Oct 8, 2013

10/08/2013 10:24:00 AM
The Denver Broncos stay unbeaten but go BCS Score in Jerry's House as they scored 51 but gave up 48 as Tony Romo shredded the Broncos "D" until he forgot to throw his INT...and did late. The Chiefs aka #REDFriday stays unbeaten as they top a rugged Titans Bunch with the Fitzpatrick Science Project at QB. Who Dat didn't believe the hype or in Monsters as Brees beats Chicago Bears for the 1st time in Chicago in his career and they are serving a good cup of Gumbo and "D" in NOLA. The Patriots stay in the Jungle on the Ohio was anything but a Vacation as they take their 1st loss of 2k13. Last but not least Seahawks CB Brandon Browner's Trap gets 12's an "L" as T.Y. Hilton who is "Light as F*ck" ripped "Legion of Boom" all day long.  Hey I am just saying what Browner supposedly said to Hilton after the Colts three and out in their 1st series. #PayBack

NFL Week 6 Power Rankings
Note: In Parenthesis last week's ranking

1. #UnitedInORANGE (2) 5-0: They will get OLB Von Miller back after Week 6 and CB Champ Bailey as well as that "D" needs to get back to the basics. They win but giving up 48 will not get you to the "Fight for Vince" 2k14.

2. #GeauxSAINTS (3) 5-0: They didn't run the Pig to well vs the Bears but they beat the Bears and the Saints did it with some Rob Ryan "D". Seeing Ryan perform in NOLA what in Jerry's House happened in Cowboys Land where he was fired? Someone over in the Cowboys Organization needs to look themselves in the Mirror.

3. #REDFriday (4) 5-0: The Chiefs are doing it collectively as they have Kansas City back giddy like those 70s Teams...well the Marty Schottenheimer Days. Can the Chiefs beat the Broncos as that is the next big game on the Sunday Brunch Menu?  

4. #BlueSwaggerCOLTS (6) 4-1: Just watching QB Andrew Luck operate and that "D" starting to come full circle is something to watch. Remember Colts Lead Man Chuck Pagano is a Defensive Mind and that mixed in with Colts O-Coordinator Pep Hamilton as a Side going a la carte with Luck as the entree...hmm hmm good! 

5. #HAWKSNest206 (1) 4-1: They come back down to Earth but they played tough on the Road and the Seashawks even though they lose they scored points coming out of the motel and that should bode well for them later in the season leaving the 206 for games #Humbled

6. #PATS (5) 4-1: They ran into the Good Bengals "D" not the Bad Bengals "D"...but they should get Gronk and Amendola back this week an that is a huge upgrade for Brady and the Pats.

7. #Quest4SIX (11) 3-2: Here come those big bad 49ers like the Big Bad Wolf as they rolled up the Texans like they Texans are the Expansion Dom Capers Texans. Niners won't lose again setting up that "Backyard Boogie" with the Seahawks at the Stick for all to see...We will need extra Trainers, Doctors, Zebras, and Paramedics for that one as a Police Escort for 12's from the Time they arrive to the departure.

8. #WhoDEY (13) 3-2: I still can't figure them out but I do know this they need to put more points up as Dalton and the Bengals Patience with the "Strawberry Rifle" has to wearing thin!

9. #PurpleBROWNS (14) 3-2: They played well enough to beat the Dolphins in Miami as it's simple but the Pig in your nest Offensive Players Hands the "Charm City Express" #27 and Flacco and everyone else get somewhere and Lead Man Harbaugh should not have to repeat that once every 4th or 5th game!

10. #CHEESEHeads (17) 2-2: they are still the most dangerous team that is not undefeated not named Seahawks or 49ers in the NFL period. They way A-Rog can pick you a apart but losing Bloodline #52 for a month has its concerns.

11. #MusicCityTITANS (7) 3-2: They stumbled and you would have stumbled to knowing you need to pitch a shutout or keep the Chiefs from scoring 20 with QB Ryan Fitzpatrick. The Titans have to hold the fort down and they probably wish they would have kept Matt Hasselbeck.

12. #RestoreTheROAR (8) 3-2: Imagine an NFL Team going from a Solid Outfit to looking like Bottom Feeders losing one player. The Lions didn't have MEGAtron hence they were eating at the bottom of the fish bowl all day long...c'mon Lions!

