C.R.E.A.M......NFL PLAYERS getting PAID in FULL......Cash Rules Everything Around Me....E-WEDD, TONE, and more

So much for the FREE AGENT FRENZY.......how 'bout the BRINKS TRUCK....or just walk into your local Convenience Store.....and GRAB the ATM.....NFL.

They talked about the SALARY CAP, what ROOKIES were making.......then right out the gate...NFL TEAMS were SLICING and DICING.........then something happened. THE TEAMS were clearing CAP SPACE for these JOKERS.....and I mean CAP SPACE like SHAQ at 24 years old on the BREAK and the WHOLE left side of the FLOOR the BIG TNT is on and get the HECK out of the WAY like a DOUBLE DECKER BUS on the MAGNIFICENT MILE SIDEWALKS.

Let's look at these list of PLAYERS that have got a WHOLE LOT of NEW FRIENDS.....you know Brothers, SISTERS, UNCLES, AUNTS, NEPHEWS, NIECES, the COACH from Middle SCHOOL, your BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIEND, and the LONG LOST UNCLE.......that hated the FAMILY until you started to get BUSY BACK in the DAY.


In Robin LEACH'S VOICE (U know LIFESTYLES of the Rich and Famous).....MEET the 2011 NFL VERSION of the C.R.E.A.M. TEAM:

1. WR Santonio HOLMES aka TONE J-E-T-S JETS JETS that's enough: Thanks to Ex-Teammate and WR Braylon EDWARDS' Shortcomings it was a fairly easy choice for the JETS to pick their #1 STUNNA......TONE is a BEAST...HANDS, MITTS, whatever you call them....CAN'T MISS and WON'T MISS the ROCK...RAIN or SHINE....SLEET or HAIL. TONE solidifies the JETS PASSING GAME for YOUNG QB SANCHEZ....now they must get a WIDEOUT for the other side.

DAMAGE: 5 years $50 Million.........$24 Million in Guarantees.....and 'SKINS would have reportedly paid more

2. FS Eric WEDDLE aka E-WED BOLTS: By No mistake did the BOLTS under estimate their Adam ARCHULETA 2K11.......a better VERSION...at least this one is of the BALL HAWKING Variety. He makes that CHARGERS Back end SOLID with and AGING Hookem' HORNS Q. JAMMER at one CORNER, with the FA signing of Former COLTS SS Bob SANDERS, and Desert SWARM Alum ANTIONE CASON at the other corner.....BOLTS had to PAY WEDDLE....just to have STABILITY back there in the COMING YEARS.

DAMAGE: 5 years $40 Million......$19 Million Guaranteed.......with a CARRYOUT Order of $13 Million (SIGNING BONUS) His BALL and CHAIN if he is married is going APE S*** right now.....wouldn't you be.

3. RB DeAngelo WILLIAMS aka D A PANTHERS: just when you thought the PANTHERS would go with a more Bruising BACK of the TWO in QUACK ATTACK RB Jonathan STEWART.....CAROLINA Owner says MEMPHIS UNIVERSITY RB WILLIAMS is my MAN....at least for the NEXT 5 years or so. With QB Cam NEWTON back their a only a MONTH to prepare...the PANTHERS need A 2-headed Monster back there.

DAMAGE: 5 years $43 Million.........$21 Million Guaranteed.........DINED IN No TAKEOUT.......at least I didn't hear of one....I know he received one though......HEY DeANGELO if your reading this......TWEET me @bluedudesports and tell me signing BONUS

4. KICKER Olindo MARE aka the KICKER Ex-SEAHAWK now PANTHER: Ok NO JOKES.....you must be sound in the KICKING GAME.....ESPN'S LEAD College ANCHOR RECE DAVIS via ROLL TIDE would say. The reason I am mentioning his deal....it will be MARE's 15th YEAR coming up......LAUGH NOW.......PRIME TIME Deion SANDERS

the KICKERS DAMAGE: 4 years $12 Million ...........with a CARRYOUT of $4 Million in SIGNING BONUS....D A hope you get your before the KICKER got his or you FRESH outta F***** LUCK over here.

5. RT Doug FREE aka FREE FREE COWBOYS: The #1 Priority in BIG D....now ROMO is safe on his right side...then what.....JAIL BREAK on the LEFT. The COWBOYS need to keep ROMEO Upright and get that GROUND GAME Going.....they lost #1 WR ROY "LEGEND" WILLIAMS........he WENT HOME.

DAMAGE: 4 years $32 MILLION.......$17 Million Guaranteed.......Big Fella had a TAKEOUT Somewhere...LITERALLY

6. OLB Quincy BLACK aka LUCKY BUCCANEERS: The OLB you have never heard about unless your team play in the NFC South or you roll with the BIG PIRATE SHIP. This kid can play and there is a REASON THE BUCS almost made it to the PLAYOFFS last season and their defense led them with this DUDE.

DAMAGE: 5 years $29 Million.......$11.5 Guaranteed....... TAKEOUT.....DID you order anything BLACK?

These are just some of the numbers TEAMS have been shelling out on FREE AGENT SIGNINGS from their respective TEAMS or OTHER TEAMS. One of the BIGGEST out their to get his money is maybe the #1 OVERALL FA......RAIDER CB Nnamdi ASOMUGHA. What has been reported by almost all in the KNOW. The NY JETS are really pursuing this guy and if they get him......with REVIS ISLAND........that movie in NY will be called......ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK 2......and a Hill of BEANS with KURT RUSSELL...starring REVIS and ASOMUGHA...in theatres SEPTEMBER 11th.......HUH?


BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK.............aka TERRIBLE TOWEL Smurf.......see you in SMURFVILLAGE on JULY 29th...look for the MUSHROOM with the STEELERS and BULLS Flags on it.........6 CHAMPIONSHIP CIRCLE......I'm OUT