the PACKAGE STORE ..AISLE 4PF..2011-12 TOP NBA Power Forwards..the BLAKEshow..STAT..K-LOVE...L.A. from the BLAZERS

The BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK PACKAGE Store is back and we have maybe the BEST of the BEST in the NBA on display in this AISLE.

Imagine a STORE filled with K-LOVE from 10K LAKES, the BLAKEshow at STAPLES Blue n Red, Standing Tall And Talented (STAT) from BROADWAY, L.A. (LaMarcus ALDRIDGE) from RIP CITY, and of course the GERMANATOR, the DIGGLER, DIRTY, the one and only DIRKILISCIOUS...Dirk NOWITZKI carrying nothin' but DUETSCH MARKS baby.

We have already in the OCTOBER 2011 Archives Got GROCERIES in AISLE 1 with NBA POINT GODS led by D-WILL 5, CP3, and D-Rose 1, then a FEW SNIPERS in the GLASS Cases for 2 GUARDS like WADE COUNTY 305 and the BLACK MAMBA at STAPLES Purple n GOLD, and at the COUNTER for the #1 NBA Item in the PACKAGE STORE KING JAMES at Small Forward followed closely by 'MELO of the BIG GRANNY SMITH and K.D. aka the DURANTULA from the OK CORRAL in OK CITY.

LIGHTS OFF....Everyone STAND UP....look at the BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK JUMBOTRON (not the LIONS TE Brandon PETTIGREW)...it's time to MEET and GREET the 2011-12 TOP NBA Power Forwards in AISLE 4PF in the PACKAGE STORE:

1. Dirk NOWITZKI MAVERICKS an IMPORT ITEM...aka the DIGGLER, DIRTY (when he played with NASH it was DIRTY and NASTY), the GERMANATOR, aka DIRKILISCIOUS: What can he do for an ENCORE. He passed the HICK from FRENCH LICK Larry LEGEND and Mr. CELTIC Larry BIRD on the NBA Scoring List last season but DIRK is VERIFIED NOW and not that he needed to be.

The WORLD CHAMPS are in BIG D due in LARGE PART to the 7' Foot Unorthodox SNIPER mixed with a SMALL FORWARD and Power Forward Game and shoot like some of the BEST SNIPERS at the 2 in the Association.

DIRK who has now added a BACK to the BASKET Game....is almost unguardable with that FADE AWAY Shot from virtually anywhere inside the ARC. And the ONE FOOT SHOTS that is part of his regular Shooting Regiment is so OFF the CHARTS he might want to get it PATENTED. Undoubtedly the #1 Big Forward in the LEAGUE and now he has even more help in the BUTLER (CARON BUTLER and the SPANIARD (RUDY FERNANDEZ).

2. Kevin LOVE T'WOLVES aka K-LOVE of 10K LAKES: If your UNCLE was part of the BEACH BOYS and your DAD played in the ABA would you be this good. A rebounding Machine who can also STRETCH the DEFENSE with the MONEY BALL from DEEP. Not the BIGGEST of BIG FORWARDS but maybe the STRONGEST HANDS of any one at this position.

The T'WOLVES hit a GRAND SLAM with LOVE and now they have the SPANISH Version of a Poor Man's PISTOL PETE in RICKY RUBIO on TEAM 10K LAKES....LOVE's Offensive Production should even get more of a BOOST.

3. Zach RANDOLPH GRIZZLIES aka Z-BO: He didn't need a stellar PERFORMANCE in LAST Year's NBA Playoffs to be VERIFIED as one of the BEST LOW-POST Scorers in the NBA. But Last Season's Run in WINNING TIME didn't hurt.

Another Unorthodox LEFT-HANDED back to the BASKET and FACE you UP Killah with an ARRAY of NIFTY MOVES around the BASKET. You must DOUBLE Z_BO and if you don't you will pay dearly (ASK the SPURS). Also a OFFENSIVE REBOUNDING Machine and a perfect fit to MARC GASOL the Center for the GRIZ. Now they add RUDY GAY to them 2.....HOW the WEST maybe WON.

4a. Chris BOSH HEAT aka C-BOSH1 aka BOSH SPICE: Took a lot of HEAT for not showing up in some games but you have to give BOSH Credit. This is the 1st Time in his career where he was the 3rd Option. In HIGH SCHOOL at DALLAS TX Power LINCOLN HS he was the MAN and VALEDICTORIAN. AT the RAMBLIN' WRECK of TECH he was a 1st TEAM ALL-ACC Selection and 1 and done. And for the RAPTORS and TONY MONTANA ...TONY MONTANA..he was the #1 Option as well. So there is an adjustment there.

