Squeeze the ORANGE NBA Power RANKINGS for JANUARY 2012...is it THUNDERING or FEELing the HEAT or a BULLS MARKET?

The 1st Edition of SQUEEZE The ORANGE NBA Power RANKINGS for JANUARY 2012 os a feel of HOW your NBA TEAM is shaping up to get to LARRY HOUSE. The Larry O'BRIEN Trophy that is..the most coveted of any of the AWARDS in the ASSOCIATION.

How does the BLUEDUDE rank his NBA TEAMS? Simply...How are you playing currently and what are your CHANCES LATE in getting DEEP into WINNING TIME simply stated.

Now BLUEDUDE...Why do you only rank 16 TEAMS?....How many teams get a CHANCE in the PLAYOFFS combined from both CONFERENCES.....16.....8 from the EAST and 8 from the WEST.

Now these RANKINGS will be the most VANILLA RANKINGS simply due to EACH TEAM having only played an average of maybe 5 GAMES. So if you feel as though the BLUEDUDE CHOPPED your team up...you have a VOICE...just leave a comment or follow my BLOG all season the BLUEDUDE is pretty DIPLOMATIC.......LOL...GO BULLS.

The SQUEEZE the ORANGE Power RAnkings for JANUARY 2012:

1. BULLS (6-1): They lay their HAT on the DEFENSIVE END and it starts there in WINNING TIME. D-ROSE has been the NBA 2011-12 NBA MVP thus far....SO AMAZING..HE's AMAZING

2. HEAT (6-1): They have 3 of the TOP 20 PLAYERS in the Association but the other PARTS of the ROSTER like BATTIER, CHALMERS, U.D., and Rookie PG Morris COLE must have a hand in it as well.....SCARY TEAM and the ODDS on FAV to get to LARRY's HOUSE first.

3. THUNDER (5-2): They have a TOP 3 in the DURANTULA....they have a TOP 5 NBA POINT GOD in WHY NOT? #0...so where does the THUNDER need the EXTRA CONDIMENTS...from PERK, SERGE IBAKA I BLAKA, COLLISON, and of course HARDEN and MAYNOR. Arguably the BEST in the WEST.

4. MAGIC (5-2): SLOW DOWN SUPERMAN of MOUSE TOWN Dwight HOWARD. The MIX they have now in O-TOWN maybe that FIX. JAMEER, HEDO what HE DO, BIG BABY, Q-RICH, J.J., and J-RICH. They have a nice mix right now of YOUNG and OLD and they have that MAN in the MIDDLE.

5. trailBLAZERS (4-1): Yeah I went there because of their AVERAGE AGE, Coach McMILLAN, PRESIDENT Larry MILLER, and that BEAST at Power Forward in LaMarcus ALDRIDGE. Now can MATTHEWS JR, DRE, JAMAL, FRENCH PASTRY Batum, and GERALD keep RIP CITY Air TIGHT...they have a chance in the WEST.

6. CLIPPERS (4-2): I hate to jump on the CLIPjoint's BANDWAGON and they haven't one anything especially on their roster but Mr. BIG SHOT and the BUTLER (and he sat out the WHOLE MAVS Run last season) and add them to the BLAKEshow, DeANDRE, CP3, MO, RANDY, Norm COOK's SON BRIAN, and GOMES that is pretty unproven but a NASTY COLLECTION and better than that other SHOW in L.A.. Only thing holding the CLIPS BACK...VINNY

7. NUGGETS (5-2): Laugh if you want to they have BALANCE, LEADERSHIP, and Coach KARL.....that is DANGEROUS. NENE with all that PERIMETER Game in TY, ARRON, DINO, WILSON, and BABY AL will be DANGEROUS in the WEST. BIG QUESTION....DO THEY have the EXPERIENCE for a DEEP RUN in WINNING TIME?

