Jun 21, 2012

6/21/2012 11:57:00 AM
Squeeze the Orange Playbook has to take on a whole new meaning as they prepare for battle in a Elimination Game in the 2012 Logo Finals.

The Thunder have been playing Above and Beyond the call of Duty to get this far but have hit a wall. Now it is time to pull out all the Stops and they need ALL HANDS on DECK.

Operation STOP the PARADE and SWIM Goggles in Team WHITE HOT Locker Room...effective immediately with a backup plan of Operation THUNDER and Lightning on Sector 305.

THUNDER

1. Mindset....leave the Hotel as though your going back to Thunder Alley with more games to play.

2. Motivation....Look outside the Charter Bus on the Way to AA 305 and look at White Hot Nation celebrating as though you should have called the Commissioner David J. Stern and told him everyone on Thunder Alley has the Elimination Bug.

3. LeBricks...sorry Skip Bayless I had to use one of  your "I Hate King James Words" but the Thunder must make King James shoot J's and they become LeBricks.

4. Family...Play for them because on the Road that's all you have an you don't want to let Family down...right?

5. Heat Dancers...look at them during introductions....they think it is over too...the eyes are wondering and wide as though the Heat Dancers will shut down Club Mansions until Sunrise.

6. Zebras...don't let the Officials play a part as they won't but don't let your emotions become involved with the Zebras. Be Nice and you might get a Blow here and there in your favor.

7. In Lead Man Scotty Brooks WE TRUST....stick to what got you here don't change. Follow the Game Plan and Do your Job.

8. Durant 66, Uncle Russ, and now Invisible Game James 1 of 1...go down with nothing left in the Chamber because if you take them back to OK City with No Games left....you can't use them. I need 20 Plus Shots from each of you and maybe Invisible game James 1 of 1 can get his other name back. James Worthy has to be sick at his Knock Off Version in Thunder Blue.


9. You Hate the City of Miami Employees...make them take off all that Plywood they have on the Buildings with no Celebration after Game 5. NeedOTPay?

10. WIN...at all costs you must get a W as there is no Tomorrow and if you lose the Sun won't shine on you. You have Family, a Whole State, Young People, Apparel Companies, Scooby Doo Companies among others you cannot let down. Honor Thunder Alley as you are Soldiers of Thunder Alley now let's get this W and get back to OK City.

Operation STOP the Parade and SWIM Goggles is sponsored by Mary J. Blige..Not Gon' Cry No More.



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