Aug 3, 2013

8/03/2013 03:15:00 PM
The Bluedude Sportstalk "Monsters Series" is back starting with the boys that make your Fantasy Team make or break after the Sunday Signal-Caller. Everyone in the NFL World knows who #1 is and #2 but after that there is some interesting cases for a few backs like "Jamaal of Arrowhead", the "Charm City Express #27", and Shady McCoy to name a few. Starting with the first five running backs on Sunday.

None of these backs will get to Two Grand like Super Purple People #28 did in 2012 but they are candidates to get to that 1200 mark for sure. Forget all these Formalities let's go for All Day AP...28 Smart Car...Lions have a Hole in the A-Gap...Urlacher Retired Joker...All-Hype Matthews Jr. Trips Right Turbo Hi-Jack Purple on Three....that's the play call that got AP his 2K....Lol!

Top 10 "Monsters Inside Tackles" 2013 PART 1 (PART 2 coming in a Post within 12 Hours):

1. Adrian Peterson aka Twin Cities Avenger 28... #28 in your #SKOLnation Program...BMF Tony Starks aka Iron Man...Whereabouts...Weight Room or Running Hills in Camp Frazier. Forget talking numbers who needs to see his numbers as you know he is the #1 threat to any defense and he says 2,500 in 2013 and I will not doubt him but you can. Is he Human or a Droid running on Jellybean 5.0?

2. Arian Foster aka the Philosopher... #23 in your #TexansGang Program...BMF Family-Man...Whereabouts...On a Cart with a Calf Injury. He is the closest thing I have seen to former Ram and Colts Running Back Eric Dickerson of the Original Pony Express. Straight up and Down Runner with the ability to smell pay dirt like a Great White smells blood from some 30 miles in Ocean Water. And the Texans 3nd best WR outside of Dre 305 Johnson of Jordan Brand and Tight End Owen Daniels of "A Whole Bunch of Badgers U".

3. LeSean McCoy aka Shady McCoy...#25 in your #Birds Program..BMF Long Beach Poly's WR D-Jack 10...Whereabouts....Over There...Where...Shady not there! Yes he is as elusive as trying to catch your Lady, Squeeze, Wife, Jump-Off, or Ball and Chain for some Me-Time. The Bluedude should have a new category for this fool called "Monsters called Ghost". Shady is the single-most important piece to that Chip Kelly Birds/QuackAttack Hybrid Offense called...the "Linc has no Play-Clocks".

4. Ray Rice aka Charm City Express 27...#27 in your #PurpleBrowns Program...BMF FB Vonta Leach...Whereabouts...Under Armour Performance Center. He is dynamite and ask the Chargers who had eleven defenders, Bolts Cheerleaders, Bolts Coaches, and Bolts Security as Bolt Nation and Murph Nation watched in Super Slo-Mo trying to tackle "R2" on that 4th and 75! I see this Pint-Sized New Rochelle, NY Pack of C-4 twice a year and he keeps the Bluedude on edge and with Cold One and Libations close in case he goes O-Zone Layer on my Steelers! I Hate the #Purple Browns n the Dawg Pound!

5. Jamaal Charles aka "Unleash the Arrowhead Beast"(pictured right)...#25 in your Chiefs Pride Program...BMF QB Alex Smith...Whereabouts...near Andy Reid making sure that New Playbook has #25 all over it. He is the most underrated back on Sunday and he is a threat to go to the House anytime he touches it. He gets that Speed from his HS Days in Lake Charles, Louisiana as a Track Star before heading to Hookem' Horns U and they passed on his because his size and I have heard that in many arenas and next thing you know it's a Category Five with explosions everywhere!

That is the Bluedude's first 5 of the Top 10..."Monsters Inside Tackles"....

Still missing Sunday Backs like Forte of Da Bears, Beast Mode of 12th Man Space Needle, and three more...stay tuned!

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