Now having said all that BOSH is more of a FACE-UP Mid RANGE...sometimes take you off the DRIBBLE TYPE that occasionally plays liike his Body Type....SOFT. Bur ask the BULLS if he is SOFT...he lit them up REPEATEDLY and they had no answer for him. Now that BOSH has made the Proper ADJUSTMENTS the 305 BOYZ should be even more DANGEROUS in 2011-12.

4b. Blake GRIFFIN CLIPPERS aka the BLAKEshow: The most athletic BIG FORWARD to come into the LEAGUE since Amare STOUDAMIRE and BLAKE is even more athletic than STAT. He would be higher on this list but plays no POST D and relies on athleticism like most young players do when the come into the NBA.

BLAKE has an array of post moves and is very comfortable FACING -UP and Getting to the BASKET than taking TARGET Practice from Mid-Range. But on the BREAK plays above the SHOT CLOCK and you just have to make sure you throw the ORANGE u there where the DEFENDERS can't get the ROCK.

The CLIPPERS are in a good place on and off the FLOOR with BLAKE as the LAKESHOW is about to STAGE LEFT....the CITY of ANGELS needs another MEGA-STAR and they have one in L.A. Blue n Red.

4c. Amare STOUDAMIRE KNICKS aka STAT: Has really added to his over all game in the past few seasons as most guys like HIM and the BLAKEshow learn...NBA TEAMS will take away all that ABOVE the RIM Stuff sooner or later so what else is in that BAG of TRICKS.

STAT with MELO for the KNICKS will be a force because of his FACE-UP Arsenal from Mid-Range and in. And 'MELO on most night might have 2 running at him STAT should be able to do a lot of DAMAGE in the PAINT as well. Look for STAT's Rebounding to increase as he and MELO will shares that DUTY.

The KNICKS need to get a serviceable BIG at the 5 so that STAT can man his natural SPOT at the 4 to get MAXIMUM Productivity out of STAT.

7. LaMArcus ALDRIDGE TRAILBLAZERS aka L.A.: Huge Numbers last season due to the FACT that Both CENTERS were out in ODEN and PRYZBILLA. But not taking anything away from L.A...he is a DYNAMIC underrated BIG FORWARD that can hurt you in so many ways.

From SEAGOVILLE TEXAS right outside of BIG D...L.A. has expanded his game from 15 feet and out to about 18 feet as well as a TURNAROUND JUMPER he has always had and excellent footwork with his back to the BASKET. He is the BLOCK the BLAZERS will build around in the FUTURE and his future is bright. The BLUEDUDE though out of all the ALL-STAR Game Snubs...he was the Biggest as he carried the BLAZERS all the way to the NBA PLAYOFFS will all those INJURIES.

8. PAU GASOL LAKESHOW aka the SPANIARD: Still a very good BIG FORWARD and maybe the MSOT SKILLED Offesnsively but as brittle as PEANUT BUTTER Brittle. He may be the one piece the LAKERS might move come DECEMBER 9th 2011.

9. Josh SMITH HAWKS aka J-SMOOVE: WHat will the HAWKS do with their enginamtic Forward. SMITH shows flashes at times that he is a TOP FLIGHT PF and then other times he looks like a ROOKIE with his descisons. He could also be on the MOVE December 9th 2011.

10. Paul MILSAP JAZZ aka SAP: What a find for the JAZZ a few years back. Playing Undersized it's just HIS WILLINGNESS to go all out and a unique skill set that allows him to play like a chameelion...the BIG 3 and the small 4. He has played so well he was awarded an NICE CONTRACT and the JAZZ made BOOZER Expendable when the decided that MILSAP was their guy at the 4.

OTHERS of NOTE.....

Tim DUNCAN SPURS FATHER TIME has caught up with him

Kevin GARNETT CELTICS DITTO...and remember KG played all them MEANINGLESS MINUTES with a T'WOLVES Organization that was
going nowhere.

DAVID LEE WARRIORS Hard-Worker that should fit ACTION-JACKSON's New Philosophy out in the bay

Carlos BOOZER BULLS Just didn't do what many expected him to do in WINNING TIME for the BULLS

Luis SCOLA ROCKETS UNDERRATED as anyone on the whole list he maybe the BEST ALL AROUND ROCKETS Player

Lamar ODOM LAKESHOW aka LO 7 aka LAM LAM: Would be higher on this list but he is SOMETIMES with all those years in the LEAGUE.

Elton BRAND 76ERS INJURIES and just playing on above average teams at best have taken their toll on this 20-10 MACHINE and former #1 Overall Pick coming out of DUKE