NFL WEEK 5 Power Rankings...#HAWKSNest206 and #ORANGECrush are still sitting atop the Poll with some New Elite Company...and how good are the #PATS, #REDFriday, and GeauxSAINTS as they are all 4-0? #NFLWk5PowerRankings

The Seattle Seahawks stayed with it and showed either they can get a "W" coming out of the Motel or are the Texans so overrated it's beyond me or a little bit of both. The New Orange Crush continues to smash all parties involved with them on Sunday, Monday, or Thursday. The Pats are cruising and they go into the Big Bird Cage 404 the Georgia Dome and get a "W"...impressive! The Chiefs are rolling to the point they did G-Men WR Victor Cruz "Salsa Dance" TD Celebration and be careful the Football Gods are always watching Chiefs. Then there is Drew Brees and Company and take that "Bounty Gate" and all that Who Dat Hate...they are back and in a big way!

NFL Week 5 Power Rankings:

1. #HAWKSNest206 (1) 4-0: They came from nowhere to beat a average Texans Team with below the line QB play an terrible Play-Calling on Offense. Nonetheless it's all about 12's right now.

2. #UnitedInORANGE (2) 4-0: Just look at the Numbers Manning Mile High and the Broncos are putting up and now they have some Fires to go with that 5,280 Feet worth of Sunday Shake!

3. #GeauxSAINTS (3) 4-0: Brees and Company beat a solid Dolphins Outfit and they get the Bears next along the shores of Lake Michigan and that should be a Test with Good Jay "90201" Cutler not Bad Jay.    

4. #REDFriday (4) 4-0: They are on a collision course with the New Orange Crush as that Chiefs/Broncos Rivalry might be back to stay for a few years starting this season. They are as balanced a Sunday Team as you will see on both sides of the Pig!

5. #PATS (7) 4-0: They just "Plug n Play" in Foxboro as long as Bill has a Head Set, Tom is calling Audibles and Yelling at Teammates, and Robert is cutting Checks...the Patriot Way!

6. #BlueSwaggerCOLTS (11) 3-1: The Colts play Solid "D" and they have Luck on the other side as the Colts look like the AFC South front runners with a challenge from no not the Texans but them boyz from Orpyland...the Music City Titans.

7. #MusicCityTITANS (16) 3-1: they lose Locker and we will see what they have in store as that "D" is playing above and beyond the call of duty. CB Alterraun Verner is an Island NFL Heads need to start paying attention to as he plays like he graduated from the "Peanut of Halas Hall" School of Fine Turnovers in Lake Forest, Illinois.

8. #RestoreTheROAR (17) 3-1: One would think if anyone would be playing Katy Perry's new hit Single "Roar" it might be the Motor City Lions. Is Reggie Bush the new Poor Man's Barry Sanders and if you don't know the answer to that ask the Bears.

9. #BelieveInMonsters (5) 3-1: That's why you cannot roll with the Bears an to things need to happen every Sunday for QB Jay Cutler to be successful. The "D" has to get Turnovers and score some of those TO's. RB Matt Forte needs to touch it at least 25 times per and if those two things happen the Bears will win a high percentage of their games....it's that cut n dry with Cutler as your QB.

10. #AquaBoyz305 (6) 3-1: They get handles on the road by one of the Top Four Teams on Sunday and if they take care of the Ravens at home on Sunday all is forgotten. If they don;t take care of the #PurpleBrowns on Sunday...."Doubt" will start to creep in on "Hope"!

11. #Quest4Six (13) 2-2: They are the best 2-2 Team on Sunday if that is some sort of Consolation for Niners Nation. They just need to play their Brand of Football and that is run with the Pig with occassional Sweet Baby Ray's on it.              

12. #BULLSonParade (8) 2-2: That Arrow is pointing South as you think it's Just Schaub and Lead Man Kubiak...that "D" has given up 105 Points and the only Teams behind that are the 0-3 Steelers and Jags....Brown Paper Bag It Texans Nation!

13. #WhoDey (9) 2-2: Can you win with Andy Dalton and Jay Gruden being the Battery of your Offense? No Matter what the expectations are in Cincy they continue to just be Super one weak and the Bad News Bengals the next!

