Oct 20, 2011

10/20/2011 01:02:00 PM
Back at the Old BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK Package Store for one of my 2 TOP Aisles in the PACKAGE STORE. AISLE 2G, for TWO GUARDS aka SHOOTING GUARDS, has some of my best stuff in the HOUSE.

Some of these ITEMS you will only find in the GLASS CASE and will need PACKAGE STORE Assistance to get a KEY and open the CASE for you. In that CASE is some of the BEST PLAYERS in the ASSOCIATION and you can beg to differ but the BLUEDUDE is the OWNER and I put in my STORE what I want.

I have already explained how everything is classified except the GLASS CASE. The CASE is for ONLY my HIGHEST Priced and Most carefully Put together BRANDS out there as you will see in the BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK PACKAGE Store's Top 2011-12 NBA Shooting GUARDS.

NOTE Press Time the NBA PLAYERS n OWNERS are in MEDIATION so the STORE might be Open before December 1, 2011.

GLASS CASE Shooting GUARDS in any order:

Dwayne WADE aka WADE COUNTY aka WADE VSOheat: One of the TOP BRANDS in the WHOLE STORE. There might be One or Two Brands ahead of him. If you ask the BLUEDUDE right now I would say the #1 PLAYER on his TEAM and the #1 Player I would have to SHOOT The ROCK in the Deciding Play and that includes the BLACK MAMBA of STAPLES. Excellent Off the DRIBBLE, an array of shots going GLASS, virtually impossible to deal with in transition and the OPEN Floor, and his mid-range game is 2nd to none. There is a REASON why he takes the LAST SHOTS for the HEAT and TEAM USA's National Team. In the GLASS CASE only at the BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK's Package Store.....WADEVSOheat.....SPECIAL YAC.

Kobe BRYANT aka the BLACK MAMBA aka KOBE the XV: Has come down a little like all the GREAT Ones do with AGE. But like a FINE COGNAC...KOVE XV is and always behind the COUNTER in the GLASS CASE. Not as EXPLOSIVE as he once was but His IQ alone gets him ahead of over 90% of the Off Guards in the LEAGUE. Sets players up with an array of moves from Footwork, to Shot Fakes, and out thinking the defender in front of him. You ask yourself after WADE County who else would you have taking the Game-Winning Shot...it has to be the BLACK MAMBA. This will be like last season wasn't....the LAST RUN for KOBE to the Larry O'Brien.....REAL TALK.

NOTE: the KOBE VII by NIKE is due to release on December 2, 2011

Moving to the END CAP or Middle SHELF:
NOTE: the END CAP is a really Good Brand not worthy of a GLASS CASE though.....

Manu GINOBLI aka NU NU aka GINatina: My First IMPORT in the STORE....Like a Good Bottle of BUMPY FACE...GIN that is....MANU GINOBLI who some may classify as a SMALL FORWARD is an ELITE IMPORT Brand. Plays with Organized RECKLESS Abandon
and like its namesake....he has a BUMPY GAME. Really Crafty with the ORANGE as well as excellent but very unorthodox ways of getting to the RIM and getting off shots. If you ask POPS (SPURS Coach Gregg POPPOVICH) , DUNC, or TP they will all tell you MANU is are Game Changer and CLUTCH Shooter..WE WANT the BALL in his hands and he delivers.

JOE JOHNSON aka JO JO aka J & J Brandy: Smooth like Brandy and SMOOTH OPERATOR by SADE....is J J. Johnson is a Big-Sized TWO Guard with an excellent handle and the only knock on him is he FLOATS and will move to the Back Seat too much and in the Package Store will have to put this ITEM on SALE or CLEARANCE. Beside a few flaws and every player has them including QUEEN JAMES of 305....JJ can play 1-3 and guard these position as well. An excellent ball-handler, Deep Range as a shooter, a nice Post-Up game, very good passer, and can rebound for his position well.

Bottom SHELF and possibly the END CAP:

Andre IGOUDALA aka IGGY aka A I 2.0 aka AROC like CIROC: Not the Custom Potato Vodka but a GRAPE Vodka a new twist in the GAME. His Strength obviously is his SIZE, ATHLETICISM, and Defense. His knock is his ball-handling and SHOOTING. So there in lies the 2 biggest FLAWS that enable him from becoming an END CAPPER or Middle Shelf.

Ray ALLEN aka SUGAR RAY (from BRAND JORDAN Fame) aka Jesus SHUTTLESWORTH aka ALLENotic: Mix this Two Guard with the GREEN TEAM you have the INCREDIBLE HULK. Maybe the BEST Shooter of all-time in the NBA. As Textbook of a STROKE you will ever see on any level. A little older now but the C's play GOOD TEAM DEFENSE and RONDO is his MATE....RAY is GOOD. Still a DEADLY Dagger-Type Player who just keeps his Body and MIND Sound. Ray might be a member of the BUCK ROGERS and the 25th Century Team. The ALLENotic BIG BOOTLE is in the GLASS CASE as well.....HMMMMMMMM..that;s how good IT can be

Eric GORDON aka AIR GORDON aka GORDON's Vodka: Will be a mainstay in LA and for the CLIPPERS. A perfect compliment to the BLAKEshow in the CLIPjoint. Can get it from Deep and can finish on the break. The only shortcomings are his BALL-HANDLING and Defense...which should be way better at his size at the 2. Maybe Middle Shelf one day..never an END CAP though


Monta ELLIS aka MISSISSIPPI Lightning aka TA aka MONTAgne: A good Champagne almost good enough to keep on the MIDDLE SHELF but wavering a little and it's COMPANY..the GOLDEN STATE Warriors might get rid of it...so MONTAgne is in a holding PATTERN. Very quick and explosive 2, under-sized but can get to the RIM and create on virtually anyone. The knock on TA is can you WIN with him and is he a ME FIRST Guy. look for the WARRIORS to discontinue MONTAgne and replace it with something more compatible to the SPECIAL BREW...STEPH they unveiled a couple of years back.

Kevin MARTIN aka K-MART 2 aka MARTini MIX: A good mixer for the ELITE Brands above. K-MART is a mix of Good Shooter, very quick, deceptive ball-handling, and pretty good defender. The only knock on K-MART is that he gives you scoring and NO Assists or Rebounding...NONE. Look for him to be on the Bottom Shelf and Stay there. What you see is what you get here.

Jason RICHARDSON aka J-RICH aka WILD Jason-ROSE: Like Richard's WILD IRISH ROSE.....been around for years and is a Good compliment in TRADES or Stop Gaps. The PACKAGE Store uses it for Quick Hitter and Close-out sales.

Brandon ROY aka BROY7 aka House BROY7andy; Used to be are best Bargain Brandy. A Top Flight everyone likes 2 Guard until the INJURIES. Don't know if BROY7andy can survive in its tough times. Only time will tell and is WELCOMED back when a GOOD BRAND again.

There you have it and the reason why AISLE 2G is one of my STRONGEST because of KOBE and WADE COUNTY. they supersede an otherwise WEAK GROUP. But those 2....WADE VSOheat and KOBE the XV...are 2 of the TOP Selling Brands at the BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK's Package Store.

Next Up AISLE 3SF....the DURANTULA and KING JAMES

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