8. HAWKS (4-2): I have said this before and this is the LAST TIME I am saying this.....Will the REAL JOE JOHNSON stand up NOT SLIM SHADY or the REAL ONE on TWITTER...JJ from LITTLE ROCK ARKANSAS. AL and JOSH make the HAWKS RUGGED and TOUGH but they need MR. $120 BIG ONES to SHOW OUT more than SOME of the TIME.

9. SPURS (4-2): Look anything COACH POP does doesn't surprise me and yeah the BIG FUNDAMENTAL is DOWN and almost out in TIM DUNCAN. But the SPURS have TP8 and MANU (surgery on his 5th METACARPAL Today THURSDAY January 5th 2012 could set the SPURS BACK) but don't count this WOUNDED and AGED BEAST out of the WEST just yet.

10. LAKERS (4-3): KOBE and FATHER TIME is now unfortunately on his SIDE. But the LAKEshow have BYNUM and the SPANIARD so you still have to go through the LAKESHOW just not on the BUSY FREEWAY but OPEN FREEWAY. The MIKE BROWN Project doesn't look so bad because you know they are going to play D....BROWN is a SPUR and POP Protege backward and forward.

11. CELTICS (5-3): OK so they don't have the TRUTH Paul PIERCE and DOUBLR R Rajon RONDO is doing everything but CONCESSIONS. Can the C's get to that UPPER ECHELON of the EASTERN CONFERENCE with the ALMOST DUNZO Boston 3 PARTY?

12. GRIZZLIES (3-3): They have just as much FIREPOWER as the THUNDER in the WEST YOUNG GUNS Category. But the RECENT INJURY to Z-BO may put them in a HOLE since SLIM SHADY Darrell ARTHUR is OUT for the SEASON with an ACHILLES INJURY as well as POINT GOD CONLEY JR. The GRIZZ and COACH Hollins are on the CLOCK early.

13. DALLAS (3-4): The DEFENDING World Champs have WOKEN UP and it was only a matter of GETTING over the HANGING up the BANNER NIGHT BLUES. The MAVS just have to get a TOP 3 SEED in the WEST to hold serve in the 1st ROUND and then see what happens. Was that Vince CARTER playing for the MAVS aka HALF MAN HALF AARP...the artist formerly known as AIR CANADA, VINCANITY, and HALF MAN HALF AMAZING.

14. PACERS (4-2): DON'T SLEEP on the BOYZ from CIRCLE CITY. They have a NICE young nucleus in COLLISON, GRANGER, and HIBBERT to go with PHSYCHO T, GORGE, D-WEST, and Mr. PACER....George HILL. Can Coach VOGEL keep them as focused as he did when he took over half way through last season. Remember they gave the BULLS the BLUES in the 1st Round until the MVP said ENOUGH was ENOUGH.

15. JAZZ (3-3): Somebody will get the UNLUCKY task of playing these DUDES in the 1st round probably as the 6-8 SEED. The JAZZ have some able TALENT and BODIES and they have to just put it together. MILSAP and JEFFERSON are a LOAD with Derrick FAVORS and look what the WIND BLEW In Devin HARRIS. These guys can be pretty formidable in the WEST especially on how this new schedule is set up.

16. SIXERS (3-2): Coach Doug COLLINS could resurrect any NBA TEAM he just has a KNACK for pushing the RIGHT BUTTONS and getting the RIGHT BUTTONS to push. Remember the BLUEDUDE told you about these BROAD STREET BABIES..THADDEUS, EVAN, JRUE, LOU, SPENCER, JODIE, and MO....the NEW BREED of SIXERS that have to pick up where DOC, SIR CHARLES, and A.I. left off.

NO NEED to mention anyone else right now and I KNOW What your thinking so E-MAIL your squad and tell them to get it together so then can get on the SQUEEZE the ORANGE NBA POWER RANKINGS Show me your VALENTINE FEBRUARY 2012 Edition.....get going....and tell your SQUAD to get SOME HEART......only at BLUEDUDE SPORTSTALK.....PEACHES......