NFL FREE AGENT NEWS...VY, PLAX, BUSH to 305....BEARS trade OLSEN.....HAYNESWORTH n OCHOCINCO in FOXBORO.... and more

What another wild day in the NFL with more trades, acquisitions, and TALK. There were a FEW Surprises out there an there is some work left to be done as all the DOMINOES have not fallen.

SCENE.........Foxboro MASS........Bengals trade outspoken and outgoing WR Chad OCHOCINCO to the PATRIOTS for a DRAFT Picks. And #85 was just a CAP Casualty to the BENGALS.
DT Albert HAYNESWORTH gets a fresh start as he will join OCHOCINCO in FOXBORO and man the middle of the PATRIOTS 4-3. Can you imagine HAYNESWORTH and WILFORK in the MIDDLE of that Defensive Line......That's enough ASS for NEELY'S BBQ to serve a FRIDAY Opening from start to FINISH....and nothing 86ed. The REDSKINS and their FANS were like GOOD RIDDENS......enough is enough.

SCENE..........the BOTTOM......305......MI M I YAYO......the DOLPHINS pick up Reggie BUSH in a TRADE right before the SAINTS were due to either decide to keep him or MOST LIKELY CUT HIM.....there was a SUITOR. Now the FINS have BUSH and the NOMADIC ONE....RUN RICKY RUN....WILLIAMS.....ESPN 30 for 30...that was a GOOD ONE.

SCENE..........the DESERT......Phoenix AZ.....the CARDS finally make a TRADE for their MAN.....QB Kevin KOLB of the EAGLES.....but they lose another STAR on Defense in CB Dominique RODGERS-CROMARTIE.....the TENNESSEE STATE one.....and CUZ to Antonio CROMARTIE who still has to find a JOB. The CARDS pay KOLB 5 years $63 Million and $21 Million Guaranteed......See you PHILLY.

SCENE......BROAD STREET........PHILLY P A.....well EAGLES TRAINING COMPLEX......NO D-JACK in sight...but guess what the WIND BLEW IN......Hookem' HORNS Vince YOUNG. As he signs a 1-year deal to CADDY VICK (VINCE Will play this season because VICK will get hit sooner than later). So with KOLB gone and RODGERS-CROMARTIE in CAMP because he has an existing deal......The EAGLES made hay today.......PHILLY looks like the EARLY FAV in the NFC EAST....EAGLES FANS give me a BRONX CHEER

SCENE....HALAS HALL...lake forest Illinois.....BEARS trade TE and QB Jay CUTLER'S BFF...Greg OLSEN to the PANTHERS because Mike MARTZ needs a BLOCKING TE. SO the BEARS do what most TEAMS do trade a really good PLAYER so the SCHEME can work......Mike MARTZ aka the MAD SCIENTIST didn't want OLSEN last SEASON either.
The BEARS also struck out on Free-Agent OL Willie COLON as they offered a reported 5 years and $32 MILLION but he went back to the STEELERS as TERRIBLE TOWELS are thicker than MONSTERS of the MIDWAY. THe STEEL CITY give him 5 years $29 Million.

SCENE.......Houston TEXAS..........EX-BENGALS CB Jonathan JOSEPH from..........USC GAMECOCKS......signs a HUGE DEAL with the TEXANS and he is SLEEPY GOOD...ask BIG BEN ROETHLISBERGER. J-JO inks a 5-Year just over $48 Million and $23.5 Million Guaranteed. This signing pretty much tells me that NNAMDI ASOMUGHA'S Teams of interest are narrowed down to the JETS and maybe the BUCCANEERS....YEAH RIGHT.....It's almost a FORMALITY that NNAMDI ends up in the BIG APPLE.

SCENE........CINCINATTI OH......MIKE BROWNS OFFICE.........We are SPLIT on what to do with CARSON PALMER.....is that what your saying.....On a CONFERENCE CALL with a SUPPOSED GM of the BUNGLES.....well you want to run to get some 5-Star CHILI and we might have to call Mr. PALMER and tell him HIS HEINE is DUNZO.....MIKE BROWN runs this town......NOT RIHANNA....
WHAT's worse in CINCY is that the BENGALS and MARVIN LEWIS had built this up and only to be torn down by a GUTLESS SOUL in MIKE BROWN......he is officially in TWILIGHT 5.......the JUNGLE.

only SCENE left.......is where in MAYIOR MIKE BLOOMBERG is PLAXICO BURRESS going?.....Remember that PLAX....if you sign with the GIANTS BLOOMBERG will put them BOYS on you. If you sign with the STEELERS......we have IRON CITY BEER and 24hr SAMICHES.....PRIMANTI BROTHERS.......not to mention.....WE WIN.....alot.....none of this ELI SCRAMBLING BULL****......So where you going #80?....that was his # in the 'BURGH..... Well as I am writing this at 1:18AM Central TIME......I will go to SLEEP thinking this play call.

SINGLE BACK FRED.......83 LEFT MOTION 86 SLOT...TWIN JETS BUBBLE 80 to the CONES....on a QUICK COUNT .....TD PLAX....and th BIG KETCHUP BOTTLE is in a FRENZY...WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME sometimes 7-8 in one GAME.......ALRIGHT ENOUGH.

#BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK..................aka TWITTERsmurf.....CHECK out my SMURFS TODAY at the THEATRES.....we r in the BIG APPLE terrorizing everything in our PATH.....LOOKIN for MAYOR BLOOMBERG.....with PLAXsmurf.....I'm OUT