SQUEEZE the ORANGE..."Pick up the PHONE Tonight at 12 A.M. Eastern Time"..it might be your New Employer...NBA 2013 FREE AGENCY Visits start and what is your Team doing? #NBA2K13FreeAgency

Yes the 2013 Class of NBA Free Agency is about to begin tonight at 12 A.M. Eastern and the the Big Fish is from the Laker Gang's #1 Soap.."As Dwight Turns" and Star in a Leading Role Dwight Howard. Teams can talk to all the free agents but signing them will have to wait until July 10th. The #2 Free Agent on the Board reportedly through sources has told teams he is staying with his last Team and that is CP3 with Lob City. Once they picked up Coach Doc Rivers and traded a #1 (which is unfathomable in my estimation) CP3 was a lock.

The Bluedude's Top 15 Free Agents whether they are Restricted or Unrestricted for 2013

1. "Dwight of Three Stripes" C...Teams will be lined up to get him and he comes with all sorts of baggage including a Jimmy Choo Carry-On...in this order #RedNation, #DubNation , #Mavs, #ATLHawks, and #StayD12 Lakers. As of right now Dwight doesn't even no where is going and the Bluedude means at this very minute.

2. CP3 Point God Clips...signing with Lob City after they get Doc Rivers and was going no where anyway!..the Hawks..please!

3. Iggy of Mile High SG...'Dre is more of an important piece than you think as he opted out of some $15 Million plus pay day in 2013-14 from Nugs to get more money for Nugs or bolt to a Championship Contender.

4. J-Smoove 5 SF "Highlight Factory 404"...yes his AAU Teammate (Atlanta Celtics) and Childhood Friend Dwight has an Interview set up but who else is going to the 2nd Worst Sports City in America in Atlanta behind Miami?

5. Dre Bynum C Sixers...you think Dwight is a "Diva" than what's Drew Bynum...a Malcontent, Cornball, and Diva...wouldn't touch him if I were the LaCrosse Catbirds of the CBA.

6. Al Jefferson PF/C Jazz...17 plus points and nine plus rebounds and a Professional's Professional and will play 2nd, 3rd, and even 4th fiddle (on a Championship Team). Big Al is the #1 Hidden Free Agent of 2K13 and write it down.

7. David West PF Gold Swagger...say what you want to but the Pacers don't even get close to the Heat without Mr. West and that Was now back in the saddle Larry Bird's Signing two years ago. He is wanted by more than a few but why leave the Pacers.

8. Paul Milsap SF/PF Jazz....just like his teammates in Utah Al Jefferson a difference-maker with the right 2013 Playoff Team. He is efficient as they come at the Power Forward/Small Forward. Imagine "SAP' with the Thunder, Spurs, or, Lakers with Dwight in tow...hmmm hmmm good!

9. Nikola Pekovic (restricted) C T'Wolves...they have already gave him his Qualifying Offer and he should remain a Timberwolve. An Absolute Monster in the Paint to go with the T'Wolves "Lake Oswego Monster"...Kevin Love.

10. Mississippi Lightning" Monta Ellis Bucks...a Fit just in a few places but if he goes to one of those Places lookout!. Eight years in the logo and just 27 years of age.

Other Five worth mentioning....

11. REKEhavoc Kings (Restricted)
12. Tony Allen Grindhouse Godfather
13. Brandon Jennings Bucks (Restricted)
14. Jeff Teague Hawks (Restricted)
15. Manu Spurs (A Spur or Retiring is mu guess)