Oct 22, 2013

10/22/2013 12:24:00 AM
The Broncos took it on the chin in NAP Town vs the Colts and now the only undefeated team on Sunday is the Kansas City Chiefs and that right now is the only thing bigger than Kansas City BBQ. The Seahawks, Niners, Saints, and Bengals all head North as we had some Week 7 disappointments. The Plot thickens as we head into the midway point of the 2013 NFL Season. Teams 10-14 in NFL Week 7 Power Rankings all lost in Week 7.

NFL Week 8 Power Rankings
Note: In Parenthesis is last week's rankings

1. #REDFriday (2) 7-0: They have it all going and the Chiefs being undefeated sets themselves up as a bonafide Contender and no Pretender to the Ravens AFC Throne and the "Fight for Vince" 2k14. Get'em RED FRIDAY Nation!

2. #HAWKSNest206 (3) 6-1: They dismantled the Bird Gang and they might getting "I live in Percy Land USA" Harvin back at any week now. The Rich get Richer and the Hawks and 49ers will be must-see TV when they go Round 2 at the Stick.      

3. #QUEST4Six (5) 5-2: They had a solid Titans Group down 24-0 in the Music City on ICU...go figure. They finally have a patented recipe..."Pound the Pig on the Ground" and take no prisoners!

4. #UnitedInORANGE (1) 6-1: The Broncos had a chance but watching them closely they better had fix that "D" by January or the they will have another Rahim "the Dream" Moore moment. The Dream ...did he see the replay of that National Lampoon's Defensive play he made last season in the AFC Divisional versus the Purple Browns? Self Promotion Mr. Moore only if you were Roger Moore aka 007...Stop It!

5. #WhoDEY (7) 5-2: Do I believe in the Bengals well they have what you need to make a run...that Defense. Do I believe in the "Strawberry Rifle" Andy Dalton....Hmmmmmm? Regardless they lead the AFC North and those Sky Line Chili Dogs and the Ben-Gals Sideline Chicks are all that!

6. #GeauxSAINTS (6) 5-1: Idle in the NOLA for NFL Week 7...and looking for a little retribution in NFL Week 8...Who Dat want to play dem' Saints after their Bye Week?

7. #CHEESEHeads (8) 4-2: Cruising and how long can they play at this level with all those injuries? They do have QB A-Rog...and you don't!

8. #BlueSwaggerCOLTS (9) 5-2: Luck is one of those Special QBs and the Colts have some "D". They will win the AFC South but who will go into Indy and beat them in Winning Time? Losing WR Reggie Wayne is bigger than life for the Colts...real talk #87 simply irreplaceable!  

9. #PARIOTSway (4) 5-2: They needed that "W" in Met Life Green to separate from the Pack and didn't get it. The Jets ran for over 150 yards and that "Wilfork and Mayo Effect" is evident.

10. #BOLTSup (15) 4-3: The Bolts played the Jags and the Bolts didn't make the schedule. They might make a run but they are in a decision with two teams above them are 7-0 and 6-1.

11. #JerrysWorldTX (16) 4-3: They lined up against the Eagles and beat them up. The Cowboys "D" and Special Teams have stepped up as the 'Boys have to win the NFC L-East in 2k13 or they will never win it.

12. #GangGREEN (19) 4-3: Just think if the Jets beat the Steelers last week....wow! They beat the team they had to in AFC East Division Rival Patriots. Can the Jets stack some W's and make a move in the AFC East moving forward?

13. #RestoreTheROAR (10) 4-3: They let one slip at the "Big Assembly Line" Ford Field vs the Bengals. Can the Lions finish 2nd in the NFC North and get into Winning Time with the Bears Injuries mounting and Skol at 1-5?

14. #BelieveInMONSTERS (11) 4-3: losing Backer Lance "Desert Swarm" Briggs to a Fractured Shoulder for 6 weeks is crucial. Then losing QB Jay "90210" Cutler for at least 4 weeks to a torn Groin...that might be the nail in the Bears Playoff Hopes.

15. #PURPLEbrowns (12) 3-4: They looked like they have no identity on Offense. They also are a shell of what they use to be on "D". The Steelers lined up and beat them and rushed for over 100 yards doing it.

16. #QueenCityPANTHERS (22) 3-3: Cam and Company smacked the Rams literally and figuratively and are the Panthers for real? Panthers playing "D"...it's in the numbers!

17. #AquaBoyz305 (13) 3-3: They need to get out of the Hole they created and it's going to be tough. Losing to Division Foe the Bills Mafia coming out of a Bye Week is not good. Is QB Tannehill regressing or is it a little of him and a lack of a Solid Run Game?

18. #OpryLandTITANS (14) 3-4: They just ran into that Machine known as "Forty-Niners running on the Stick's Last go Round". They can't run the Pig consistently and that is baffling considering both top Titans Coaches Bruce Matthews and Mike Munchak are ex-Dominant O-Linemen.

19. #BILLSMafia (29) 3-4: The Bills are making a move with a QB names Thad Lewis. That Bills "D" is also making plays as DE Mario Williams is having a year.  

20. #STLrams (17) 3-4: The task of making any noise in 2013 just got tougher losing QB Sam Bradford to a Torn ACL.

21. #LINCiliscious (18) 3-4: They had everything laid out for them and couldn't come through in the clutch vs Divisional Rival Dallas Cowboys and that is extremely disappointing. Where is that Play land-like Offense?        

22. #BLACKAndYellow (25) 2-4: Two in a row vs the Gang Green and Ravens. It doesn't get any easier as they have the Raiders in the Black Hole coming off a Bye Week and the Browns at Heinz after that...Real Talk! If they win both of them and move to 4-4...lookout!

23. #ANGRYBirds404 (26) 2-4: The Falcons get a win and they still have a long way to go as Injuries have spelled "Gloom and Doom" in 2013 for the Falcons. Can they get back to .500 at 4-4 an get Roddy White back healthy?

24. #DAWGpound (20) 3-4: QB Brandon Weeden has to be replaced by QB Jason Campbell or do they think Campbell is that bad and Weeden gives them a better chance to get a "W"?

25. #BIRDGang (21) 3-4: They can't run and they cannot compete vs the top teams in their division let alone playing out of the motel. QB Carson Palmer has been done...seriously!

26. #HTTR (28) 2-4: They go 7 on 7 with the Bears and win 45-451 in a shootout. Can the 'Skins put anything together as that "D" is atrocious?

27. #RAIDERNation (27) 2-4: Idle in NFL Week on a Bye and waiting to spoil the Steelers Party ...again!

28. #BULLSOnParade (23) 2-5: They have lost 5 in a row and lose LB Brian Cushing again. QB Case Keenum looked better than any of the Texans QBs that have played in 2013. They have lost 5 in a row and the "Gulf of Mexico" is within distance if they want to jump in!

29. #GMen (31) 1-6: They beat the now 1-5 Vikes which tells you where each team is at this point of the season...not good!

30. SKOLnation (24) 1-5: QB Josh Freeman was better off staying on the sideline after halftime and QB Christian Ponder should have played in the 2nd half. Vikes Lead Man Leslie Frazier has to be in trouble...real trouble but its a QB Driven League is it not?

32. #ItsABucsLife (30) 0-6 and #Jags (32) 0-7...What are the two things they have in common?....Ok Win less and they both reside in the Panhandle State...Florida. Put the 'Noles, 'Canes, and Gators Records together and the Bucs, Jags, and Phins. A confused state it has to be on Football. 'Noles and 'Canes worth the Price of Admission...         



   

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