A BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK DOUBLE SHOT....SPORTS SHORTS take 5 and CSI BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK...the HAPPY HOUR Edition

Imagine that....MONSTER Energy Drink meets RED BULL ENERGY Drink....How 'bout the LAKESHOW Roster and the CLIPjoint ROSTER together as 1....or even the G-MEN and the J-E-T-S together on a 53-man roster to become a SUPER GRANNY SMITH Of a Team.

Now we have the 1st ever BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK DOUBLE TAKE.....SPORTS SHORTS Take 5 and CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION together like like VICK, NNAMDI, RODGERS-CROMARTIE, and McCOY as the DREAM TEAM or the MUST-WIN EAGLES in WEEK 11.

Let's get it CRACK-A-LACKIN on BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK aka SPORTS Blog Smurf:

CRIME SCENE...WACO TEXAS....EUGENE OREGON....TALLAHASSEE FLORIDA....OXFORD MISSISSIPPI....and RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA:

WHAT do all the cities represent....COLLEGE CAMPUSES...you know HIGHER LEARNING....and one other thing....a BCS BID on the CHEECH and CHONG Watch...UP IN SMOKE.

WACO TEXAS....the #5 BOOMER SOONER knew better....if they keep winning they would be right back in it...and they couldn't. Enter BAYLOR QB Robert GRIFFITH III and everything else is history. Now with the 45-38 Loss at the hands of the BEARS of BAYLOR....what now....MAYBE BCS....MAYBE SHREVESPORT LA in DECEMBER.

EUGENE OREGON....I knew when MEN of TROY Defensive GURU Monte KIFFIN said earlier in the WEEK, " I don't know how you STOP THEM( referring to the DUCKS of OREGON) they are so FAST we definately have our work cut out ". BULL**** KIFFIN...you knew exactly what OREGON was going to do and they fell for that BULL***A** Quote of yours....FOOLS. Now the DUCKS are done as are the CARDINALS of STANFORD.

TALLAHASSEE FLORIDA....the WAHOOS of VIRGINIA come in and beat the 'NOLES in Doak CAMBPELL STADIUM.....SEMINOLES DUNZO

OXFORD MISSISSIPPI...LSU sent the REBELS and the ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS coaches down their and try to get some TAPE on the TIGERS so the next opponent. LSU dismantled the REBEL by a lot.

RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA....DID CLEMSON even try to show up?....NO

SPORTS SHORTS Take 5...............the MAIZE and BLUE tackle BIG RED and the WOLVERINES might be BCS Bound. MLB to start testing for HGH.

LAKERS matt BARNES reportedly kicking it with Eva LONGORIA.............