Oct 26, 2011

10/26/2011 06:37:00 PM
Still building out in the Old PACKAGE Store and this AISLE 3SF is the BLUEDUDE'S Favorite because it has the Top BRANDS in the STore reside in this AISLE. Like that Brand out of the 305 you know the BOTTOM My M I YA-YO. Then you have that Brand in the middle of OKLAHOMA that's as smooth as silk and built like a POWER BALANCE Bracelet. Then the BRAND out of GOTHAM CITY......just like its NAMESAKE but the opposite on the Court.....a BIG BULLY if I ever saw one.

We have been through all the different Shelves in the STORE and the Different Areas such as the GLASS CASE and End Caps. Well these individuals are located all over the STORE because they are VITAL to the PACKAGE STROE's Growth in every day business.

Tonight We will have a TASTING or ROASTING or even a POW WOW on who the BLUEDUDE'S Package STORE has listed and at what listing.

Meet and Greet the Best BRANDS in the PACKAGE STORE...the 2011-12 Top NBA Small Forwards:

Remember these BRANDS are located all over the STORE and no need and getting assistance they are staring you in the GRILL.

1.LeBron JAMES aka KING JAMES aka KING 305 in the PACKAGE STORE: King JAMES used to be the most difficult Player to guard in the association until MAVS Assistant and Defensive GURU DeWAYNE CASY, now the RAPTORS Head Man, unleashed his KING JAMES RULES and slowed the OHIO Native down in the 2011 NBA FINALS.

Now in the OIPEN COURT he is UNSTOPPABLE like a LOCOMOTIVE with NO BRAKES and Denzel WASHINGTON chose not to STOP this one. He is a Fabulous PASSER as he sees the FLOOR like MAGIC.....his HANDLE is good enough to be on OCAEN DRIVE and WASHINGTON Street at High Noon on Saturday Afternoon on July 4th Weekend....that good.

The one knock on KING JAMES is that in a half- court set you van really slow him down as he is not as comfortable operating in that format. The MAVS put him on Front STreet and when it was time to PERFORM he was exposed and deferred to his partners in crime WADE COUNTY and CB1. Another knock on JAMES is he settles for too many Jump Shots as he is just telling folks he has no real GO-TO Move facing up or his back to the basket. And loves to go LEFT even though he shoots right.

MINUS all those SHORTCOMINGS he is the BEST SMALL FORWARD in the PACKAGE STORE and the most PHYSICALLY Gifted which on most night is the biggest difference in JAMES and his Opponents.

2. Kevin DURANT aka K D aka the DURANTULA aka DURANT 66 aka the PLASTIC MAN 2K11 aka KD MIXER in the Package Store: Yhe only reason KIN JAMES gets the nod over KD is JAMES' Physical Prowess outside of that MEET the #1 Guy the BLUEDUDE would start a Franchise with hands down.

The NBA is based on Open Looks and and an OPEN GAME and K D is effortless in his SHOT with unlimited Range and a WICKED HANDLE for someone listed at 6'10" and trapped in an ELITE Shooting Guards Game. KD can get you 25 in a quarter and when the game is on the LINE and takes a backseat to NO ONE even his sometimes knucklehead POINT GOD WESTBROOK.

DURANT showed off his ability this past summer by putting up 66 in the EBC Rucker PARK NYC Game and when you take your GAME to the RUCKER you put yourself in a situation where if you don't perform....you will be BLOGGIN' with the BLUEDUDE sooner rather than later. KD is that DUDE.....and CHOCOLATE CITY's Finest Brand

3. Carmelo ANTHONY aka 'MELO aka the BIG BULLY aka the BMORE Genuine Draft in the PACKAGE STORE: To the BLUEDUDE...the BEST All-Around Scorer in the NBA. At nearly 6'9" 250 plus EL BEES...'MELO can get from the ARC...take the MIDGET in the POST and take him cash...get a BIG out TOP and get his lunch money...and when its CRUNCH TIME.....BUTTA...an absolute MONSTER.

The Knocks on 'MELO are Rebounding and Defense and that's why I look at the KNICKS and wonder can they Become an ELITE Team in the NBA because their 2 Best Players don't REbound nor pLay D like they should. The BLUEDUDE will never SUGAR COAT anything...I tell it like it is..they make a lot of money and they have BIG FLAWS like other STARS.

NOW is 'MELO an ELITE TALENT...TOP 10 in my BOOK because the LEAGUE is based on GETTING BUCKETS at WINNING TIME and the LIST is a SHORT one and 'MELO is at the TOP with his ARSENAL.

The Other TIER of SMALL FORWARDS....because it DROPS off considerably after those TOP 3....in any ORDER

Danny GRANGER aka the NAPTOWN Strangler aka GRANGER ICE in the PACKAGE STORE: Smooth and as of press time only running up on the AGE of 27. A smooth 3 point shooting and can get to the rim with anyone Small Forward.

Gerald WALLACE aka G-DUB aka ALABAMA MIXER: He mixes with anything. He gets you rebounds, he defends, finishes on the break with the best of them, an occassianlly will hit the THREE....a coach's dream and the BLAZERS love him

Luol DENG aka LOU aka LOUchill: Is the PERFECT 3rd Option on a CHAMPIONSHIP Caliber outfit. An underrated Defender as well and his LENGTH on the DEFENSIVE END and the BREAK makes him a really good and efficient Small Forward.

Rudy GAY aka B-MORE's FINEST: Only RUDY played the Defensive END halfway like he plays the Offensive End..the GRIZZLIES would almost be as good as the THUNDER..real talk. A gifted Small Forward with BIG TIME Ability...it's up to RUDY what he wants to be....an ALL-STAR...or TOP 10 in the NBA for years to come he is that talented

Paul PIERCE aka the TRUTH aka INGLEWOOD's FINEST: P2 is what NIKE BRAND calls him.....still a tough cover when he is going..AGE is catching up with him but can still get you on most nights 20 plus and ten C's are of TEAM DEFENSE....

Josh SMITH aka josh SMIFFFF aka J-SMOOVE: I think if he can get out of ATLANTA his Hometown....he can do way more. Supremely talented and just a MONSTER athletically.....he right now doesn't know WHEN to say WHEN in key moments in the game.

Andre IGUODALA aka IGGY aka A I 2.0: A misplaced ITEM in the PACKAGE STORE I still think he belongs in AISLE 2G but can defend with the best of them and needs to be with a Contender so they can use him in that sense.

Nicolas BATUM aka the FRENCHMAN: Sneaky Smooth....plays off of PORTLAND's Guards and PF LaMarcus ALDRIDGE and is a perfect compliment to both parties. Excellent defender as well and is capable of filling up the STAT SHEET on most nights.

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