14. #PurpleBROWNS (10) 2-2: They get hit on Sunday by the Bills Mafia as Flacco throws a Handful of INTs. The "D" is solid but that O-Line and those moving Part as Weapons are suspect. Is WR Torrey Smith a true #1 or is their #1 still chasing Co-Eds on a Major College Football Powerhouse Campus near you?

15. #BOLTup (19) 2-2: QB Rivers is having one kind of Season in 2013 and the Bolts have been in every game as they just can't close anything. That's not the Ghost of Marty Schottenheimer" is it?

16.  #JerrysWorldTX (12) 2-2: Someone tell me how many Carries or touches did Cowboys RB DeMarco Murray have vs the Chargers in the Murph? Ok 14 for 70 yards and that is five yards per carry and take that number of 14 to at least 25...125 yards...Wow! Put that Pig in the Romo's and Cutler's of the World you will get a heavy dose of L's...it's in the freakin' numbers.

17. #CheeseHeads (14) 1-2: the Best 1-2 Team was on a Bye Week and then you say how did they slip to 17...it's my Power Rankings...any questions, comments, or concerns?

18. #AngryBIRDS404 (15) 1-3: Yes the best 1-3 NFL Team and if they don't make the Playoffs they need to give Bill Cowher north of $6 Million per to get to the Sideline ASAP.

19. #GangGREEN (18) 2-2: They lose SAN-chise for 2013 and now it's all up to Geno as he is a Turnover Machine away from Met Life Green!

20. #BILLSMafia (23) 2-2: Rookie QB EJ Manuel is a game-manager right now and how far does that take you in the right column...the win column?

21. #DAWGPound (24) 2-2: He is no Bernie Kosar, Derek Anderson, or Kelly Holcomb but what he is is effiecient and from the Past School of Back Up QBs. Brian Hoyer is his name and his #1 Target is TE Jordan Cameron with plenty of game. See Michael Lombardi who was an NFL Network Analyst now GM of the Browns worked with the Belichik led Browns (Nick Saban was D-Coordinator of that team) and that's the connection for getting Hoyer. They said he is a Lombardi Guy...of course he is Birds and Feathers flock together.

22. #QueenCityNCPANTHERS (22) 1-2: Idle and loving the Falcons and Bucs losing in NFL Week 4....

23. #BIRDgang (26) 2-2: Can't put them any higher than this because they just don't look of any parts...

24. #SKOLnation (27) 1-3: They get a "W" at the hands of equally miserable Pittsburgh Steelers. Maybe they should roll with Matt Cassel until New Years and where would that put the Season Week 12 or Week 17...Lol?

25. #STLRams (20) 1-3: Hmmmmm no Run Game and now that "D" is playing below the line...c'mon Lead Man Fisher your Brand is bigger than that! 

26. #LINC-iliscious (21) 1-3: If they could have stopped the Season after that 1st half of Game 1 vs #HTTR...Lead Man Chip Kelly would have been crowned an Offensive Genius.

27. #HTTR (31) 1-3: well they beat the Raiders and that doesn't exactly put you in World Beater's Speed....but it's a much-needed "W".

28. #RAIDERNation (25) 1-3: They needed QB Terrelle Pryor as QB vs 'Skins Matt Flynn is Awful...imagine the Seahawks starting that Dude...#DoorMat206

29. #FireTheCANNONS (29) 0-4: Out of the four 0-4 Teams they have played the best which still gets you Zero. Glennon played well enough to Win until Schiano pulled out the Rutgers Scarlet Knight BCS Playbook...yes the Bluedude went there and each corner take two points away for the low blow!  

30. #BLACKandYELLOW (28) 0-4: This is a Bad Dream but the Reality is VP of Football Ops Kevin Colbert missed on more than a Few Players on that O-Line...Adams, Gilbert, and maybe DeCastro to name a few.

31. #MetLifeBlue (30) 0-4: Imagine NYC if the Jets were 0-4...you would most likely see more Bills Mafia Apparel rolling in Gotham City. Eli has been awful and that "D" is horrible and Coach Coughlin as good as he is might need to get out of that G-Men Post...Real Talk!  

32. #JAGS (32) 0-4: Lead Man Gus Bradley has to be thinking why couldn't I have stayed in Seattle one or two more seasons...the Money means nothing when you lose...absolutely nothing!
         
360 Degrees...Winners of Four of the last Eight Super Bowls is #30 and #31 on this list and how things evolve rather quickly!