JAWS of 007 Fame eats it...SUPERMAN of MOUSE Town put a STICKER on it....K-LOVE 10K Lakes OWNS it...Top LOGO Glass EATERS at All-STAR BREAK

You have to WANT IT to do it and there is a SCIENCE to it. Its called DO YOU have a BIG enough VALENTINE to get after it and every team wishes they had one. The 2011-12 Top LOGO GLASS Eaters or REBOUNDERS as they call them at the 2012 All-Star Break.

Do you remember guys like Gus HONEYCOMB JOHNSON, Connie the HAWK HAWKINS, Moses MALONE, Dennis the WORM RODMAN, and Ben WALLACE to name a few on the GLASS every night no matter MAKE or MISS...WIN or LOSE...a MAN has to DO what a man has to do.

Now we have the NEW BREED and interesting one but led by a guy who just knows EVERY BALL is his and I have my APPROACH to REBOUNDING as SOUND as a NAVY SKILL in TRAINING. Meet Kevin LOVE of the Minnesota TIMBERWOLVES aka the 10K LAKE BOYZ. A man possessed on the GLASS at both ends every night he laces them up.

Now let's meet and see the NUMBERS of the LOGO's TOP GLASS Eaters at ALL-STAR Break 2012:

1. SUPERMAN of MOUSE TOWN MAGIC ( 15.3 REBS per ): It shouldn't surprise you that a man who once put a STICKER on the TOP of the GLASS in a ALL-STAR Slam Dunk Contest leads the LOGO in BOARDS. Just on ATHLETICISM alone DWIGHT can get you at least 10 every night.

2. K-LOVE of 10K LAKES ( 14.2 REBS per ): Just based on his measurables he is typical of a GUY who has honed his CRAFT of REBOUNDING. Making it his SCIENCE Project while others watch K-LOVE of 10K LAKES he teaches every single night. He may have the BEST MITTS in the LOGO as well to.

3. DREW of the LAKEshow ( 12.8 REBS per ): Turning himself into the 2nd BEST Center in the LOGO is some feat considering one of his TEAMMATES was having a RANT one summer at a local L.A. GROCER about how inept DREW BYNUM was and we should get rid of him. HEY KOBE...HOW DOES DREW's A** TASTE.

4. Anderson VAREJAO the BRAZILIAN Bear CAVS ( 11.5 REBS per ): Since KING JAMES left town and left behind a Pretty good talent in the MIDDle....now VAREJAO gets to show off his real talent..EATING GLASS. His SCIENCE is based on what all players should do in the LOGO but DO NOT...HUSTLE. That's it plain and simple just get after the ORANGE and every night he gets the CAVS EXTRA Possessions that may have a DIRECT outcome on who WINS and LOSES.

5a. DeMarcus COUSINS aka BIG CUZ SACtown KINGS ( 11.3 REBS per ): He was a MAN in HIGH SCHOOL as he and UTAH JAZZ Power Forward Derrick FAVORS were 1A and 1B in the US coming out. If someone can get to BIG CUZ and get him to GROW UP a little the SKY is the LIMIT and he could easily be in the TOP 5 BIG MAN in the LOGO HANDS Down. But we have heard this one before....WHAT IF.

5b. the BLAKEshow CLIPjoint L.A. ( 11.3 REBS per ): Well if you DUNK EVERYTHING you see why can't you REBOUND it to. BLAKE DUNKS....BLAKE REBOUNDS...BLAKE REBOUNDS...BLAKE DUNKS. If you really look at the STATS he should be higher than just a little over 11 per game. As ATHLETIC as any Power Forward will ever get in the LOGO just BLAKICULOUS.

7. the SPANIARD Pau of the LAKEshow ( 10.7 REBS per ): His LENGTH alone gets him at least half of those boards. Then playing with DREW Bynum will get you another half and then we are at 10 BOARDS.....SIMPLE MATHEMATICS here. He n DREW make up for the #1 GLASS EATING Duo in the LOGO at ALL-STAR Break.

8. K-HUMPS KIM K's EX SQUEEZE NETS ( 10.5 REBS per ): He may not be able to KEEP KIM K but he can EAT GLASS with the BEST of them. HUMPS has been doing this for awhile and not it is more noticeable because he is in the EYE of the KARDASHIAN. O top of that just listening to DUDE on the K-SHOW he is SQUARE so all he has is BALL and REBOUNDING.

9. Marcin GORTAT the POLISH Rifle in the VALLEY of the SUN ( 10.3 REBS per ): He was playing behind SUPERMAN of MOUSE Town for the longest and the MAGIC knew it and so did a lot of other TEAMS. Just think if the MAGIC could have PAID HIM....and move Ryan ANDERSON to the THREE and just play ZONE a lot....the MAGIC would be points behind the WEST SIDE STORY Report and the 305 BOYZ.

10. David LEE aka D-LEE of the GATEWAY ARCH ( 10.0 REBS per ): He outworks the OPPOSITION on every possession. It is LEE's sheer desire and determination to get the ORANGE and I will get to it by any means necessary. He has been doing this since his days in GAINESVILLE and in GOTHAM CITY.

OTHERS of NOTE that don't eat GLASS but EAT the SHAVINGS......

Lil GASOL BEALE STREET
JO of the WEST SIDE STORY Report
G-MONROE of MOTOR City Fame
the CAMBY MAN RIP City Fame
TYSON GOTHAM City
BIG Hibbert PACERland
J-SMOOVE 5 Peach DROP CLICK
NOTE: Rebounding Stats from NBA.com.........