The GREEN ROOM.....Draft Day...What will Happen?.....I don't want to go to that team......I can't go 2nd Round....What Suit Will I wear?

We have all seen the madness that goes on Draft Day. The one thing the Athletes try not to do as this is their BIG DAY....is Embarrass themselves...or Others. Some Players invited have been told they will be Drafted 1st Round......then the Phone doesn't ring. Some have went HOLLYWOOD with the Attire they have on. And SUREFIRE High PICKS might even come with certain Demands......Like If that TEAM picks me....I will not Report or want a TRADE.

DRAFT DAY SCENARIOS 400............DAMN I shouldn't have Wore That......or.....They passed me up NOW WHAT. Check out these Draft Installments as the BLUEDUDE is not singling out any one ATHLETE...But you DID it, SAID IT, or Wore It:

KARL MALONE LA TECH aka the MAILMAN: A Hall of FAMER to be but hold on......the SUIT he was wearing was suppose to be XXX-L not a SMEDIUM.

Charles BARKLEY AUBURN aka SIR CHARLES: You laugh at the MAILMAN all the time but wasn't your tie a little SHORT...and a MAROON SUIT.

JALEN ROSE MICHIGAN : The only one ever to wear a PINSTRIPED RED SUIT....and actually pulled it off......DETROIT STYLE....DIDN'T see the SCOOBY DOOS....TRACEY ADAMS or my DETROIT GATORS.....NOTORIOUS B.I.G.

Nick YOUNG USC: WHO put it together is the Big QUESTION.....The top HALF WHITE COACT and a COOL TIE..Bottom....BLACK PANTS......Looked like a Security Guard at the Entrance of the SEARS TOWER not the WILLIS TOWER.......DUMB*** NAME

Dwight Howard SW ATLANTA Christian Academy: Same look as YOUNG Blue PINSTRIPED SUIT COAT....BLACK PANTS.....HUH?

Samaki WALKER LOUISVILLE: The HAT and the SUIT......He left CHURCH in the 'VILLE and came straight to the GREEN ROOM

Hakeem OLAJUWON HOUSTON: The BOW TIE......MAY I HELP YOU.....A 5-STAR RESTAURANT SERVANT...YIKES! DREAM

JoahKIM NOAH FLORIDA:......A MESS......including the HAIR

How BOUT I Don't want to Go to that TEAM.........

STEVE FRANCIS MARYLAND: The Vancouver GRIZZLIES SELECT with the 2nd Pick in 1999 NBA DRAFT.....I am not going....they better not call my name GRANDMA...Steve FRANCIS......Guard.....for the UNIVERSITY of MARYLAND......CAMERAS to FRANCIS.....Crying not because he was drafted but to who he was drafted by.....Hug MOM....in her EAR...MAMA not going.....GRANDMA'S Ear.....MAN GRANDMA...disappointed......AGENT'S EAR...get me the HELL out of VANCOUVER

Eli MANNING OLE MISS: Reporters saying it, Draft Day Coverage saying it, Father ARCHIE Saying, DID ELI ever say it.......How does a College Guy entering the NFL DRAFT have Demands having not even put on a UNIFORM......SCENARIO....Manning doesn't want to go to the CHARGERS aka BOLTS.....The CHARGERS then to his demand make a TRADE drafting him #1 and immediately trading HIM to the NY FOOTBALL GIANTS...WOW.....u think McNABB, YOUNG, or even CAM NEWTON could've pulled that off.....Yeah RIGHT

Rashard LEWIS Houston ALIEF ELSIK: Was in the GREEN ROOM with the TOP 15 Prospects in the DRAFT as TABLES EMPTIED one by One.......LEWIS' NAME was never called.....he was hoping to be drafted by his Hometown ROCKETS...THEY PASSED as well........so with the 3rd Pick in the 2nd Round the SEATTLE SUPERSONICS made the PICK as LEWIS now was on a Non-Guaranteed Contract and he was CRYING LIKE A BABY.......OK first thing is first....Why did he enter the DRAFT?......and two.. it's your own DAMN FAULT you were a 2nd Round PICK...QUIT CRYING FOOL....GO to COLLEGE ...and he is till the same player he was back then except a SOFTER than the other side of the PILLOW

Brady QUINN DUBLIN (OH) HS: The 2nd Best QB on the BOARD in this DRAFT sitting in the GREEN room.....all the TEAMS that said they might take him......PASS....and rightfully so.....It gets so bad for him...that his table decides to go back to the HOTEL and SAVE the EMBARRASSMENT......Heck no one else just left....STAY THERE QUINN...REALTY SETTING IN HUH?....I knew u Weren't that GOOD...so what you played at Notre DAME and your sister was dating and now married to AJ HAWK of the GB PACKERS by way of the BUCKEYES of OSU.
Finally his name was called and he reappeared as they wait for him to come back from the HOTEL and the BROWNS have traded for him...a LOCAL KID...they needed ASSES in the SEATS at the TIME.....since then Traded to BRONCOS......and now seen tailgating at BUCKEYE Football GAMES


LOOK SPORTS FANS.......it their own FAULTS....WHAT THEY WEAR......WHAT THEY SAY.......WHY THEY ARE LEFT IN THE GREEN ROOM......Could've been better dressed.....worked out harder on your craft......or got a better AGENT.....WHO KNOWS.....but the BLUEDUDE KNOWS THIS..........THERE WILL BE MORE......you can GREEN ROOM IT.

OH?....almost forgot......KING JAMES and that PINK/WHITE MIX.........Didn't FRANK LUCAS tell one of his brothers the one that's the LOUDEST ONE in the SPOT HAS SEE ME ON IT.......NEVER that MUCH PINK PLAYA