13. #BelieveInMONSTERS (9) 3-2: The Bears Coaches need to call John Harbaugh and let him tell you put the "pig" in your best offensive player's hands as much as possible and get out of the way and that would be RB Matt Forte...feed him Fools with a much-improved o-line! Bears Homecoming Week Game Thursday vs G-Men as Homecoming Dance is at Halas Hall on Friday!

14. #AQUABoyz305 (10) 3-2: The Dolphins have a little bit of adversity and now who steps forward and leads them vocally as well as on the field in this two-game "L" Streak? No need to panic..yet juss  a game back of first place.

15. #GangGREEN (19) 3-2: A huge win vs the Falcons in ATL and now imagine Jets Fans thinking they are going to run the table and slow your roll. I know this the Steelers were watching that game saying we have to go into Met Life Green and get a "W" vs the Geno Smith-led Jets....Wow! He was Akili Smith in Camp now he is Aaron Brooks and the Steelers need a their first "W" of 2013.

16. #DAWGPound (21) 3-2: They have a New "D" behind D-Coordinator Ray Horton and they also have Play Makers making plays on Offense. TE Jordan Cameron is the newest Member of Tight Ends playing Wide Receivers.

17. #BIRDGang (23) 3-2: They have the pieces to be in the thick of the race for an NFC Wild Card but they have dates with the Seahawks and 49ers left...tough sledding right there!

18. #BULLSonParade (12) 2-3: It starts with Lead Man Gary Kubiak then down to QB Matt Schaub as the Texans look not even a shell of themselves form 2012. JJ "Area 99" Watt what you got to say now...buddy?

19. #BOLTup (15) 2-3: Rivers resorted back to the things that makes Head Coaches and O-Coordinators think...#17 might be a Basket-Case! That was a bad loss to the Raiders and that had to believe or not to do with that Silver and Black hitting them smack dab in the kisser.

20. #JERRY'SWorldTX (16) 2-3: Jerry Jones was reported as saying there was no loser in Sunday's 51-48 thriller. Yes there was Jerry the Team with 48 that's less than 51. That Brain can be of a thirty year old because 48 is not the new 51.

21. #SKOLnation (24) 2-3: They were Idle last week and they move up in the Poll and they get an upgrade at QB on the Depth Chart adding QB Josh Freeman. That's just what the NFC North didn't want.

22. #STLrams (25) 2-3: They hang onto beat the Jags but they need more work as it wasn't as convincing as that score might lead you to believe.

23. #LINC-iliscious (26) 2-3: Eagles beat the G-Men and so much for a bad three weeks as they are tied with the Cowboys for #1 in the NFC L-East.

24. #HTTR (27) 1-3: they come of of a Bye Week and they have a healthier RG3 and they are just a game back of first place...imagine that!

25. #RAIDERNation (28) 2-3: "In Terrelle Pryor we Trust" as the Silver and Black might have them a QB after all.  

26. #ANGRYbirds404 (18) 1-4: The Falcons are dropping like the Peach on New Years Day as the Clock hits Midnight. How long will Lead Man Mike Smith keep his job and of course he will get a Vote of Confidence that is like getting a write up at the gig and that is in line for being fired next.

27. #BILLSmafia (20) 2-3: C'mon Bills you have all this momentum in September and then by Halloween...Boo! Back to those double-digit L's Bills.

28. #QueenCityPANTHERS (22) 1-3: They should have won that game in Red Zone last Sunday as one ha to think the Ron Rivera Train is getting ready to derail!

29. #BLACKandYellow (28) 0-4: Steelers move up in the Bye Week because Big Ben > Bucs Mike Glennon and for all that chatter is worth...Lol!

30. #FireTheCANNONS (29) 0-4: They better had hope Glennon is better than Josh Freeman and that Schiano Style has to be losing all its steam!

31. #MetLifeBLUE (31) 0-5: If things couldn't get worse they are at Chicago on a short Week to play the Bears for Homecoming...Bears lose this one and see where you will be ranked next week.

32. #JAGS (32) 0-5: Something tells me that Jags Ranking is "Pocket Hercules" and if they don't trade him they will be #32 all season long...Ouch!          

 


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