Feeling the HEAT from the BOTTOM 305...my MI-YA-YO...STAPLES CENTER EAST...the 2011-12 Miami HEAT NBA BALL Team

You remember LeBRON at the HEAT's little presentation last season when he said NOT FIVE, NOT SIX, NOT SEVEN, and so on. How about this KING JAMES....getting A CHIP..as in ONE TITLE. Then after ONW count with me LeBRON.....there is TWO....then THREE...maybe FOUR RIGHT...RIIIIIIIGHT.

Now the AFTERMATH of getting beat by the MAVERICKS shouldn't serve as a HANGOVER but simply MOTIVATION. In a 66-Game NBA Season the HEAT know all too well the WORK it took to get to the MAVERICKS and the 2nd Time around it always tougher.

Have the BOYZ from 305 gotten better?...Well yes because of having played together for a FULL SEASON, and the UPS and DOWNS of the NBA SEASON as well as the devastating loss in the FINALS...only the GREAT ONES bounce back with positive reinforcement and with WADE COUNTY, KING JAMES, and BOSH 1...they have what it takes to get back to the SCENE of the CRIME.

Not only do the HEAT have HATERS around the GLOBE they have the one GUY who could MOTIVATE DEAD PEOPLE....SORRY for the reference...in OLE RILES himself...HEAT PRESIDENT of EVERYTHING HEAT including CONCEESIONS and PARKING...Mr. KENTUCKY WILDCAT himself....PAT RILEY. So for the GUYS who were on the ROSTER last season just seeing RILEY around the FACILITY everywhere is MOTIVATION enough. A stone-cold calculated WIN-AT-All-COST kinda Coach and PRESIDENT. The HEAT know what's at STAKE now for the 2011-12 season with their MANTRA being.....FIGHT...or all the FANS of 305 will CRY.

The Overwhelming FAVORITES to get to the LARRY O'BRIEN Trophy....the HEAT have simple 2 of the TOP 3 PLAYERS in the ASSOCIATION and perhaps NUMERO UNO in LeBRON JAMES aka KING JAMES or QUEEN JAMES depending on who you talk to.

Just in case you were ever wondering if KING JAMES was the PERFECT NBA PLAYER well in the NBA Finals not only did he look like at times the 4th or 5th best player on the FLOOR he deferred to WADE COUNTY and BOSH 1. That might have been the most SHOCKING TELL TALE Sign on KING JAMES. Never once did he defer to anyone in CUYAHOGA COUNTY OHIO much less make the PLAY. So LEBRON 305 2.0 Edition must improve or those HATERS will be right back on SOUTH BEACH telling everyone I told you KING JAMES was a BUM.

But JAMES' shortcomings only added to the FOLLOWERS of PERHAPS the BEST PLAYER in the GAME as well...Dwayne WADE aka WADE COUNTY and the only CHAMPIONSHIP in MIAMI the artist formerly known as FLASH, what SHAQfu called him, didn't disappoint.

I have been telling NBA Heads for years that WADE COUNTY is something else and for all you detractors there is nothing in his game this DUDE can't do.....nothing..and his SQUEEZE is reportedly Gabrielle UNION aka RIELLE....you know who she is MIKE LOWERY's CHICK on BAD BOYS 2....and Marcus BURNETT's (Martin LAWRENCE) Sister SID. Heck WADE probably has in his I-POD somewhere that LUDACRIS REMIX....MY CHICK BAD ..MY CHICK HOOD..you better get somewhere BLUEDUDE HEADS..ARE you NOT ENTERTAINED?

Having said all that the so called 3rd OPTION on the HEAT is quite a player himself its just that WADE and JAMES are so spectacular it SEEMS like BOSH is the FAT GIRL around 2 HELLA BAD DIPS. Not that he is not flawed.....

CRYING like a PUNK on NATIONAL TV because they lost the FINALS..this isn't your SENIOR YEAR in HIGH SCHOOL FOOL.....STOP BLOOOODY CRYING with all that CARNIVAL CRUISE LINE DUCKETTS.

And confronting ESPN's Skip BAYLESS about being called BOSH SPICE..the BLUEDUDE calls your little SENSITIVE A** that all the TIME and if you come at me I am going to the GLOVE BOX....LOL. But BOSH ATE the BULLS and who ever they put in front of him and he didn't disappoint when it came to WINNING TIME...the DALLAS LINCOLN HS and RAMBLIN' WRECK Alum ROSE UP like KING JAMES couldn't and wouldn't.

Enough of Miami THRICE let's check out the SUPPORTING CAST for the HEAT and if they win a CHIP it will be in large part of what the GUYS do outside of the BIG 3....OCEAN DRIVE Ensemble.

2011-12 BOYZ of 305:

G Mario CHALMERS
G Norris COLE Rookie CLEVELAND STATE
G Dwayne WADE aka WADE COUNTY
G Terrell HARRIS Rookie OK STATE
G/F Shane BATTIER
G/F Derrick BYARS
G Eddie HOUSE

F LeBron JAMES aka KING JAMES
F CHris BOSH aka CB 1
F Udonis HASLEM aka U D
F Juwan HOWARD played with BIG E and UNSELD at CAP Centre for BULLETS
F James JONES
F Mike MILLER aka M&M PLAIN

C Dexter PITTMAN
C Eddy CURRY yes that EDDY Mr. F*** YOU MAN not ED, EDD, EDDY
C Joel ANTHONY
C Michael GLADNESS Rookie ALBAMA A&M the BLUEDUDE's ALMA MATER

And they are Coached by one of the more scrutinized 1st YEAR NBA Caches in HISTORY Coach SPO who has a staff that has been in tact through the BABY JORDAN, Willie BURTON, Glen RICE, Bimbo COLES, and Rony SIEKALY Days in 305..with COACH ROTHSTEIN, COach McADOO, and Coach ASKINS.

The CARNIVAL CRUISE LINE QUESTION of the DAY...CAn the HEAT beat the HEAT as in the BULLS, MAGIC, HAWKS, KNICKS, and who ever else the EASTERN Conference throws at the BOYZ from 305.....that answer is TBD.

NOTE: the OWNER of the HEAT is CEO and FOUNDER of CARNIVAL Cruise LINE Micky ARISON...GOT SHIPS?....PLENTY

the CAMPAIGN of UNFINISHED BUSINESS starts now for the HEAT........LET's GET IT