Jan 19, 2013

1/19/2013 12:14:00 AM
Let's get to it....REGULATORS...Mount Up!


Thunder 117 Mavs 114 F OT

Suspect:

Kevin Wayne Durant
Alias: KD, the Durantula, the Plastic Man of OKC, Baby Ice,

6'9" 235 El Bees Skin: Brown Eyes: Brown Hair: Black
Shoe Brand: Nike  Shoe Model: KD V

Last Seen at American Airlines Arena... Suspect wearing Thunder Alternate Uniform (Navy Blue) w/KD V to Match

Suspect's Sidekick

Russell Westbrook
Alias: Uncle Russ, Why Not #0 (Nike Basketball Handle)

6'3" 190 El Bees Skin: Caramel Brown Eyes: Thunder Blue  Hair: Black
Shoe Brand: Jordan Shoe Model: Jordan Super Fly PE/Jordan XXVIII

Last Seen at American Airlines alongside Lead Suspect KD at American Airlines Arena...Suspect wearing Same Uniform as KD with Jordan Super Fly PE's to match.
       
Victims: Mavs Nation, DFW Metroplex, and All Big D Water Holes and Eateries

Crime...Kevin Wayne Durant or as we know him @KDtrey5 (Twitter Handle) responsible for 52 Points on 13/31 FGs, 5/9 Money Balls, 21/21 from Charity Stripe, and 9 boards. Suspect not Armed and Dangerous unless he is on 1 of 32 NBA Floors wearing the KD V by Nike Basketball with Accessories. Partner in Crime...Uncle Russ @RussWest44 (Twitter Handle)..31 points, 6 boards, and 6 helpers on 12/26 FGs.

Note: OKC wins 117-114 over Mavs with Mavs Vet SG/SF Vince carter aka Half Man/Half AARP going for 29 points.

Thunder move to 32-8...Mavs fall to 17-24 and end a 4-Game Win Streak

Regulators...Mount Up!...Mavs send Telegram to 30 NAB Teams to lookout for Suspects.  

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