGRAD

13. BENGALS (11) 7-5 Must right the SHIP and QUICKLY or they will be an afterthought

14. FALCONS (12) 7-5: That LOSS HURT the FALCONS and their CHANCES to catch the SAINTS

15. GIANTS (15) 6-6: I think they can still catch the COWBOYS REAL TALK

16. LIONS (13) 7-5: Watching BEARS and FALCONS closely

NOTE***** If you are not on this list...make sure your College SCOUTING Department is doing their JOB.