76ERS 110 KNICKS 106..."E.T. Phone Broad Street" hits KNICKS Nation and @SpikeLee in the SPIKE Seats with a 34-Piece CheeseSteak from PAT'S and a Dr. J Throwback Jersey from MITCHELL & NESS Nostalgia...LOGO WATCH as I hear LIBERTY Bells at the WORLD'S Most Famous Arena #SIXERnation #SeventySixers

The New York Knicks have officially hit the depths of the Hudson maybe even the Atlantic as they lose to the Philadelphia Seventy-Sixers whose "Check Engine Light" has been on since Turkey Day 2k13. This night didn't belong to those Suds or the "Bully" but Sixers Point Forward from Chi-City by way of Buckeye Nation and Westchester, Illinois St. Joseph HS Star (the same HS that produced one Isaiah "Zeke" Thomas") in Evan Turner.

"E.T. phone Broad Street" dba Evan Turner had 34 points and grabbed eleven Oranges on his way to destroying the Knicks in what should have been one would think a runaway for Knicks Tape. The Sixers also dropped off to Spike Lee more Knicks Gear from Mitchell & Ness Nostalgia as well as 1976-77 Dr. J Sixers Road Jersey in Sixer Blue for Spike's Troubles and a January 21st Cheese Steak with Cheddar from Pat's all rolled up in wax paper. The Sixers also get 19 points, twelve boards, and seven helpers from Rook PG M.C.W. of 'Cuse and 19 points from SF Thad-Ex.

The Knicks in complete disarray as now they don't even try to play "D" with a defensive-minded coach in Mike Woodson with no where to go but up. 'Melo Anthony led with 28 points with Shump adding 19 points and eight boards as the Knicks lose their 5th in a row. DOes it matter who else scored as Spike needs to make a Short Film on Knicks Nation in the 2013-14 Season the year the Boys from World's Most Famous stunk it up for all 82.

The Sixers meanwhile move to 14-28 while the Knicks fall to 15-27 a game ahead of the Sixers for last in the Atlantic...and imagine that!